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Tyler Florence’s Brownies Taste Like Dead People!
Published on: June 12, 2009 – 1:36 pm by Jillian Madison 
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I TASTE DEAD PEOPLE!
Earlier today, Tyler Florence was back on Twitter with another installment of his Twitlish cooking school. This week, he taught us all how to prepare Amaretto Chocolate Brownies with a lovely, DECEDENT flavor.
A quick vocabulary lesson, courtesy of FNH and Dictionary.com:
Ew, Tyler. Really? Decadent brownies I could handle, but I’m not down with tasting the dead.
(Remind me to have Tyler cater my next Halloween party.)
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Maybe it wasn’t cocoa fat that was used. He may get his ingredients from the local plastic surgery clinic, dumpster diving. YUM!!
He digs deep in the ground to find some decedent. If he’s tweeting on the go, as it appears, he can still tighten up the grammar.
Uh, it’s 70% cocoa solids, not cocoa fat.
I’m beginning to see a trend here. Last week he thanked us for his “patients” and now he’s making “decedent” brownies. I don’t know about you, but he’s beginning to scare me. What’s next on the menu? “Stiff” egg whites? “Cold” cuts? “Blood” sausage? Perhaps his goal is for us to “meat” our maker……makes your blood run cold. Yikes.
He has been looking a bit embalmed lately.
@Tatiana: hilarious.
If you reheat them, would the become zombie brownies?
Mmm, Soylent Green, anyone?
@orchidgal: PERFECT!
Chocolate comes from the cocoa bean or plant Ty. Coco is the name of the original designer of Chanel.
While you are at it, tell Giada that saffron comes from the crocus flower, not the saffron flower.
Do your homework you knuckleheads.
Isnt’ coco also the name of an ape that could do sign language….
Byrdie you’re right that is the name of the ape (gorilla if you want to be exact.). Coco went on to do some interesting things. She was going work at FN with Bob and Suze but there are somethings a feces throwing gorilla just won’t do.
Thanks, Teague! I thought that name sounded familiar. Of course, it’s now the LATE Coco as it seems TF has used 70 percent Coco fat. What a horrible thing to do!! Not only is he using dead people, he’s taking poor defenseless gorilla’s for his stupid brownies.
What’s next Tyler?? Lady fingers????
Giada just sent out a tweet saying she was nervous about giving a “COMENCEMENT” speech at UCLA. Um… shouldn’t a requirement of giving a commencement speech be actually knowing how to spell the word commencement?!
I’d post it on the site, but damn, I don’t want this to become the “correct the FN chef’s spelling” website!
http://twitter.com/GDeLaurentiis/status/2135331867
Hey guys! I think a little bit of a right back at ya laugh is headed your way. Coco may be the famous Channel, but Koko is the proper spelling for the famous gorilla. But see, I understood what you meant. I think these comments have been hillarious, however, let it go on record that as an English major and 35 year elementary school teacher I do not expect everyone to have a gift for spelling. Some of the most intelligent and gifted people I’ve ever known couldn’t spell worth beans.
I believe “hillarious” should only have one “L”.
But Aha! Tou still knew what I meant. Wonder Who’s going to catch on to my misspelling of Chanel?
And, yeah, I make twypos and accidenta upper case letters too!
Honestly, I would have thought UCLA could have found someone a bit more cerebral than a Nutella-brain like Giada for a commencement speech. What is she going to tell the graduating class? To get implants and veneers in order to succeed in life?
Hahaha I think all the FN hosts should take spelling class before they are allowed to have a Twitter account.
It bothers the hell out of me that this man cannot spell.
“Coco”, “Koko”, and “Chanel” are not necessarily common everyday words. I can understand how people might not know how to spell them.
Words like “hilarious”, “patience”, “patience”, and “decadent” ARE common everyday words, and misspellings of common words make me cringe.
BUT MAYBE THAT’S JUST ME!
Yeah, especially since “hilarious” had been spelled correctly in a previous comment. Duh! Jillian, I do have a respect for your intolerance for common words being misspelled. But pardon me, I must now go make some “decedent” brownies.
Now, now let’s give Tyler a break. He has to be so worried about his missing giant fork. ;)
Seriously, how much schooling did this guy complete? It’s pretty sad that not just his spelling but his grammar has also sucked. It should be “needs”. I don’t think it’s the first time he’s done this. And it does kinda bug me that someone who has culinary training can’t spell “cocoa”. I know it’s just twitter but it’s becoming downright asinine.
Huked on foniks werked fur me
I have to admit that I didn’t even know that particular word existed until now. Thanks Food Network Humor! :)
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…and thanks to Tyler for the epic typo!! xD
Ty just figured swapping an “e” for an “a” would be cool since it made him “sweety” instead of the what we usually see on camera.
@Tiler! Wel sed.
This is what he does with patients who run out of patience.
Like Tatiana I am also wondering what Giada could possibly say to graduates that would in anyway be inspiring.
I see an assignment for FNH get a hold of that speech!
I was thinking Coco of Fame fame.
Are Pawla or Retchel “twit”tering yet? Those would require eyebleach.
Why with all the bucks Tyler makes, does he not have someone to proof anything he posts. I wonder if he has a media person on his payroll. Someone should really watch over this poor guy, so he doesn’t look like an idiot. OOOPS too late.
Tyler, you seem like a decent guy – even if you use the same 2 annoying catch phrases over and over every 5 seconds. So, we at FNH would like to offer our Twitter proofreading services to you for just $10,000 a day.
Think it over. Let it marinate.
FNH
Hmm. Ok, taht sonds gud. Raychul ofurred to do it fur $40,000 a dae, but yur pryse is bettur. Wen can yu start?
Tyler, Tyler, Tyler. You’re cute as a button, and there are several of your “Ultimate” episodes I’ve found very useful, but if you have any question at all about how a word is spelled, ask someone or just check an online dictionary. Nothing ruins credibility like spelling issues. It’s not fair, but it’s the truth.
Didn’t Giada graduate from UCLA, thought I saw that on her Chefography.
Tyler’s catch phrases have got to go!
Does he use dead babies?