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The Best Thing Danny Boome Ever Ate
Posted on July 14th 2009 by Jillian Madison

Food Network plays the annoying commercial for “The Best Thing I Ever Ate” at least six times an hour. We’re not sure what sort of party Danny Boome is throwing in his mouth, but we bet it involves some Chippendales dancers and the Brokeback Mountain widescreen DVD.

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    33 Responses

  1. Jessi says:

    Ahh! That part of the commercial drives me batty! I totally approve of this.

  2. Jenna says:

    this is hilarious. That commercial drives me crazy, and Danny Boome’s part is THE WORST.

  3. Dan says:

    Isn’t that tongue in mouth move the universal symbol for “blow job?” Total fail, Boome.

  4. Scary Alex Gaskarth Addict says:

    There’s a party in my tummy. Yummy yummy.

  5. Y says:

    At least we know he swallows?

  6. J Crown says:

    I am watching this program right now…Tyler Florence just slurped and squished his way through 20 disgusting raw oysters. I’m not a fan of the raw oyster to begin with, but listening to someone SLURP repeatedly and then procede to talk with their mouth full around their live seafood is just HORRIBLE!!!

  7. Scoobie-Doobie-Doo says:

    I’m guessing it has somethin’ to do with that younger Deen Brother.

  8. Kev in Delaware says:

    Apparently, Ted Allen was standing next to the camera.

  9. Jack says:

    I would like to a party in Giada’s mouth any time…

  10. JayJayJay says:

    Haha. T.Flo. thought oysters were grown on trees. I mean, why else would he actually need to say that there is _not_ an oyster tree?

  11. MoMo says:

    Awww… I think he’s adorable…

    But I guess I’m the only one… lol

  12. cookie says:

    I couldn’t bring myself to watch a second episode of this shit! Danny Boome is a complete ass.

  13. lauren says:

    love this! that damn commercial drives me crazy too. that commercial was from the first show that aired, before it became a series. and i just hate that part with danny and wish that since its a new series that they would get a NEW COMMERCIAL!!!

  14. Sandra says:

    Yeah, he’s really annoying and I hate this commercial.

  15. Malarie says:

    AH! I thought I was the only one annoyed by this! I wish SOMEONE would stuff a dick in that.

  16. bluehenbear says:

    “…it’s like there’s a party in my mouth and everyone’s throwing up.” –Philip J. Fry

  17. JaySticLe says:

    “…it is DIVINE.”

  18. Jenna80 says:

    I have not seen this commercial yet but seriously, is Danny Boome really gay? Oh I may cry, he’s sooo cute, but I don’t get out much. Still, he can come fix me dinner and I can have fun trying to change him. :D This isn’t a “G” rated site, is it? LOL Love you gals!!

  19. J says:

    I cannot stand those commercials either. I caught an episode of this show once and quickly turned the channel after seeing both Duff and Sunny feeling the need to show us what they looked like eating this food. Is it necessary for these people to act out their eating experience? Thanks God for this website..lol!

  20. Krez says:

    I don’t understand why the good people at the Food Network are so convinced that we WANT to see show after show, series after series of their “stars” stuffing their faces and moaning about how “divine,” “flavorful,” “moist,” etc. the food is.

    “Rachel Ray’s Tasty Travels,” “Giada’s Weekend Getaways,” “$40 A Day,” etc. etc. …and now this?! Please. Watching these egomaniacs — or anyone, for that matter — eat dinner is not entertainment.

  21. Cat Chow says:

    Party in his mouth with the Hardy Boys?

  22. Kitty says:

    I am SO glad I’m not the only one wanting to punch the TV every time I see this commercial, especially Danny’s weird tongue teasing. Weren’t we all told not to play with our food? I know mommy didn’t mean it the way /he’s/ implying, but really–

    Though, for the record, I may slip to the Dahlia for some crabcakes. Giada’s boobs seemds to enjoy them…Seattle loves you, FNH~

  23. Spice Weasel says:

    Thank you Krez, why would anyone want to watch people eat? its food porn. I have to turn the channel whenever I see that moron’s face in this commercial.

  24. Kate says:

    I didn’t even recognize Danny from the ad, and *every* time it aired, I always thought “Who IS this guy, and what the hell is he DOING?” Glad I’m not the only one! I’ve tried watching the show, but I find it really boring.

  25. UGH says:

    I think he looks like Mr. Bean!!

  26. THANK YOU….I thought I was the only one. The other one I hated was the “weekend” one a year ago.

  27. Jimbo says:

    “The Best Thing I Ever Ate” is a lame title for a lamer show on the most lamest cable channel supposedly devoted to food. Just like MTV and VH1. When they stopped playing music related programming and instead started showing rality shows starring self-absorbed upper class twits who’ve never lived our lives I jetted those channels in favor of satellite radio and Youtube. Wanna watch a music video, go to youtube. Wanna watch a real cooking show, try PBS or Travel Channel (Thanks Bourdain and Zimmern). Wanna watch crap? Food Netwok, MTV/VH1 and Fox News.

  28. Memoria says:

    I cannot stand the title of that show! It should read “The Best Thing I’ve Ever Eaten”!!! We U.S.-English speakers do not use our perfect tenses as much as we should. *sigh*

  29. Ang says:

    haha i was hoping this would be on here! i so noticed this on the commercial! haha

  30. Dick Bronson says:

    Funny…where in the world did you come up the idea for this!?!?!???

  31. LMAO! says:

    Why doesn’t Danny just come out of the closet? I remember watching his crappy show once and he was wearing a flowery shirt and he was very effiminate.

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