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23 Responses
Ina Garten, upon tasting food Jeffrey left sitting out on the counter overnight.
I saw that episode this weekend during the random Ina-Thon. How funny. The new season of barefoot Contessa premieres over the weekend. Looking forward to your recaps!
lol
Really bad
Eyeris, you saw it – was it really bad vanilla that she had tasted? Just curious.
No, it wasn’t really bad vanilla. I think she was saying she always cracks eggs in a bowl first because “no one likes egg shell in their brownies, yuck”
Lol, thanks :)
What puzzles me about Ina is that she always talks about using “good” this or that but constantly say, “How BAD could that be?”
Pardon me. I meant SAYS, “How BAD could that be?”
I wonder what she would look like after tasting “Bad Olive Oil,” “Bad Mayonnaise,” or “Bad Dijon Mustard.” Plus, she considers Grey Poupon to be “good Dijon Mustard.” I think there are definitely better brands out there…
Nah, Ina’s vanilla is fine. She thought of blowing Bobby Flay and his mantitties and just about vomited into the bowl.
Ina after tasting something Paula Deen, Rachel Ray, or Sandra cooked for her
Maybe she saw a picture of Guy Fieri or Duff Goldman naked. That would make anyone barf.
Ina obviously forgot her mother’s warning to not make a bad face – because it might freeze that way.
I love Ina !
Ina discovering that the someone on her staff placed a bottle of the vanilla Sandra Lee uses as a practical joke.
To Ina from her show producer: “Hey, Ina. All the gay guys are out of town. You’ll have to cook for Jeffery.”
Why can’t Jeffery cook once in a while?
That face is enough to keep me laughing for years to come!
I agree with Cristine!! The beloved Jeffery needs to cook!
Ina entertains an impromptu visit from her proctologist.
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