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Dear Oreo Cookie people,
Jiggling cow udders and creepy, moaning teats do NOT make me want to eat your product.
Sincerely,
Jillian Madison
(Also, there’s something seriously wrong with that boy if he’s giggling at that demonic udder, and not running for his life. Just a thought.)
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28 Responses
Who thought that was a good idea? Hands down, one of the creepiest ads I’ve ever seen. I’m actually a little pissed off about it.
The only thing that would make it even creepier is that instead of the litte boy, the Burger King would be sitting there. BLICK.
is this really a commercial or a joke?
oh my gawd…
This is what happens when a bunch of clueless ad geeks try to be edgy. Yuck.
Now run that commercial with Giada as the cow, and I’m psyched!!!
Thanks. I JUST gave up Oreo’s.
Maybe TV, too.
That commercial is udderly ridiculous.
So very sorry…
the basic message is that boys like cookies and want to play with, um, teats.
Ewwww! I just threw up a little in my mouth! Then I showed it to my 8 year old who said it was the sickest thing he had ever seen and not in a good way!
I couldn’t see this video at work… and that’s probably a good thing. I would have gotten some strange looks. WTF was with that uncomfortable groaning? I didn’t like that at all.
Holy balls, who thought that was a good idea? Who in the bloody hell approved of that draft, let alone produced it? It’s just..I can’t–My eyes want to puke.
Nevermind the robo-udders. What kid KNEELS in a cow pasture? Clearly his parents don’t love him, and he knows it!!
Is that kids name Damien??
That has got to be one of the most disturbing and disgusting commercials I have ever seen!
I sent an email to Nabisco about this disturbing and offensive ad.
What the hell?
Seriously, that’s just wrong. In so many ways.
Good idea, Tatiana. I think I’ll follow suit.
I just became lactose intolerant.
Bahahahahahaha this was the funniest thing I’ve seen all day! Disgusting, but funny. BLECH.
Nabisco paid money to that marketing company??
I’d be fascinated to know 1) What the demographics for the focus group were and 2) If whoever green-lighted it still has a job. It’s like the extras in Shaun of the Dead had creative control.
I’d give it a solid 10.0 for creepiness and a 0.0 for turning me into a cowaphobe.
I just wanted to share something with you all: I’ve been completely unable to get that groaning cow noise out of my head for the last week. It’s starting to become a problem.
Time for a new Oreo class action lawsuit! I call mental anguish!
Moo?
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Sorry, had to do it. Anyway, might I suggest finding a song to replace the evil moo. Just listen to it non-stop for about a week, and your problem should be solved. Of course, then you’ll have a song stuck in your head, but I’d say anything’s better than that udderly sinister cow sound. Dammit, stupid cow puns! >:(
Jillian, you could also take your mind off of the sound by enjoying an activity! Like you could, oh, I don’t know….go see a MOOvie, or go to a Chinese place and enjoy some MOO shoo Pork. Or put on some old Michael Jackson tunes and dance, dance, dance!! Try the MOOn walk!
Ok, I’ll stop…..
LOVE LOVE LOVED IT! Of course, where I live (outside of the US), there are commercials with giant cows sitting with their udders poking out, showering milk on dancing skeletons, coz milk is good for bones, you know. So this just didn’t seem all that weird…
:-)
found the video on youtube – prepare to be traumatized (LOL)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1ubFMdaUx8&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fpoppyinprovence%2Eblogspot%2Ecom%2F2007%2F11%2Fads%2Don%2Dfrench%2Dtv%2Ehtml&feature=player_embedded
nice find, cheryl. creepy.
so creepy and weird. Yes who thought this was a good idea? What a sick kid too.