Comments on: Top 10 Really Bad Food Network Pick-Up Lines

By: Bonzy

Bonzy — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 03:49:21 +0000

HeWhoseNameMustNotBeSpoken….omg…effin hilarious!

By: neo

neo — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:42:41 +0000

There’s the door, Mike, peace the f-ck out.

By: HeWhoseNameMustNotBeSpoken

HeWhoseNameMustNotBeSpoken — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:36:23 +0000

Hmm….
“Damn woman!…you smokin’ hot like a Sunny Anderson blunt spliff!”
“Baby, you’re hotter than that steamin’ mess out in Pauler’s driveway!”
“I would follow you anywhere in the world…even into Captain Michael’s beard whiskers”
“Are you cookin’ up a hot mess of tuna salad for me or does Paula just need to douche again?”
“You’re so amazing…I made you a delicious Kwanzaa cake”

By: Melissa (oddharmonic)

Melissa (oddharmonic) — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:51:21 +0000

The “Is it hot in here…” line reminded me of the time my husband unintentionally made pepper gas while making his own hot sauce.

By: mike

mike — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 19:50:17 +0000

Wow, these were not very funny at all.

I thought about just stating a favorite or two but then I couldn’t pick one that I really liked.

Sorry, but this post sucked.

Keep trying though.

By: alexis

alexis — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 18:39:51 +0000

If a guy used these on me, I’d laugh. And probably go out with him.

By: Greg

Greg — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 18:38:55 +0000

You had me at: “You make me melt, like chocolate in Ina Garten’s double boiler”

funny, Jillian, funny.

By: Dan

Dan — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 18:37:06 +0000

These made me laugh on a crappy day. Thank you.