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PORN ON FOOD NETWORK’S WEBSITE!
Posted on July 19th 2009 by Jillian Madison

Now this is just too funny.

The Food Network is currently casting for Next Food Network Star 6. People have the option to apply for the show by uploading a video to Food Network’s website.

Someone uploaded a video called “Heating Up The Kitchen”, which just might be the understatement of the century. It’s a one minute long HARDCORE PORN VIDEO of people doing it IN A BATHROOM NEXT TO A URINAL.

The video has been up for almost 24 hours. Seriously, Food Network?  How the hell did this slip through the crack (pun intended)? Who’s moderating your videos, Ron Jeremy? I thought it was Next Food Network Star, not Next F-ck Network Star.

You can click here to see the video, but you should obviously proceed at your own risk. The video is graphic and isn’t suitable for children (or prudes). We have no idea how long the video will be up, but given Food Network’s general ineptitude, you may very well have a few days to check it out.

UPDATE: The porno was removed from their website at around 10 EST.

We have a screen shot of the infamous video, which you can see after the jump. The nudie bits have been blacked out, but the image still isn’t really safe for work.
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The Food Network should be embarrassed. Shouldn’t they have some sort of screening process before videos go live on their website, or are they that pathetically clueless?

Perhaps Twitter user Gr1fter said it best:

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(Thanks for the tip, Gloria!)



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    63 Responses

  1. kayjay says:

    haha

  2. grifter says:

    wow!!!!!!!!! yeah its still there, 6.19 pm CST.

  3. Kiara says:

    Oh my gosh! That’s hilarious.

    Way to be on the ball, FN

  4. Sara N. says:

    Obviously they have no one screening the videos after uploading. What a tremendous gaffe. Hilarious, though. Still there at 6:30 CST; 65 views. Lulz.

  5. Chris says:

    Damnit, why do I have to be at work right now?! I wanna see, but I can’t!

  6. Syd says:

    HAHAHAHA! Tuschman’s smug picture really does make it even funnier.

  7. Lana says:

    Folks, we’re lookin’ at next season’s winners.

    Brilliant!
    :-D

  8. April March says:

    Oh my! I wonder how long it will take to move into 1st place under “Most Viewed” Videos. Guess FN doesn’t have anyone manning the computers on the weekend, huh?

  9. Jillian Madison says:

    AprilMarch,

    It’s already under “Most Viewed!”

    And I’m still laughing my ass off.

  10. tgamt says:

    LMAO. This is classic.

    On a side note just found your site via the twits, loving what I am reading from you ladies. Great work on calling these foodie-wanna-bes out.

  11. Ron Jeremey says:

    I didn’t edit that video, what crappy work. Who was the fluffer on set.

    Ron J

    (p.s. im still laughing)

  12. OnTheLowDown says:

    That is so supremely awesome, and the most entertaining thing on that stupid site!

  13. micah says:

    Just when I thought I couldn’t love this website any more, along comes the scoop of the century. Now excuse me while I go call everyone I know.

  14. K. Lee says:

    That is so funny, makes Bob look like a pervert!

  15. samson says:

    Wow!! What an oversight. Its been up for almost a full day and those laaazy bums didn’t take it down? You know someone flagged this on there!

  16. Danny says:

    It’s now the 9th most watched video! Before you posted this, it wasn’t even on the “most watched” page.

    I bet it is going to be the #1 most watched video within the next hour.

  17. hamtonhillary says:

    I wonder what that guy can do with a cucumber.

  18. Chefmink says:

    XXX + Food = :)

  19. Chefmink says:

    oh.

    my.

  20. *Di* says:

    Haha perfect ! I guess today’s theme item is hot dogs.

    I’m remembering how Emeril used to regularly caution his live audience when they got too raunchy to “Keep it ‘G’ folks”
    lmao

  21. Matt says:

    I LOVE what it says next to Tuschie: “You can’t get any closer to the action than this!”

  22. Baus says:

    as of 7:01 CST it is still there lol

  23. houstonray says:

    HILARIOUS!!!!! I just emailed everyone on my list (that would find this funny of course) and told them to check it out. I want this to be the most viewed video on there! Still there at 7:05pm CST.

    Thank goodness we didn’t have an ad for Hot Dog Debbie’s next to it…now THAT would have been a screen cap for the ages!

    Bwahahahaha!!!!

  24. Somebody says:

    oh. my. god.

    this is amazing. absolutely hilarious.

    and tushy smiling like a pervert makes it even more entertaing!

  25. dachshundcrazy says:

    Hahahaha. That is one of the greatest things I’ve seen.

    You definitely can’t get any closer to the action than that!! :)

  26. DesignerJeans says:

    Tonight’s Dinner Impossible:

    HOT SALAMI!!!!!!!!!!!

  27. David says:

    DAMN.

    Thank you all.

  28. Kiara says:

    Haha, it’s the 6th most viewed now. This is just classic

  29. Glock says:

    Funniest. Thing. Ever.

    That pic of Tuschman beside it just freaking MAKES it!!

  30. cookie says:

    still on at 5:21 pm PST, who’s going to lose their job as a result?

  31. DesignerJeans says:

    ZOMG!

    Tushie and Susie’s equivalents from a parallel universe?

  32. DesignerJeans says:

    I love that “Flag as inappropriate” link on the page.

    Sorry FN, that only works when people don’t find the video hilariously as hell!

  33. Matt says:

    Someone with some good editing skills really ought to paste Tuschman’s and Fogelson’s faces on there…that would be hilarious. Or substitute Pauler Dayne and a stick of butter.

  34. houstonray says:

    re: Matt’s last comment, MY EYES! MY EYES!

  35. Mel says:

    Well, I emailed them, telling them how astonishingly disgusted I am that they put that on and I may even sue for making my child see it.

    Oh FN, you’re so fucking dumb.

  36. ssun says:

    Oh my god. I can’t believe it’s still up! lol

  37. Barb says:

    Holy. Freakin’. SHIT!!!

    *dies laughing*

    Still up at 7:55 PM CST. I think someone might be visiting the unemployment line tomorrow!

  38. Elizabeth says:

    This is too good. Too good. And in response to all of the “I can’t believe it’s still up” comments: THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!

    EPIC FAIL.

  39. Memoria says:

    It’s now the third most viewed! Wow!

  40. Kiara says:

    Haha, can’t get to it anymore, the whole section of the site’s bonkers. Looks like they’ve gotten a clue.

  41. Anthony says:

    No longer there as of 9:28 ET. Someone at FN obviously figured out what was heating up the kitchen. It had 689 views as of just before I saw it dissapear!

  42. Annie says:

    Wait!!!! isn’t that Jaaaahhhhnnn and Rachael? LOL

  43. Steffi says:

    Looks like it took you pointing it out for them to remove it!

  44. potty mouth princess says:

    Oh damn. Always late to the porn parties. Thanks for the screencap though. Kermit’s caption there is priceless!

  45. Gen says:

    Awww…they finally figured it out. 10:17pm EST

  46. K.C. says:

    Looks like they were the stand in’s for Pat and Gina Neely!

  47. Freezezzy says:

    Maybe Bob posted it himself to get more people to come to their site. (pun intended)

  48. kyle says:

    Oh, crap……ya know….someone at work was tellin me they were putting in cameras for “on the job training”…..

  49. blingdangie says:

    Alas, I missed it! This is too rich. I love stuff like this, but never have the huevos to do it myself.

  50. Brad says:

    Obviously someone at FN is checking this site out!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  51. Rudy says:

    That was Tuschman cruising gay porn sites for sure. The guy hangs out in bathhouses looking for action, so surfing the Net for donkey is nothing new.

  52. Nutmeg Nanny says:

    Seriously they just keep screwing up. Does no one do their job at that place???

  53. Lolcat says:

    So basically some 14 year old kid uploaded porn to Foodnetwork’s website, for full grown adults to sit around and giggle like 13 year olds about?

  54. Jun says:

    Yep.

    Somebody at FN just wasn’t paying attention. Shame on them.

  55. *Di* says:

    Well I personally enjoyed having a good 13 year old style giggle at their expense.
    But it’s almost inconceiveable that a huge operation like FN would not have some sort of screening process for videos submitted. I mean, people must send them all kinds of inappropriate stuff all the time.

    I suspect sabotage from within . . .

  56. Agatha says:

    They didn’t take the time to go over Robert Irvine’s resume, so this is not surprising in the least. I guess someone forgot to wind up the toys running the webpage again.

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  58. George says:

    I love how everyone expects FN to screen every user generated item that comes into the site. They’ve obviously got more important things to do! Not to mention, they would have to hire a full time staff for the job. Haha, whatever.

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  60. PicBuddy says:

    The only porn I see are Susie Fogelson’s lips.

  61. gamergf says:

    Aw man, it’s down. And I had chicken made for the occasion.

    Sorta related, I have read some Food Network adult fanfic. My those are hilarious morsels. Everything’s “juicy”. The one involving Alton Brown with a time machine to go back to when the housewife was actually YOUNG and ending up having foreplay with knives was especially priceless.

    Trying the find it, but having a time. Now I really want to read it. I could use a good laugh.

  62. Shorty says:

    Holy crap! That’s all I haz to say.

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