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Guy Fieri’s Newest Magazine Cover
Posted on July 31st 2009 by Jillian Madison

Guy Fieri just sent out a Twitter message, letting everyone know he’s in NYC shooting a magazine cover for a “major” magazine:

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We’re not sure exactly which magazine Fieri is
shooting, but this is our best guess:

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    16 Responses

  1. DesignerJeans says:
    July 31, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    “off da hook”

    The man is such a friggen Tea-Bag, it’s beyond laughable at this point.

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  2. Silvio says:
    July 31, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    I would like to kick that guy in the nuts so hard it hurts me.

    Definitely has small man syndrome.

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  3. Byrdie says:
    July 31, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    This guy has as much street cred as much as an old piece of gum on the sidewalk. What a goofball. Bob Tuschman must have manure for brains for keeping this jerk on the air.

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  4. Steve says:
    July 31, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    I’m really not a violent person, but it would be nearly impossible to pass up an opportunity for one good punch.

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  5. JaySticLe says:
    July 31, 2009 at 3:31 pm

    I think by “major magazine”, he means Food Network Magazine.

    P.S. You should try to get a Food Network Humor magazine made.

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  6. Jun says:
    July 31, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    Yes, coupons are okay, and so is the drive-thru. It’s also okay to not stop your car when you drop your date off at home… just let her roll on out.

    And my vote is that he will be featured in Real Simple Magazine.

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  7. Krez says:
    July 31, 2009 at 5:46 pm

    Anyone who uses the phrase “so off da hook” — EVER — needs to be sprayed with a fire hose.

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  8. Judith says:
    July 31, 2009 at 6:51 pm

    I agree he should be spayed, but take him to a Vet. Oops I goofed, you said “sprayed” sorry.(Evil snicker here.)

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  9. micah says:
    July 31, 2009 at 11:53 pm

    HILARIOUS. Guy isn’t just this month’s cover, he’s the Douche Weekly spokesman.

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  10. Lana says:
    August 1, 2009 at 1:34 am

    @Judith, too funny! At first, I misread Krez’ post as “spayed” too! Great minds … ?
    :-D

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  11. DamienNZ says:
    August 1, 2009 at 3:34 am

    I swear him and Shia LeDouche are long lost brothers.

    Meanwhile – you just know that Guy smells of too much chearp cologne, sweat and small cock desperation.

    Yecch !

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  12. Silvio says:
    August 1, 2009 at 8:37 pm

    I think the magazine might be Gourmet and the byline would read : Is this the Face of Food in America ? Why we have no taste or intellect anymore.

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  13. Kevin says:
    August 1, 2009 at 11:51 pm

    Guy Fieri drinking game… every time he says “off the hook” or “money”, DRINK!

    Something I don’t recommend.

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  14. Jun says:
    August 2, 2009 at 10:05 am

    @Kevin. Good disclaimer, because somebody would likely die of alcohol poisoning.

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  15. Dick Bronson says:
    August 2, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    Funny! Where in the world did you find that picture of him pointing to his shirt, and come up with the idea of replacing it with something else!??!?!!!

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  16. Vomit says:
    August 6, 2009 at 9:41 am

    LMAO jeeeebus! I just cleared out my nose!

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