Comments on: Top 10 Really Bad Food Network Pick-Up Lines http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/06/top-10-really-bad-food-network-pick-up-lines/ Cook with them. Laugh with us. Tue, 22 May 2012 09:33:54 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Bonzy http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/06/top-10-really-bad-food-network-pick-up-lines/#comment-5581 Bonzy Wed, 24 Jun 2009 03:49:21 +0000 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=1482#comment-5581 HeWhoseNameMustNotBeSpoken....omg...effin hilarious! HeWhoseNameMustNotBeSpoken….omg…effin hilarious!

]]> By: neo http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/06/top-10-really-bad-food-network-pick-up-lines/#comment-5453 neo Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:42:41 +0000 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=1482#comment-5453 There's the door, Mike, peace the f-ck out. There’s the door, Mike, peace the f-ck out.

]]> By: HeWhoseNameMustNotBeSpoken http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/06/top-10-really-bad-food-network-pick-up-lines/#comment-5451 HeWhoseNameMustNotBeSpoken Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:36:23 +0000 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=1482#comment-5451 Hmm.... "Damn woman!...you smokin' hot like a Sunny Anderson blunt spliff!" "Baby, you're hotter than that steamin' mess out in Pauler's driveway!" "I would follow you anywhere in the world...even into Captain Michael's beard whiskers" "Are you cookin' up a hot mess of tuna salad for me or does Paula just need to douche again?" "You're so amazing...I made you a delicious Kwanzaa cake" Hmm….
“Damn woman!…you smokin’ hot like a Sunny Anderson blunt spliff!”
“Baby, you’re hotter than that steamin’ mess out in Pauler’s driveway!”
“I would follow you anywhere in the world…even into Captain Michael’s beard whiskers”
“Are you cookin’ up a hot mess of tuna salad for me or does Paula just need to douche again?”
“You’re so amazing…I made you a delicious Kwanzaa cake”

]]> By: Melissa (oddharmonic) http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/06/top-10-really-bad-food-network-pick-up-lines/#comment-5441 Melissa (oddharmonic) Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:51:21 +0000 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=1482#comment-5441 The "Is it hot in here..." line reminded me of the time my husband unintentionally made pepper gas while making his own hot sauce. The “Is it hot in here…” line reminded me of the time my husband unintentionally made pepper gas while making his own hot sauce.

]]> By: mike http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/06/top-10-really-bad-food-network-pick-up-lines/#comment-5440 mike Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:50:17 +0000 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=1482#comment-5440 Wow, these were not very funny at all. I thought about just stating a favorite or two but then I couldn't pick one that I really liked. Sorry, but this post sucked. Keep trying though. Wow, these were not very funny at all.

I thought about just stating a favorite or two but then I couldn’t pick one that I really liked.

Sorry, but this post sucked.

Keep trying though.

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