Archives for "July, 2009"

Posted by Michelle Madison on 28th July 2009

If HBO Ran The Food Network…

… Giada’s family would secretly be replaced with the cast of The Sopranos. … Guy Fieri would be Salvatore “Turtle” Assante’s stunt double on Entourage. … Alton Brown would devote a whole episode to the chemical compound of TrueBlood. … The Neeley’s would bring new meaning to the term “Big Love”. Add your own in [...]

Posted by FNH Staff on 27th July 2009

What’s In Our Inbox: E-mails From FNH Readers (Part 3)

(You guys asked for it… so you got it! This will now be a reoccurring feature on FNH.) Here’s a collection of actual e-mails we’ve received from some “interesting” people over the past week, along with our responses in red. We did not alter the emails in any way. The ignorance you’re about to read [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 27th July 2009

VIDEO: What’s For Dinner? Whole Chicken In A Can!

Posted by Jillian Madison on 26th July 2009

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Next Food Network Star #508: LIVE BLOG

Hi, I’m Jillian Madison, and I’ll be live-blogging tonight’s episode of Next Food Network Star for FNH! We’re down to Debbie (the lying Korean), Melissa (the frantic housewife), and Jeffrey (the boring, monotone guy with the greasy hair). Who will go home tonight? Stick around and let’s find out! 9:00 pm: Debbie opened the show [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 24th July 2009

Caption This Guy Fieri Photo: FNH Style

Are you guys on Facebook? No? Me neither. Luckily, FNH reader Lisa IS, and she wrote in to tell us about the silly “Caption This Guy Fieri Photo And Win 2 Free Tickets To Our Overpriced NYC Wine & Food Festival” contest that the Food Network is running over there. 99% of the captions were [...]

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