Archives for "July, 2009"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 19th July 2009

Next Food Network Star #507: LIVE BLOG

Hi, I’m Jillian Madison, and I’ll be live-blogging tonight’s episode of Next Food Network Star for FNH! 9:00: The episode opened with a truly horrifying shot of DEBBIE LEE WITHOUT MAKEUP. They say photos speak louder than words, so… 9:02: Michael Symon told the final four they’d be doing a live cooking demo on a [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 19th July 2009

PORN ON FOOD NETWORK’S WEBSITE!

Now this is just too funny. The Food Network is currently casting for Next Food Network Star 6. People have the option to apply for the show by uploading a video to Food Network’s website. Someone uploaded a video called “Heating Up The Kitchen”, which just might be the understatement of the century. It’s a [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 18th July 2009

Random Rachael Ray Screencap Of The Week

Posted by Jillian Madison on 18th July 2009

18 Unusual Ice Cream Flavors From Around The World

SPAGHETTI & CHEESE ICE CREAM Found in an ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela, that sells over 900 unusual flavors. This particular one is cheese flavored ice-cream with ground-up spaghetti pieces (no sauce). SPLEEN & ARTICHOKE ICE CREAM Andrew Zimmern ate this in Italy. Thanks, but I’ll pass. OCTOPUS ICE CREAM From Japan, where it’s [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 17th July 2009

OOPS: Food Network Accidentally Reveals Winner Of Unaired Challenge

Remember last year, when the Food Network screwed up and inadvertently revealed on their website that Aaron McCargo won Next Food Network Star… before the finale episode even aired? Well, in the wise, wise words of Britney Spears, “Oops – They Did It Again” – though luckily for them, on a slightly smaller scale. This [...]

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