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Where’s Andrew Zimmern NOW?
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That Andrew Zimmern sure does get around. He was last seen sandboarding down a giant dune in Cape Town, South Africa, before getting bored and moving on to some other places:







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10 Responses
An Andrew Zimmern meme! I love it! The pic of him injuring Tyler Florence is priceless and the ET one made me laugh out loud.
this is hysterically random and i’m lovin it.
i must say i am not, however, loving samantha brown. the woman annoys the hell out of me and i don’t understand how she has a show.
HA! Well played, well played.
OMG that pic with Countess Giada is disturbing!
Either she just killed her extended family and is bathing in their blood or she really needs to try the tampon brand with wings…YamaHamma!!
@HeWhoseNameMustNotBeSpoken:
Since when do tampons have wings? Clearly, you need a crash course in the subtle complexities of feminine products.
Why is Giada trying to bite off her own finger? Creepy.
@Saira
Since when is ‘Sara’ spelled with an “i”??
LOL…just kidding…you got me, good catch.
I am obviously not in posession of a va-jay-jay. :)
Haha, I love the one of him ripping on Tyler. Ouch!
Brilliant. Zimern and E.T. – a perfect pairing. lol
@HeWhoseNameMustNotBeSpoken:
Ha ha! According to my parents and relatives, Saira is of Syrian origin. I personally think my parents misspelled my name on the birth certificate, and are too stubborn to admit the truth.
Hell, even those of us cursed with va-jay-jays get our hygiene products mixed up every once in a while.