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Phonecall: Ina Garten & TR
Posted on July 23rd 2009 by Jillian Madison

    36 Responses

  1. Jen says:

    I saw this guy on a Macy’s commercial and also one for a credit card (maybe Chase?).

  2. Liz says:

    I love TR!

  3. Byrdie says:

    In the last picture, why is Ina’s palm yellow? rrrrrrrrr…

  4. Judith says:

    Why do so many men think it makes them look hot to have all of that face fuzz?

  5. Cuisineboy1975 says:

    Re: Judith. Case in point: Brett Favre (diva QB for the Green Bay Packers, New York Jets, Minnesota Vikings?) It’s not becoming at all and makes them look old, if anything.

  6. Tatiana says:

    He really is cute and I love the fuzz. You just have to have a nice jaw to go with it.

  7. Byrdie says:

    I agree, Tatiana. He is cute. Did you ever notice that whenever he’s on her show, she kisses him about a thousand times. He enters the room: kiss. He leaves the room: kiss. He runs to the store and returns: kiss. He goes outside to the barbeque grill: kiss. Ina leaves the backyard to go back into the house: kiss.

    Guess she thinks he’s cute too. Maybe Jeffery should hang at the house more often.

  8. *Di* says:

    haha !
    GO TIARA !

  9. S9 says:

    I think TR may be the only non-gay of Ina’s friends. He was having dinner with a woman, and given the banter, seemed like it might be his wife or girlfriend…

  10. Jack says:

    Are you kidding about TR not being gay? This guy is totally gay.

  11. Eyeris says:

    Oh please. TR is so gay, he makes Bruno look straight.

  12. Eyeris says:

    (NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!)

  13. J says:

    Byrdie, maybe Ina’s hand is orangey from playng around with too many ‘really good’ bits of saffron; yknow it’s the stamens of crocuses (as Ina always says)..lol!

  14. FNFAN says:

    TR, not gay? HA! That has to be THE joke of the decade! He’s totally hot as well…but I don’t think Jeffrey has anything to worry about.

  15. Sandra says:

    I read this yesterday and I’m still laughing. Can I get a clay mold of TR’s penis too?

  16. Byrdie says:

    @Sandra – Shame on you. Now you just go wash your mouth out with some GOOD vanilla…LOL!

    @J – Wow! You’re right. That must be crocus stamen powder. I guess at $800 a pound, Ina would be one of the few who could use it like bath talc!

  17. Deen says:

    Jillian, you’re hilarious.

  18. UGH says:

    I don’t care if TR is gay or not. He’s SO darn cute!

    I think Ina said she’s known him since he was 15 and working at the Contessa. Wonder what he does for a living now??

    I think Ina’s orange palm is the iodine from when she had the surgery for her new hand!!

  19. Angela says:

    I loved the episode where Ina invites TR over for a “special barbecue”, then asks him to go get the charcoal and a chimney starter. WTH? Who invites people over to barbecue and then needs a guest to bring the supplies to do the grilling (it was pizza)?

    TR is so Hamptons riding around in his old Jeep Wagoneer.

    Ina giggles extra when she sees TR

  20. Byrdie says:

    @Angela – I just saw that re-re-re-rerun again. I agree with you. Who invites somebody over and then sends them packing to buy stuff for the party?

    “Please, I would love for you to come over for my barbeque”.

    “Oh, that sounds like fun! I’ll be there!”

    “Great!! Would you mind stopping and picking up a couple of things?”

    “Gee, I guess not….”

    “OK. I need charcoal, starter, matches, a big grill, a picnic table, a giant igloo cooler….”

    click.

    “….hello?? Are you there? Hello??”

  21. Nutmeg Nanny says:

    I do love me some TR.

  22. Jenni says:

    They should give TR his own show. I don’t even care if he can cook or not. The whole show could just be him reading recipes and giving the camera smoldering looks, and it would be the best show on the Food Network. What I’m trying to say is… the man is HOT!

  23. Chiffonade says:

    I remember seeing TR in a Macy*s ad right around Christmas. The captions are adorable…LOL. <3

  24. Barbara says:

    TR, after you pick up the Kingsford, could you stop and pick up my dry cleaning? I dropped off 27 oversized denim shirts. Just have them charge it to my account.

  25. Katie says:

    TR is gay gayerson. I’d be his hag (or “fruit fly,” as I prefer) any day of the week.

    Srsly, tho, is there a list somewhere where I can add my name? I want that job. ;)

  26. Byrdie says:

    @Katie – I think Ina would beat you over the head with a bottle of GOOD vanilla before she’d let you take over her position with TR!

  27. Clare says:

    I almost peed in my pants when I read this. And TR not gay??????? Give me a break. I want to know, does Ina know anybody who ISN’T gay?

    Her “boss” at the magazine was on Style Network the other day and I couldn’t concentrate on anything he said. I could just remember him and his spaghetti and meatball big deal dinner. Don’t go overboard, Ina.

  28. Cindy says:

    Jeffrey’s got it all over TR. That’s whats so silly about it all. Give me Jeffrey any day!

  29. Eric says:

    I think Dwyer can use a session with T.R.’s clay mold. WTF is up with the name “Dwyer”? Did her parents run out of names like Muffy and Buffy? No wonder… with a dumbass name of course she looks like she has a stick up her butt

  30. SusieWinwood says:

    I don’t care if TR is gay or not, is is totally scrumptious! I’m in England and lust over him when is on the show lol!

  31. Julia says:

    Well my Target has full size pictures of him in the mens dept. So there! They are good ones too. My favorite commercial he made was the James Bond knockoff with the helicopter. He is yummy. But I have to say he acted a little stupid on the Potluck episode.

  32. blueshoes says:

    TR maybe gay, I think some of the other people she deals with are too. I know there where 2 men she cooked for that live together.

    But If that is what they are, they are.
    Me, I cannot stand Ina, for turning down that little boy who is 6 years old.

  33. K says:

    Who would think T.R is not gay? I am gay and I know a gay guy when I see one. It is plain obvious.

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