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Archives for "July, 2009"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 30th July 2009

Ina & Jeffrey Garten: In Love For 40 Years

Ina Garten and her husband Jeffrey have been together for 40 years, and they claim to be as much in love now as they were when they met in high school all those years ago. From the outside, it seems they have a rare relationship that is to be envied. We should all be so [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 30th July 2009

I Love @TylerFlorence Twitter T-Shirt

Just when I thought I’d seen all there was to see in the world of lame Food Network apparel, THIS t-shirt reared its ugly little head. Lock your doors, Tyler. Lock your doors. You’re looking at a custom made “I Love Tyler Florence” t-shirt, made by a Twitter user named JustWonderingIf. The @ symbol in [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 29th July 2009

Video: Guy Fieri Parody

Have 2 minutes? Watch this hilarious Guy Fieri video parody from the folks at Funny Or Die (warning: there’s one F-Bomb so it might not be safe for work. I laughed for 2 minutes straight when I first saw the mullet wig with the sunglasses stitched on the back, but I totally lost it when [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 29th July 2009

Photo Recap: Giada’s Weekend Getaway (Maui, Hawaii)

Did you catch Giada’s Weekend Getaway over the weekend? No? That might be because it was aired during the highly prestigious 4 AM time slot. Don’t worry though, we’ll have you caught up on all the action in no time. Within moments of landing in Maui, Giada tripped in line at the buffet station. She [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 28th July 2009

8 Things You Never Knew About Sandra Lee

1. Sandra Lee lets random gay men feel her up. It’s true. Just ask Jeffrey Fegenheimer. He met Sandra Lee at a party, complimented her breasts, asked if he could touch them, and she said “sure!”  They’ve been best buds ever since. 2. Sandra Lee’s younger brother is gay. “Not that there’s anything wrong with [...]


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