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The Worst Restaurant Names In The World (35 Pics)

Published on: June 30, 2009 – 11:36 pm by Jillian Madison Comment

FNH Gallery: the 35 most unfortunately named restaurants and cafes across the world!

bad restaurant name
(Located in Tanzania)

bad restaurant name
(USA)

bad restaurant name
(Located in Houston, TX)

bad restaurant name
(Located in Delaware)

bad restaurant name
(Located in NYC)

bad restaurant name
(Located in India)

bad restaurant name
(Located in Florida)

bad restaurant name
(Located in England)

bad restaurant name
(Located in Portland, Oregon)

bad restaurant name
(Located in the Philippines)

bad restaurant name
(Located in Australia)

bad restaurant name
(Located in Mass)

bad restaurant name
(No idea!)

bad restaurant name
(Located in Houston, Texas)

bad restaurant name
(Located in England)

bad restaurant name
(Sandwich shop located in London, England)

bad restaurant name
(Located in London, England)

bad restaurant name
(I believe this is located in Germany)

bad restaurant name
(Located in London, England)

bad restaurant name
(Located in Malaysia)

bad restaurant name
(Not sure where this is located)

bad restaurant name
(Located in Sweden)

bad restaurant name
(Located in England)

bad restaurant name
(Located in Canada)

bad restaurant name
(Located in NYC)

bad restaurant name
(Located in Toronto, Canada)

bad restaurant name
(Located in Los Angeles, California)

bad restaurant name
(Located in Honolulu, Hawaii)

bad restaurant name
(Located in China)

bad restaurant name
(Located in England)

bad restaurant name
(Located in India)

bad restaurant name
(Located in Spain)

bad restaurant name
(Not sure where this is located)

bad restaurant name
(Located in Tibet)

bad restaurant name
(Not sure where this is located)



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  1. Sandra
    July 1st, 2009

    Seriously? LMAO

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    Sandra replied on: January 14th, 2010 at 7:19 pm

    Too damn funny, loved the names, How do they think these names up?

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    Mike replied on: April 26th, 2010 at 6:55 pm

    On the Parks Hwy in Alaska, midway between Anchorage and Fairbanks, you’ll find Dirty Dick’s Halfway Inn.

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    jonathan replied on: April 28th, 2010 at 11:32 am

    It’s actually Skinny Dick’s Halfway Inn — still have my T-Shirt!

  2. DesignerJeans
    July 1st, 2009

    You forgot:

    Johnny Garlic’s California Pasta Grill
    Tex Wasabi’s

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Fieri

  3. Syd
    July 1st, 2009

    Hard to even choose a favorite out of those. I’d have to go with Phat Phuc, I think.

  4. July 1st, 2009

    Nice – but the Obama Fried Chicken is definitely a fake.

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    Rob replied on: February 22nd, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    No its not !!! I live in bklyn, and it is very real indeed, they recently were forced to change the name.

  5. July 1st, 2009

    Sorry, I don’t think I expressed it right – I think the picture is photoshopped is what I mean is what it is – isn’t it?

  6. *Di*
    July 1st, 2009

    OMG
    FUK MI !

    Thanks for the laugh – I needed it.

    But where on earth can there be a Hitler restaurant ?!

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    TheForever replied on: July 15th, 2010 at 1:20 pm

    Apparently in India…

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    slappahppe replied on: August 17th, 2010 at 9:46 am

    Here’s a shot of Fu Kim before it was Photoshopped …

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    slappahppe replied on: August 17th, 2010 at 9:47 am

    Okay, so this site strips out URLs, didn’t know that, let’s try this …

    blog-imgs-21.fc2.com/r/e/d/redfox2667/P513666602_01.jpg

  7. Byrdie
    July 1st, 2009

    Di – I was curious about the Hilter’s Cross, so I looked it up. It’s in Bombay. The story I read was the owner used the name to attract attention, but he didn’t really get any positive feedback (imagine that!). Anyway, I guess he changed the name since then (from back in 2006). What a nutball.

    My fave of all these is the Italian “Crapitto’s”. “Hey, let’s go get a Crappy pizza!”

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    jenne replied on: February 6th, 2010 at 12:28 pm

    Actually guys, the swastika is an ancient symbol, which dates back to the Neolithic period. It’s a common religious symbol in India and the word comes from Sanskrit.
    So you will see lots of those in India.. So the symbol is common, just the name was used to attract attention…

  8. D in Va
    July 1st, 2009

    Right before I moved away from the Northern VA area, the Il Mee Buffet opened up. You can google it, it’s in Annandale. I never tried it, but the name made me giggle every time I drove by.

  9. Erin
    July 1st, 2009

    Hey!! I’ve been to The Slug and Lettuce in London! It was actually a really great place for lunch.

    And no, there were no small gastropods in my food. ;)

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    Emily replied on: September 2nd, 2010 at 6:14 am

    The Slug and Lettuce is actually a chain of quite posh pubs in England, they’re in every upmarket town. Windsor has a particularly nice one. I think it’s just going on the pub naming system, which really doesn’t make much sense lol. Either way, I was suprised to see it on the list, but I might just be used to the name by now.

  10. July 1st, 2009

    Nice! I needed a good laugh for the day:)

  11. RaleighRob
    July 1st, 2009

    The “Cabbages & Condoms” one cracks me up. I can only imagine what sort of mistranslation from Thai to English happened there.

  12. Mike Roberts
    July 1st, 2009

    The fourth restaurant from the bottom has a canopy that shows a phone number with an international dialing code of 968.

    If this is correct, that would put this restaurant in Oman.

    Hope I’m right.

  13. Naz
    July 1st, 2009

    how is boobys(Skokie, IL) not on here?? i can’t help but giggle everytime i pass it.

  14. *Di*
    July 2nd, 2009

    “Di – I was curious about the Hilter’s Cross, so I looked it up. It’s in Bombay.”

    Thanks Byrdie. Guess India doesn’t give a sh*t about ‘PC’ re Hitler (ha).
    I’m remembering a small market in these parts, years back, known for it’s butcher department – Tom’s Market – their delivery trucks had big sign that said “you can’t beat Tom’s meat”
    (ha – so much fun to be immature, eh)

  15. IceWario
    July 2nd, 2009

    @Mike Roberts: RESTAURANTE EL RAPE is located in Spain, here’s the address: SUBIDA AL FARO,1 – CABO DE PALOS (CARTAGENA)

    By the way, in Spain “Rape” is a fish, aka Lophius (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lophius)

  16. Kittykitty
    July 2nd, 2009

    They’re all great, but I think Crabby Dick’s is my favorite. I wonder if the bad names attract customers?

  17. Bri
    July 2nd, 2009

    Fuk Mi is actually photoshop.

  18. July 2nd, 2009

    A few location notes:

    Muff Cafe is in Bratislava, Slovakia. Apparently it’s an ice cream place.

    Happy Crack is what I’d call a mall food court eatery with several locations in Spain.

    The Nasty Buffet picture looks similar to a photo of Dynasty Buffet (with the “dy” unlit) in Butler, Pennsylvania seen on Flickr: http://www.flickr.com/photos/cameosteph/374071156/

    And while there is a Dirty Dick’s seafood/crabs chain in the US, that particular photo is of Dirty Dick’s pub in Edinburgh, Scotland.

  19. potty mouth princess
    July 2nd, 2009

    One of the oldies, but goodies, Berkeley’s own…

    http://static.px.yelp.com/bphoto/7D1v5Jd6fRSh-TCiH8vaWA/l

  20. Muffy the Poodle
    July 3rd, 2009

    Cabbages and Condoms is actually in Bangkok, not London. I’ve been there. The food isn’t bad and condoms are provided free of charge. Its profits are donated to the Population and Community Development Association which promotes birth control. The odd name helps to draw tourists who can afford to support the restaurant’s mission.

  21. ang
    July 3rd, 2009

    Crabby Dicks in DE rocks!

  22. emma
    July 4th, 2009

    I won’t fault the ones out of the USA (and yes, England has it’s own culture and I’ll give them a pass) but how does ANYONE get those names advertised in a local paper or yellow pages without someone in marketing saying “Excuse me, we need to have a talk…”

    Too funny.

  23. SpaceCow
    July 5th, 2009

    Actually Fuk Mi was located in Houston before they closed down.

  24. Joanna Breslin
    July 6th, 2009

    Squat and Gobble Cafe in San Francisco.

  25. HeWhoseNameMustNotBeSpoken
    July 6th, 2009

    LOL @ “Squat & Gobble Cafe”
    …is that also known as “The Glory Hole Cafe”?

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  27. Hakuna Fritatta
    July 10th, 2009

    I have been to Hung Far Low many times. It is a very fine restaurant in Portland’s China Town.

  28. Sarah
    July 10th, 2009

    I’ve been to Squid Lips in Melbourne for a few beers. Nice outside patio, and they have a sandy beach area on the river if you want to enjoy some Florida sunshine!

  29. Mari
    July 11th, 2009

    Dirty Dick’s is in Edinburgh, on Rose Street. Of course, I had to take a picture and send it to all of my friends…

  30. Liz
    July 11th, 2009

    I have to submit my absolute favorite unfortunate restaurant name, located in Tacoma, Washington – SAR’S Oriental Cuisine. Talk about a stroke of bad luck in epidemic names… I think they’re closed now.

    http://bygonebureau.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/img_0292.jpg

  31. Nanami
    July 11th, 2009

    What’s missing is:

    “Tillicum”
    Located in Raleigh Hills, Oregon

  32. July 11th, 2009

    funny thing, the spotted dick is my local…

    i recommend the southern cobb. freaking delicious… has stilton in it!

  33. Chamale
    July 13th, 2009

    I’ve been to Lick-A-Chick – it’s in Nova Scotia, near Sydney (IIRC). The food’s actually quite good, and the name is a reference to their fried chicken. I wonder what the other places are like.

  34. July 16th, 2009

    cabbage and condoms,and crabby dicks. and im a 11 year old. lol

  35. Diane
    August 6th, 2009

    Late to the party here, but where I live (Montreal) there is a Korean restaurant named Hwang Kum that I keep meaning to take photos of. There’s also a Japanese restaurant called Hentai Sushi & Grill that always makes me laugh.

  36. hermitycrab
    August 8th, 2009

    We have “Fu King” Chinese restaurant.
    And I’ve been wanting to vandalize that sign since junior high school.
    (Except now I’m 40 years old and scared of heights. Damn.)

  37. James Stewart
    August 10th, 2009

    McWank’s is (or was) in the Yukon, Canada.

  38. Jun
    August 10th, 2009

    Pink Taco in Arizona:

    http://www.pinktaco.com/

    Or how about the Heart Attack Grill?

    http://www.heartattackgrill.com/

  39. John
    August 11th, 2009

    Fuk Mi used to be in houston, but it sadly closed

  40. mark
    August 11th, 2009

    I take issue with Hung Far Low. That place has been in business more than 50 years. Can’t be a worst name. Now, Hang My Dong would be a worst name, but I don’t have an image of it.

  41. JD
    August 11th, 2009

    “Hey!! I’ve been to The Slug and Lettuce in London! It was actually a really great place for lunch.

    And no, there were no small gastropods in my food. ;)”

    I’ve been there too, many a time! Great pub… and as far as pub names go, this one is really not that strange.

  42. Ron Morrison
    August 21st, 2009

    Flavor of Negros refers to regional food from the islands of Negros Occidental and Negros Oriental in the Philippines, sort of like Cajun food refers to the Gulf coast area or Southwestern style food.

  43. kerri anna
    August 27th, 2009

    haha my m8 runs the slug n lettice!!!
    good food tho.

  44. ENGLISH
    August 30th, 2009

    SOON FATTS IN IRELAND RETARDS

  45. Irish
    August 30th, 2009

    yeah soon fat is in bray, co. wicklow in ireland.
    not a bad take away either!

  46. Liz
    September 2nd, 2009

    Tragically, Chewy Balls closed last year.

  47. cb
    September 2nd, 2009

    Hey, great post, just thought I would let you know Fuk Mi sushi bars can be found in most capital cities down here in Australia, so it’s probably from there

  48. hmm
    September 7th, 2009

    So…what exactly is wrong with “The Chocolate Log”? Sounds quite nice!

  49. September 15th, 2009

    The “Slug and Lettuce” is actually a pub chain. I know of two in the Midlands and several in London.

  50. Simon
    September 15th, 2009

    The Slug and Lettuce are quite a big chain of restaurants right across the UK and server pretty good food. As for Buttyboys, in parts of England (like where I’m from) a butty is a sandwich.

  51. UberPhreak
    September 15th, 2009

    The “Fuk Mi Seafood and Sushi” was located in Castle Rock, CO, USA. Closed down now I think.

  52. Homebrew5
    September 18th, 2009

    Let us not forget Montezuma’s Revenge (Mexican) in Hobart ,
    Tasmania.

  53. Pu Pu hot pot
    September 19th, 2009

    I love Pu Pu Hot Pot. They’re pretty good. (Cambidge MA)

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    Slythiechick replied on: August 13th, 2010 at 1:31 pm

    agreed! Best crab rangoons and chicken fingers I ever ate!

  54. Nicole
    September 19th, 2009

    No lie, Crabby Dicks is the best place in Delaware to get crabs. effing amazing <3

  55. September 20th, 2009

    I’ve seen to Slug and Letuuce – it is actually very upscale place (two of those, actually)

  56. R.I.
    September 22nd, 2009

    The one in the Philippines.. Flavors of Negros…refers to the place Negros Occidental.

  57. carl
    September 24th, 2009

    man, lick-a-chick is like a 40 minute drive from my house…they make the best fried chicken ever!

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  59. Tumbleweeds
    October 10th, 2009

    The Rong Phuk Restaurant would be in Thailand, not Tibet. The writing on the Pepsi insignia is Thai.

  60. rawrsauce
    October 14th, 2009

    The last one, “Nasty Buffet”, is actually “Dynasty Buffet” without the ‘D’ lit up.

  61. Mark
    October 31st, 2009

    ‘Soon Fatt’ is a chinese takeaway in Bray, Ireland….. and the food is excellent!!

  62. Simon
    November 7th, 2009

    There’s another Wo Fat in London =P

  63. Majo
    November 19th, 2009

    “(I believe this is located in Germany)”
    its in Slovakia; Raňajky on the pic ~

    Raňajky
    Breakfast
    Fruhstuck

  64. S'J
    November 19th, 2009

    Soon Fatt isnt in Malaysia
    its in Bray [wicklow, ireland]
    i pass it everyday and you can see the reflection of a dublin bus in the picture

  65. Adele A.
    November 21st, 2009

    Those are pretty funny restaurant names.

    Best part is, I live about a mile away from Squid Lips and go there often. Hahaha.

  66. Rosey
    November 21st, 2009

    What’s so bad about the slug and lettuce?

  67. ellie
    November 22nd, 2009

    I’ve totally been to the slug and lettuce (leeds) REALLY nice food actually

  68. tom waller
    December 18th, 2009

    bitch on a pention suck my dong

  69. Anon
    December 18th, 2009

    Dirty Dicks is on Rose Street in Edinburgh, UK. I worked there for a while.

  70. January 4th, 2010

    The picture of WoFat is actually located in Las Vegas, NV who does cater to mostly Hawaiians. I have been going there since I was a wee child and that been a quarter of a century! The Wo Fat in Honolulu is in the middle of Chinatown! Two totally different places!!!

  71. Kaytlin Hall
    January 11th, 2010

    I prefer the chocolate log.

  72. SQV
    January 13th, 2010

    This is hilarious… I actually had my wedding rehearsal dinner at Crapitto’s… superb restaurant, actually!!

  73. gibberishtwist
    January 22nd, 2010

    I’m very late, but still felt the need to point out that Pu Pu Hot Pot is actually really, really good. They even have newspaper review clippings in their window with headlines like, “Great Food, Horrible Name.”

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  77. February 11th, 2010

    Funny! There’s also a “Fook Yuen” restaurant above 7-Eleven in Waikiki…got 3.5 stars on Yelp so I guess it’s not bad.

  78. Bob
    February 12th, 2010

    The Yu Kee is a fake it’s photo shopped and would never be in China anyway. The spelling would be more like Korean. And if you look at the window it’s all in English where it should be in Chinese.

  79. KAYLEIGH EASTERLOW
    March 5th, 2010

    I THINK THE PICTURES ARE COOL

  80. Kaytie girl
    March 7th, 2010

    holy fuck

  81. March 23rd, 2010

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  82. Gypsie Rose
    March 29th, 2010

    lmmfao at taste of negros and obama friend chicken ha

  83. atlantis
    April 13th, 2010

    The Fuk mi image is shopped. It was Fu kim in Houston off I-45 at Fuqua.

  84. Etu
    April 19th, 2010

    I walk by that “spotted dick” one nearly every day… It’s always a good laugh if it’s your first time seeing it.

  85. April 25th, 2010

    The Rape isn’t a extrange name. Is the name in spanish of the Goosefish and is a kind of fish very popular in Spain.

  86. Andie
    April 25th, 2010

    The ‘nasty Buffet’ is the Dynasty Buffet in Butler, PA.

  87. April 26th, 2010

    Those are just awful! hahahaha

    I didn’t see Fuddruckers–a place we had here in Spfld. where the Pasta Hse. now is.

  88. May 2nd, 2010

    The Fuk Mi restaurant pic is totally photoshopped. There’s a chain of restaurants in Houston called Fu-Kim. The one pictured is just down the highway from where I live.

  89. May 3rd, 2010

    Very funny. Yes, there really are several ‘Slug and Lettuce’ in England and also another Spotted Dick in Farnborough. There is also a ‘Phuket’ where I live. Have also seen a ‘Phuket’ airlines.

  90. Todd
    May 15th, 2010

    No Big Lai Palace, Pho Bich Nga or Pink Pearl? No one’s been to Vancouver, i guess.

  91. Tycon
    May 27th, 2010

    Bunghole: A bunghole is a hole bored in a liquid-tight barrel. IE keg of beer. It’s not their fault that it became rude later…

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    T replied on: July 1st, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    In Tulsa, OK there was a Bung Hole Liquor…the city made them change the name and now it is Bung Hole Wine and Spirits.

  92. Stuart A.
    June 2nd, 2010

    The Fuk Mi restaurant is located in Clear Lake Texas, just south of Houston, down I-45.

  93. Andrew
    June 16th, 2010

    I’ve been to the Slug and Lettuce! It’s great!

  94. Jim spicer
    June 17th, 2010

    in my travles around the world twice and stoping in a numbere of countrys i think i had dinner in a few of theas places

  95. Donomite
    June 21st, 2010

    You guys forgot the “Pho King Restaurant” located in Bellevue Washington. Great Pho and Vietnamese food. Cheers

  96. Victoria
    June 21st, 2010

    The Slug and Lettuce is in Glasgow, Scotland you dumb American!

  97. ted
    June 24th, 2010

    i just want to clarify that Flavors of Negros aint a typo. It pertains to food that comes from the Negros Occidental region of the philippines. and its not pronounced negro meaning a black person its pronounced Neh-gross. just wanted to clear that up

  98. Check your facts
    July 14th, 2010

    Dirty Dicks is in London, UK not generic USA
    The Tibetan one is actually from Thailand.

  99. eoghan
    August 14th, 2010

    soon fatt is actually in Bray (just as you head out on the shankill road), Ireland and not in Malaysia lol
    I go by it nearly every day, funny I came across it here. just about to eat their food as I speak ;)

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