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Where’s Andrew Zimmern NOW?
Posted on June 1st 2009 by Jillian Madison

That Andrew Zimmern sure does get around. He was last seen sandboarding down a giant dune in Cape Town, South Africa, before getting bored and moving on to some other places:

andrew zimmern sand boarding in south africa

andrew zimmern sand boarding in south africa

andrew zimmern sand boarding in south africa

andrew zimmern sand boarding in south africa

andrew zimmern sand boarding in south africa

andrew zimmern sand boarding in south africa

andrew zimmern sand boarding in south africa



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---Thanks, Andrew
---A Video Message From Andrew Zimmern
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    10 Responses

  1. queen says:

    An Andrew Zimmern meme! I love it! The pic of him injuring Tyler Florence is priceless and the ET one made me laugh out loud.

  2. dan says:

    this is hysterically random and i’m lovin it.

    i must say i am not, however, loving samantha brown. the woman annoys the hell out of me and i don’t understand how she has a show.

  3. alex says:

    HA! Well played, well played.

  4. HeWhoseNameMustNotBeSpoken says:

    OMG that pic with Countess Giada is disturbing!
    Either she just killed her extended family and is bathing in their blood or she really needs to try the tampon brand with wings…YamaHamma!!

  5. Saira says:

    @HeWhoseNameMustNotBeSpoken:

    Since when do tampons have wings? Clearly, you need a crash course in the subtle complexities of feminine products.

  6. Dani says:

    Why is Giada trying to bite off her own finger? Creepy.

  7. HeWhoseNameMustNotBeSpoken says:

    @Saira

    Since when is ‘Sara’ spelled with an “i”??
    LOL…just kidding…you got me, good catch.
    I am obviously not in posession of a va-jay-jay. :)

  8. dumela says:

    Haha, I love the one of him ripping on Tyler. Ouch!

  9. Lana says:

    Brilliant. Zimern and E.T. – a perfect pairing. lol

  10. Saira says:

    @HeWhoseNameMustNotBeSpoken:

    Ha ha! According to my parents and relatives, Saira is of Syrian origin. I personally think my parents misspelled my name on the birth certificate, and are too stubborn to admit the truth.

    Hell, even those of us cursed with va-jay-jays get our hygiene products mixed up every once in a while.

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