NOTE: Jillian Madison here! FNH is on hiatus for a few months while I'm traveling and relocating. Don't worry though - I've scheduled some of my favorite FNH material to repost while I'm away. Hopefully, the Food Network will have some new material to laugh at by then... because lately it's been more stagnant than the swamp in Paula Deen's back yard. Questions? Comments? Email me using the "contact" tab above, or connect with other FNH members in the all-new FNH forums.

Archives for "July, 2009"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 31st July 2009
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Guy Fieri’s Newest Magazine Cover

Guy Fieri just sent out a Twitter message, letting everyone know he’s in NYC shooting a magazine cover for a “major” magazine: We’re not sure exactly which magazine Fieri is shooting, but this is our best guess:

Posted by Jillian Madison on 31st July 2009
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Anthony Bourdain Blogs About Run-In With Sandra Lee

You’ve gotta love Anthony Bourdain. He’s probably the only food blogger on the planet who can still get a laugh by making fun of Sandra Lee’s Kwanzaa cake. That’s just what he did during his hilarious account of meeting Sandra Lee at the premier of Julie & Julia: Now, I’ve said some unkind things over [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 31st July 2009
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The 5 Most Unappetizing Looking Recipes On FoodNetwork.com

WHAT IT IS: Eggplant with Yogurt and Dill via Food Network magazine. WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE: Everything that washed up on Long Island sound after a heavy rainstorm (with pieces of unwashed horse hooves thrown in for good measure). WHAT IT IS: Blueberry and Nectarine Cobbler via the Food Network kitchens. WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE: [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 31st July 2009
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The Lady & Grandson

FNH reader Justin just sent us this photo, with no note, and we have no idea who created it or what the heck it’s supposed to be. Sure, at its core it’s a caricature of Paula Deen with  her grandson and her restaurant. But EXACTLY WHAT IS IT? Is it an air freshener? Is it [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 30th July 2009
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Guy Fieri’s Restaurant Reviews On Yelp

Chelsea wrote us an email letting us know about the awful reviews Yelp users have been giving Guy Fieri’s California restaurants. Johnny Garlic’s in Roseville and Tex Wasabi’s in Santa Rosa both have 2.5/5 user reviews, with many one star ratings. Apparently, Johnny Garlic’s serves overpriced, bland food, and Tex Wasabi’s turns into a slimy [...]


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