Ever wonder what little treasures you could find, or what dirty little secrets you could uncover, just by weeding through someone’s trash? We sure have, and we thought it would be fun to snoop around the Food Network studio trash cans. Bring your rubber gloves, a hefty pair of boots, and some overalls, and let’s go a-garbage-pickin!

DISCOVERIES:

1) A ripped pair of Knuckle Sandwich cargo shorts with a tube sock stitched into the crotch. In one pocket we found Binaca breath spray and in the other, an Italian phrase book.

2) An autographed photo of Amy Finley.

3) A used Depends diaper. Our best guess? Paula Deen.

4) A page from Aida’s diary that read: “I long to see Noah naked again. The other night I walked in on him Googling himself in the buff. His manhood was just…” (the entry abruptly ended.)

5) A box of promo photos of Debbie Lee wearing nothing but a Korean flag.

6) Giada’s old backpack. In it we found the following: 2 torn water bras, an empty canister of tooth whitener, and something she wrote called “101 ways to kill Rachael Ray”. The following entries were highlighted:

#36 – replace orange knife with chainsaw

#44 – place explosives under garbage bowl

#79 – disconnect gas line in back of her ugly old oven

#93 – place hidden spikes in her slide-out pantry

7) A weathered cue card that stated: “PAULA – REMEMBER, DON’T EAT THE CARAMEL. THE DOCTOR SAID IT PUTS TOO MUCH STRESS ON YOUR DENTURES.”

8) One of Anne Burrell’s old, torn girdles that had been refashioned into a slingshot prop for Good Eats

9) A dismembered intern who was done away with after she handed Bobby Flay coffee that was too cold.

10) A wall mirror that Tyler Florence broke after it failed to tell him he was the “fairest one of all”

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