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Tyler Florence’s Brownies Taste Like Dead People!

Published on: June 12, 2009 – 1:36 pm by Jillian Madison Comment

I TASTE DEAD PEOPLE!

Earlier today, Tyler Florence was back on Twitter with another installment of his Twitlish cooking school. This week, he taught us all how to prepare Amaretto Chocolate Brownies with a lovely, DECEDENT flavor.

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A quick vocabulary lesson, courtesy of FNH and Dictionary.com:

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Ew, Tyler. Really? Decadent brownies I could handle, but I’m not down with tasting the dead.

(Remind me to have Tyler cater my next Halloween party.)



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  1. avatar Margaret
    June 12th, 2009

    Maybe it wasn’t cocoa fat that was used. He may get his ingredients from the local plastic surgery clinic, dumpster diving. YUM!!

  2. avatar Sandra
    June 12th, 2009

    He digs deep in the ground to find some decedent. If he’s tweeting on the go, as it appears, he can still tighten up the grammar.

  3. avatar Tom
    June 12th, 2009

    Uh, it’s 70% cocoa solids, not cocoa fat.

  4. avatar Byrdie
    June 12th, 2009

    I’m beginning to see a trend here. Last week he thanked us for his “patients” and now he’s making “decedent” brownies. I don’t know about you, but he’s beginning to scare me. What’s next on the menu? “Stiff” egg whites? “Cold” cuts? “Blood” sausage? Perhaps his goal is for us to “meat” our maker……makes your blood run cold. Yikes.

  5. avatar Tatiana
    June 12th, 2009

    He has been looking a bit embalmed lately.

  6. avatar Neo
    June 12th, 2009

    @Tatiana: hilarious.

  7. June 12th, 2009

    If you reheat them, would the become zombie brownies?

  8. June 12th, 2009

    Mmm, Soylent Green, anyone?

  9. June 12th, 2009

    @orchidgal: PERFECT!

  10. avatar Roxanne Dupuis
    June 12th, 2009

    Chocolate comes from the cocoa bean or plant Ty. Coco is the name of the original designer of Chanel.

    While you are at it, tell Giada that saffron comes from the crocus flower, not the saffron flower.

    Do your homework you knuckleheads.

  11. avatar Byrdie
    June 12th, 2009

    Isnt’ coco also the name of an ape that could do sign language….

  12. avatar Teague
    June 12th, 2009

    Byrdie you’re right that is the name of the ape (gorilla if you want to be exact.). Coco went on to do some interesting things. She was going work at FN with Bob and Suze but there are somethings a feces throwing gorilla just won’t do.

  13. avatar Byrdie
    June 12th, 2009

    Thanks, Teague! I thought that name sounded familiar. Of course, it’s now the LATE Coco as it seems TF has used 70 percent Coco fat. What a horrible thing to do!! Not only is he using dead people, he’s taking poor defenseless gorilla’s for his stupid brownies.

    What’s next Tyler?? Lady fingers????

  14. June 12th, 2009

    Giada just sent out a tweet saying she was nervous about giving a “COMENCEMENT” speech at UCLA. Um… shouldn’t a requirement of giving a commencement speech be actually knowing how to spell the word commencement?!

    I’d post it on the site, but damn, I don’t want this to become the “correct the FN chef’s spelling” website!

    http://twitter.com/GDeLaurentiis/status/2135331867

  15. June 12th, 2009

    Hey guys! I think a little bit of a right back at ya laugh is headed your way. Coco may be the famous Channel, but Koko is the proper spelling for the famous gorilla. But see, I understood what you meant. I think these comments have been hillarious, however, let it go on record that as an English major and 35 year elementary school teacher I do not expect everyone to have a gift for spelling. Some of the most intelligent and gifted people I’ve ever known couldn’t spell worth beans.

  16. avatar Sharon
    June 12th, 2009

    I believe “hillarious” should only have one “L”.

  17. June 12th, 2009

    But Aha! Tou still knew what I meant. Wonder Who’s going to catch on to my misspelling of Chanel?

  18. June 12th, 2009

    And, yeah, I make twypos and accidenta upper case letters too!

  19. avatar Tatiana
    June 12th, 2009

    Honestly, I would have thought UCLA could have found someone a bit more cerebral than a Nutella-brain like Giada for a commencement speech. What is she going to tell the graduating class? To get implants and veneers in order to succeed in life?

  20. June 12th, 2009

    Hahaha I think all the FN hosts should take spelling class before they are allowed to have a Twitter account.

  21. avatar Ellen
    June 12th, 2009

    It bothers the hell out of me that this man cannot spell.

  22. June 12th, 2009

    “Coco”, “Koko”, and “Chanel” are not necessarily common everyday words. I can understand how people might not know how to spell them.

    Words like “hilarious”, “patience”, “patience”, and “decadent” ARE common everyday words, and misspellings of common words make me cringe.

    BUT MAYBE THAT’S JUST ME!

  23. June 12th, 2009

    Yeah, especially since “hilarious” had been spelled correctly in a previous comment. Duh! Jillian, I do have a respect for your intolerance for common words being misspelled. But pardon me, I must now go make some “decedent” brownies.

  24. June 12th, 2009

    Now, now let’s give Tyler a break. He has to be so worried about his missing giant fork. ;)

  25. avatar Courtney
    June 12th, 2009

    Seriously, how much schooling did this guy complete? It’s pretty sad that not just his spelling but his grammar has also sucked. It should be “needs”. I don’t think it’s the first time he’s done this. And it does kinda bug me that someone who has culinary training can’t spell “cocoa”. I know it’s just twitter but it’s becoming downright asinine.

  26. avatar Tiler Floorinse
    June 13th, 2009

    Huked on foniks werked fur me

  27. avatar Freezezzy
    June 13th, 2009

    I have to admit that I didn’t even know that particular word existed until now. Thanks Food Network Humor! :)
    -
    …and thanks to Tyler for the epic typo!! xD

  28. avatar Derek Lutz
    June 13th, 2009

    Ty just figured swapping an “e” for an “a” would be cool since it made him “sweety” instead of the what we usually see on camera.

  29. avatar Byrdie
    June 13th, 2009

    @Tiler! Wel sed.

  30. avatar Victoria
    June 13th, 2009

    This is what he does with patients who run out of patience.

  31. avatar Teague
    June 13th, 2009

    Like Tatiana I am also wondering what Giada could possibly say to graduates that would in anyway be inspiring.

    I see an assignment for FNH get a hold of that speech!

  32. avatar potty mouth princess
    June 13th, 2009

    I was thinking Coco of Fame fame.

    Are Pawla or Retchel “twit”tering yet? Those would require eyebleach.

  33. avatar leah
    June 13th, 2009

    Why with all the bucks Tyler makes, does he not have someone to proof anything he posts. I wonder if he has a media person on his payroll. Someone should really watch over this poor guy, so he doesn’t look like an idiot. OOOPS too late.

  34. June 13th, 2009

    Tyler, you seem like a decent guy – even if you use the same 2 annoying catch phrases over and over every 5 seconds. So, we at FNH would like to offer our Twitter proofreading services to you for just $10,000 a day.
    Think it over. Let it marinate.
    FNH

  35. avatar Tiler Floorinse
    June 13th, 2009

    Hmm. Ok, taht sonds gud. Raychul ofurred to do it fur $40,000 a dae, but yur pryse is bettur. Wen can yu start?

  36. avatar Kittykitty
    June 15th, 2009

    Tyler, Tyler, Tyler. You’re cute as a button, and there are several of your “Ultimate” episodes I’ve found very useful, but if you have any question at all about how a word is spelled, ask someone or just check an online dictionary. Nothing ruins credibility like spelling issues. It’s not fair, but it’s the truth.

  37. avatar cookie
    June 16th, 2009

    Didn’t Giada graduate from UCLA, thought I saw that on her Chefography.

    Tyler’s catch phrases have got to go!

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