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The Best Thing Danny Boome Ever Ate

Published on: July 14, 2009 – 6:21 pm by Jillian Madison Comment

Food Network plays the annoying commercial for “The Best Thing I Ever Ate” at least six times an hour. We’re not sure what sort of party Danny Boome is throwing in his mouth, but we bet it involves some Chippendales dancers and the Brokeback Mountain widescreen DVD.

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  1. Jessi
    July 14th, 2009

    Ahh! That part of the commercial drives me batty! I totally approve of this.

  2. Jenna
    July 14th, 2009

    this is hilarious. That commercial drives me crazy, and Danny Boome’s part is THE WORST.

  3. Dan
    July 14th, 2009

    Isn’t that tongue in mouth move the universal symbol for “blow job?” Total fail, Boome.

  4. Scary Alex Gaskarth Addict
    July 14th, 2009

    There’s a party in my tummy. Yummy yummy.

  5. Y
    July 14th, 2009

    At least we know he swallows?

  6. J Crown
    July 14th, 2009

    I am watching this program right now…Tyler Florence just slurped and squished his way through 20 disgusting raw oysters. I’m not a fan of the raw oyster to begin with, but listening to someone SLURP repeatedly and then procede to talk with their mouth full around their live seafood is just HORRIBLE!!!

  7. Scoobie-Doobie-Doo
    July 14th, 2009

    I’m guessing it has somethin’ to do with that younger Deen Brother.

  8. Kev in Delaware
    July 14th, 2009

    Apparently, Ted Allen was standing next to the camera.

  9. Jack
    July 14th, 2009

    I would like to a party in Giada’s mouth any time…

  10. JayJayJay
    July 14th, 2009

    Haha. T.Flo. thought oysters were grown on trees. I mean, why else would he actually need to say that there is _not_ an oyster tree?

  11. MoMo
    July 15th, 2009

    Awww… I think he’s adorable…

    But I guess I’m the only one… lol

  12. cookie
    July 15th, 2009

    I couldn’t bring myself to watch a second episode of this shit! Danny Boome is a complete ass.

  13. lauren
    July 15th, 2009

    love this! that damn commercial drives me crazy too. that commercial was from the first show that aired, before it became a series. and i just hate that part with danny and wish that since its a new series that they would get a NEW COMMERCIAL!!!

  14. Sandra
    July 15th, 2009

    Yeah, he’s really annoying and I hate this commercial.

  15. July 15th, 2009

    AH! I thought I was the only one annoyed by this! I wish SOMEONE would stuff a dick in that.

  16. bluehenbear
    July 15th, 2009

    “…it’s like there’s a party in my mouth and everyone’s throwing up.” –Philip J. Fry

  17. JaySticLe
    July 15th, 2009

    “…it is DIVINE.”

  18. Jenna80
    July 15th, 2009

    I have not seen this commercial yet but seriously, is Danny Boome really gay? Oh I may cry, he’s sooo cute, but I don’t get out much. Still, he can come fix me dinner and I can have fun trying to change him. :D This isn’t a “G” rated site, is it? LOL Love you gals!!

  19. J
    July 15th, 2009

    I cannot stand those commercials either. I caught an episode of this show once and quickly turned the channel after seeing both Duff and Sunny feeling the need to show us what they looked like eating this food. Is it necessary for these people to act out their eating experience? Thanks God for this website..lol!

  20. Krez
    July 15th, 2009

    I don’t understand why the good people at the Food Network are so convinced that we WANT to see show after show, series after series of their “stars” stuffing their faces and moaning about how “divine,” “flavorful,” “moist,” etc. the food is.

    “Rachel Ray’s Tasty Travels,” “Giada’s Weekend Getaways,” “$40 A Day,” etc. etc. …and now this?! Please. Watching these egomaniacs — or anyone, for that matter — eat dinner is not entertainment.

  21. Cat Chow
    July 15th, 2009

    Party in his mouth with the Hardy Boys?

  22. Kitty
    July 16th, 2009

    I am SO glad I’m not the only one wanting to punch the TV every time I see this commercial, especially Danny’s weird tongue teasing. Weren’t we all told not to play with our food? I know mommy didn’t mean it the way /he’s/ implying, but really–

    Though, for the record, I may slip to the Dahlia for some crabcakes. Giada’s boobs seemds to enjoy them…Seattle loves you, FNH~

  23. Spice Weasel
    July 16th, 2009

    Thank you Krez, why would anyone want to watch people eat? its food porn. I have to turn the channel whenever I see that moron’s face in this commercial.

  24. Kate
    July 16th, 2009

    I didn’t even recognize Danny from the ad, and *every* time it aired, I always thought “Who IS this guy, and what the hell is he DOING?” Glad I’m not the only one! I’ve tried watching the show, but I find it really boring.

  25. UGH
    July 16th, 2009

    I think he looks like Mr. Bean!!

  26. July 17th, 2009

    THANK YOU….I thought I was the only one. The other one I hated was the “weekend” one a year ago.

  27. Jimbo
    July 18th, 2009

    “The Best Thing I Ever Ate” is a lame title for a lamer show on the most lamest cable channel supposedly devoted to food. Just like MTV and VH1. When they stopped playing music related programming and instead started showing rality shows starring self-absorbed upper class twits who’ve never lived our lives I jetted those channels in favor of satellite radio and Youtube. Wanna watch a music video, go to youtube. Wanna watch a real cooking show, try PBS or Travel Channel (Thanks Bourdain and Zimmern). Wanna watch crap? Food Netwok, MTV/VH1 and Fox News.

  28. July 18th, 2009

    I cannot stand the title of that show! It should read “The Best Thing I’ve Ever Eaten”!!! We U.S.-English speakers do not use our perfect tenses as much as we should. *sigh*

  29. Ang
    July 19th, 2009

    haha i was hoping this would be on here! i so noticed this on the commercial! haha

  30. Dick Bronson
    August 2nd, 2009

    Funny…where in the world did you come up the idea for this!?!?!???

  31. LMAO!
    August 8th, 2009

    Why doesn’t Danny just come out of the closet? I remember watching his crappy show once and he was wearing a flowery shirt and he was very effiminate.

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