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New Hairstyle Options For Michael Proietti
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Next Food Network Star’s Michael Proietti recently sent out a Twitter message, asking for advice on what to do with his hair. He pondered, “Should I put some color in it or just rock it a la str8 boy???? Any ideas???”
Oh Michael. OF COURSE I have ideas. Michael was kind enough to send me a photo, and here are the viable hair style options that I’ve come up with: |
THIS JUST SENT IN BY FNH READER WT:
Whatever you do, DON’T GO WITH THE GUY FIERI. Or the Carrot Top.
Love, FNH
Other posts on Food Network Humor:
---Michael Chiarello For Marie Callender’s Pasta---Ridiculous Food Network Recipe Of The Week: Michael Chiarello’s “Best Hot Dogs”
---Michael Symon In Paula Deen’s Old Wig
---Ridiculous Food Network Recipe of the Week: Michael Chiarello’s Old World Italian Fruit Bowl
---Michael Chiarello All Up On Beau Macmillan’s Ass
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41 Responses
Those are just TOO funny! OMG!! If I had to choose, I’m tossed between the Howard Stern or the Kate Gosselin. I would have chosen the Pauler, but seems Sandy Claws has already claimed that one…
HELP!!! I’ve fallen on the floor laughing and I can’t get up!!! Hey Jillian – how about an MJ ‘do in honor of the King of Pop?
I am LMAO, he is a dead ringer for Dr Evil from Austin Powers movie
LMAO OMG that’s so freakin’ funny! LOVE the face he makes and when added to the photos, it’s just pure magical comedy. He looks good with the Paula Deen, very believeable.
OMG, these are great! The Kate Gosselin is the best one!
Dude. Rock the Pauler.
Is it just me or does he really look that much like Guy ‘Ferry’? I think he could pass as Guy’s stunt double. How scary is that?!!!
hahaha great
But seriously, Michael – why ask us peon-foodies?
Ask he&she who will be signing your paycheck – they will tell you WHO and WHAT you should be !
But, kidding aside, I rather hope YOU win – at least you can cook !!! *kiss*
Too funny, Hey Jillian, did he really send you that photo?!?! I like a person that can make fun of himself, especially someone who goes out of their way to let others make fun of them!!! So Awesome!
@JustJill,
Yes, Michael did take the photo for us. He’s a funny guy, and continues to earn huge points in my book for being so down to Earth, and for being able to laugh at the ridiculous spectacle that is the Food Network!
You can check out http://mvpchef.com for more on Michael.
“DON’T GO WITH THE GUY FIERI”!! Come on, it’s a natural. Another loud, obnoxious, idiot with fake spiky hair. They could do Dumpster Diving (or whatever the hell that show is called) together just like the dean boys did.
I gotta say. Michael really does make good looking food (and I assume tasting but have not had obviously.) He’ll do well win or lose with his talent.
Of course, not being Korean, he does have a strike or two against him…
As long as he continues to overact his fabulous “personality”, it won’t matter what hairstyle he sports — he’ll still be annoying.
He could combine the Pauler and the Brett Michaels. It’d be a little piece of white trash heaven! I don’t think ANYONE needs to rock the Kate Gosselin. EVER.
Michael, you are one fabulous bitch! If you truly do read this website…PLEEZ answer this post…What was it like working with that cunt “Lil” Debbie Lee and (tell the truth here queenie!!) didn’t you enjoy it just a wee bit when you gong’d her in the head with those Hawaiian treats!!??
C’mon Miss Thing!! Inquiring minds HAVE to know!!!
So do you think he stands a chance of beating out that fat Korean broad ?
I think he needs a style that will make him look more Korean, so as to compete with that lady who is apparently Korean. I mean that’s the point of the competition, right? To find the Next Pan-Asian Soeul2Soul(tm) Korean Fried Food Network Star.
I like his real pic just fine.
I actually think the Guy Ferry looks GOOD on him. Maybe I’m a weirdo, who knows…
…wait, Debbie is KOREAN?
How about the ZZ Top, the Ronald McDonald, or the Grace Jones?
I’m going with Flo from the old show Alice.
I can totally see Michael telling Pawler to Kiss His Grits. :-)
Debbie is Korean? Who would have guessed?
I think Michael could pull off Johnny Depp’s hairdo in Sweeney Todd.
Well, if Debbie fails to win this, she can go on that silly game show..ya know, the Japanese one? Oh wait, there’s a fundamental problem with that, but I can’t quite place it. Why can’t she remind what kind of Asian she is? Yeah, let’s just go with Chinese :D
” I can totally see Michael telling Pawler to Kiss His Grits. :-)”
I can actually see Pawler kissing his grits, heh (but only if they are swimming in butter).
Yeah, all he needs to do now is get a little more “ethnic” somehow, and he’ll be a shoo-in . . .
Even Pawler has to have gaydar!!!
LMFAO!
Sorry, the “guys” have it!
Something is screaming……. “Douche bag”
sorry….
kyle
I’m fond of the Brett Michaels, but that’s only ’cause he’s not doing any more Rock of Love shows & I will forever miss his hair extensions, bandanas (to keep the extensions on) & hats.
He should sport the “Lisa Kruger”
I swear Michael looks like Drew Carey’s younger brother in the original picture.
Michael could sport a Debbie and claim he’s Korean–Gay and Korean, he would be a shoe-in to win NFNS. Or get his own dating show on VH1. :D
Omgggg the Kate Gosselin.
The Bruce Willis looks like Andre Agassi’s nerdy twin. It’s kinda hot.
Jillian, this is BRILLIANT!!!! I don’t know how you did it but it’s GREAT!!
I have to agree with a few others…ONE Guido is enough for this world! I do like Michael just the way he is too.
Hey, I think Michael and Debbie does Korean should have a Show Down with their Kimchi dishes! Bobby, the Grillmeister, can be the emcee……
Post updated with 3 user suggestions: the Debbie Lee, the Dr. Evil, and the Drew Carey. The others were funny (Ronald McDonald, Flo, etc – but I couldn’t find photos that would work).
The Drew Carey looks like his twin! Yikes.
Who’s the Korean chick?
Yay! If Michael wins, he will be all things to all people !
(like a schmoo)
Lots of bang for FN buck !
OMG, this is way too much fun to be having at work, Dr Evil rocks, I wonder how Michael feels about the photo’s, well Michael? which is your favorite?
OMG that’s so funny! Love the new additions. I’m Korean.
Sandra: I have to say that all the recent talk has suddenly made me very curious to try some Korean food (don’t think I’ve ever had it) – there must be some places in San Diego area?
And OMG I just saw Carrot Top ! Stop you’re killing me !
LOL! Carrot Top!
LOVE the latest pics!!! Hilarious!!!
Oh my god these are so funny!! I like the ” I’m Korean” one but the body builder ones’ good too. I FUCKING LOVE THIS WEBSITE!!!!!!!!