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Chelsea wrote us an email letting us know about the awful reviews Yelp users have been giving Guy Fieri’s California restaurants. Johnny Garlic’s in Roseville and Tex Wasabi’s in Santa Rosa both have 2.5/5 user reviews, with many one star ratings. Apparently, Johnny Garlic’s serves overpriced, bland food, and Tex Wasabi’s turns into a slimy biker bar after 8 PM. YIKES!
Here are some of the funniest quotes from the user comments over at Yelp:
JOHNNY GARLIC’S in ROSEVILLE, CA
“I wanted a tongue scrapper to get the taste out of my mouth!” -Russ J.
“The best part of this experience was LEAVING!” -Kristi H.
“Another Guy Fieri culinary abortion.” -Buster P.
“They pump rap music over the chatter of neglectful servers” -Jenn J.
“How good can a garlic restaurant be when they don’t even have garlic bread?” -Drew T.
“…Food and server techniques that rip off the Macaroni Grill (server signs his name on the table covering, wow, how clever).” -Cameron M.
“I honestly feel so gross right now and my stomach is going crazy.” -Jenny J.
“We actually became sickish and had horrible gas / discomfort for the next two days.” -Frankie D.
(Johnny Garlic’s reviews via Yelp)
TEX WASABI’S in SANTA ROSA, CA
“The sushi was grocery store quality at best, and the fish was not fresh.” -Tina D.
“The clientele is really slimy, especially at night. It’s a meet market for meat heads.” -Samantha C.
“Loud ass music and douche bags everywhere.” -Mafia J.
“Its filled with Chris Angel wannabes all wearing Affliction t-shirts. This place is a magnet for ass clowns. I avoid this place at all cost after 8pm, you should too unless you want to run into vannila ice.” -Jake R.
“The fish on the sushi was not high-quality. It was very mushy and seemed like it had been hacked with a butter knife. Guy Fieri either SUCKS major ass as a chef/foodie, or has never eaten at his own restaurant.” -Lisa B.
“The food is bad and the only thing worse is the crowd that hangs out there.” -Aaron S.
“There’s a reason Guy Fierri is the fat guy that does the ads for Friday’s. Seemingly this guy’s mission in life is to take a perfectly good thing, bastardize it and call it his own.” -Douglas L.
“Gringo sushi? These rolls actually use pork, and even FRENCH FRIES!!! Ugh. Yes, let’s cater to the ignorant red necks who won’t accept sushi for what it actually is.” -Sushi L.
“If you’re a frat boy with spiked hair and a lifted truck I’m sure you’ll fit in awesomely at the bar sipping overpriced vodkacranamargatinis. Meanwhile, I’ll be enjoying something better. Which really, is anything.” -KC C.
“The douchbag factor of this place kills my appetite (which is a good thing, cause the food itself just isn’t good).” -Samanta V.
“Ahh yes the BBQ. Over microwaved chicken with terrible sauce. It was the worst BBQ i’d ever had.” -Erik U.
“OK, so the guy won the Food Network’s contest show thing. Quite frankly, I’m amazed, because this place has some of the most disgusting sushi I have ever tasted.” -Dustin C.
(Tex Wasabi’s reviews via Yelp)
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