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PORN ON FOOD NETWORK’S WEBSITE!
Posted on July 19th 2009 by Jillian Madison
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Now this is just too funny.
The Food Network is currently casting for Next Food Network Star 6. People have the option to apply for the show by uploading a video to Food Network’s website.
Someone uploaded a video called “Heating Up The Kitchen”, which just might be the understatement of the century. It’s a one minute long HARDCORE PORN VIDEO of people doing it IN A BATHROOM NEXT TO A URINAL.
The video has been up for almost 24 hours. Seriously, Food Network? How the hell did this slip through the crack (pun intended)? Who’s moderating your videos, Ron Jeremy? I thought it was Next Food Network Star, not Next F-ck Network Star.
You can click here to see the video, but you should obviously proceed at your own risk. The video is graphic and isn’t suitable for children (or prudes). We have no idea how long the video will be up, but given Food Network’s general ineptitude, you may very well have a few days to check it out.
UPDATE: The porno was removed from their website at around 10 EST.
We have a screen shot of the infamous video, which you can see after the jump. The nudie bits have been blacked out, but the image still isn’t really safe for work.
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The Food Network should be embarrassed. Shouldn’t they have some sort of screening process before videos go live on their website, or are they that pathetically clueless?
Perhaps Twitter user Gr1fter said it best:

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63 Responses
haha
wow!!!!!!!!! yeah its still there, 6.19 pm CST.
Oh my gosh! That’s hilarious.
Way to be on the ball, FN
Obviously they have no one screening the videos after uploading. What a tremendous gaffe. Hilarious, though. Still there at 6:30 CST; 65 views. Lulz.
Damnit, why do I have to be at work right now?! I wanna see, but I can’t!
HAHAHAHA! Tuschman’s smug picture really does make it even funnier.
Folks, we’re lookin’ at next season’s winners.
Brilliant!
:-D
Oh my! I wonder how long it will take to move into 1st place under “Most Viewed” Videos. Guess FN doesn’t have anyone manning the computers on the weekend, huh?
AprilMarch,
It’s already under “Most Viewed!”
And I’m still laughing my ass off.
LMAO. This is classic.
On a side note just found your site via the twits, loving what I am reading from you ladies. Great work on calling these foodie-wanna-bes out.
I didn’t edit that video, what crappy work. Who was the fluffer on set.
Ron J
(p.s. im still laughing)
That is so supremely awesome, and the most entertaining thing on that stupid site!
Just when I thought I couldn’t love this website any more, along comes the scoop of the century. Now excuse me while I go call everyone I know.
That is so funny, makes Bob look like a pervert!
Wow!! What an oversight. Its been up for almost a full day and those laaazy bums didn’t take it down? You know someone flagged this on there!
It’s now the 9th most watched video! Before you posted this, it wasn’t even on the “most watched” page.
I bet it is going to be the #1 most watched video within the next hour.
I wonder what that guy can do with a cucumber.
XXX + Food = :)
oh.
my.
Haha perfect ! I guess today’s theme item is hot dogs.
I’m remembering how Emeril used to regularly caution his live audience when they got too raunchy to “Keep it ‘G’ folks”
lmao
I LOVE what it says next to Tuschie: “You can’t get any closer to the action than this!”
as of 7:01 CST it is still there lol
HILARIOUS!!!!! I just emailed everyone on my list (that would find this funny of course) and told them to check it out. I want this to be the most viewed video on there! Still there at 7:05pm CST.
Thank goodness we didn’t have an ad for Hot Dog Debbie’s next to it…now THAT would have been a screen cap for the ages!
Bwahahahaha!!!!
oh. my. god.
this is amazing. absolutely hilarious.
and tushy smiling like a pervert makes it even more entertaing!
Hahahaha. That is one of the greatest things I’ve seen.
You definitely can’t get any closer to the action than that!! :)
Tonight’s Dinner Impossible:
HOT SALAMI!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN.
Thank you all.
Haha, it’s the 6th most viewed now. This is just classic
Funniest. Thing. Ever.
That pic of Tuschman beside it just freaking MAKES it!!
still on at 5:21 pm PST, who’s going to lose their job as a result?
ZOMG!
Tushie and Susie’s equivalents from a parallel universe?
I love that “Flag as inappropriate” link on the page.
Sorry FN, that only works when people don’t find the video hilariously as hell!
Someone with some good editing skills really ought to paste Tuschman’s and Fogelson’s faces on there…that would be hilarious. Or substitute Pauler Dayne and a stick of butter.
re: Matt’s last comment, MY EYES! MY EYES!
Well, I emailed them, telling them how astonishingly disgusted I am that they put that on and I may even sue for making my child see it.
Oh FN, you’re so fucking dumb.
Oh my god. I can’t believe it’s still up! lol
Holy. Freakin’. SHIT!!!
*dies laughing*
Still up at 7:55 PM CST. I think someone might be visiting the unemployment line tomorrow!
This is too good. Too good. And in response to all of the “I can’t believe it’s still up” comments: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!
EPIC FAIL.
It’s now the third most viewed! Wow!
Haha, can’t get to it anymore, the whole section of the site’s bonkers. Looks like they’ve gotten a clue.
No longer there as of 9:28 ET. Someone at FN obviously figured out what was heating up the kitchen. It had 689 views as of just before I saw it dissapear!
Wait!!!! isn’t that Jaaaahhhhnnn and Rachael? LOL
Looks like it took you pointing it out for them to remove it!
Oh damn. Always late to the porn parties. Thanks for the screencap though. Kermit’s caption there is priceless!
Awww…they finally figured it out. 10:17pm EST
Looks like they were the stand in’s for Pat and Gina Neely!
Maybe Bob posted it himself to get more people to come to their site. (pun intended)
Oh, crap……ya know….someone at work was tellin me they were putting in cameras for “on the job training”…..
Alas, I missed it! This is too rich. I love stuff like this, but never have the huevos to do it myself.
Obviously someone at FN is checking this site out!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
That was Tuschman cruising gay porn sites for sure. The guy hangs out in bathhouses looking for action, so surfing the Net for donkey is nothing new.
Seriously they just keep screwing up. Does no one do their job at that place???
So basically some 14 year old kid uploaded porn to Foodnetwork’s website, for full grown adults to sit around and giggle like 13 year olds about?
Yep.
Somebody at FN just wasn’t paying attention. Shame on them.
Well I personally enjoyed having a good 13 year old style giggle at their expense.
But it’s almost inconceiveable that a huge operation like FN would not have some sort of screening process for videos submitted. I mean, people must send them all kinds of inappropriate stuff all the time.
I suspect sabotage from within . . .
They didn’t take the time to go over Robert Irvine’s resume, so this is not surprising in the least. I guess someone forgot to wind up the toys running the webpage again.
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The only porn I see are Susie Fogelson’s lips.
Aw man, it’s down. And I had chicken made for the occasion.
Sorta related, I have read some Food Network adult fanfic. My those are hilarious morsels. Everything’s “juicy”. The one involving Alton Brown with a time machine to go back to when the housewife was actually YOUNG and ending up having foreplay with knives was especially priceless.
Trying the find it, but having a time. Now I really want to read it. I could use a good laugh.
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