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Pros and Cons Of Watching Food Network
Posted on July 13th 2009 by Jillian Madison

PRO:
You may see breasts.

CON:
They might be Bobby Flay’s.

PRO:
You could see someone build a cool cake on Food Network Challenge.

CON:
Rude Kerry Vincent might end up giving you nightmares for 6 months.

PRO:
You might find a fun new place to eat in your neighborhood.

CON:
Guy Fieri might make you lose your appetite before you get there.

PRO:
Paula Deen might say something funny.

CON:
It might be about her last bowel movement.

PRO:
Parents, it can be fun and educational to watch with your children

CON:
Your kids might start picking up some bad grammar.

PRO:
Sandra Lee might teach you a new recipe.

CON:
It’s already on the back of your Cool Whip lid.


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    22 Responses

  1. Syd says:
    July 13, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    Bobby’s moobs made me scream. I should NOT be this amused. And the Cool Whip lid…just LOL. Isn’t it sad that it’s true?

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  2. gregory says:
    July 13, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    Funniest post all week… loved it.

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  3. sam-i-am-not says:
    July 13, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    Pro: Sandra Lee might teach you a new recipe.
    Con: If you actually eat it, it might kill you.

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  4. alexis says:
    July 13, 2009 at 2:56 pm

    Loved it!

    Pro: Ina Garten will prepare a recipe you’ll love.
    Con: There goes your diet.

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  5. kayjay says:
    July 13, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    very cute

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  6. Cameron says:
    July 13, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    Pro: Ina Garten will show you the benefits of using GOOD vanilla.

    Con: Sandra Lee will frighten you with her God-Awful dime store tablescapes.

    Reply
  7. Deen says:
    July 13, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    Love it! Bobby Flay’s man boobs are hilarious.

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  8. Jessi says:
    July 13, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    Or how about

    Pro: Sandra Lee may teach you a new recipe

    Con: You may end up in the hospital with alcohol poisoning.

    Great post, loved it!

    Reply
  9. houstonray says:
    July 13, 2009 at 7:33 pm

    That Sandra Lee/Cool Whip part is hands down the funniest thing I’ve read in the last week. I’d put the boobs/moobs in a close second!

    Great job! This is why I keep coming back to this site several times per day, love it!!

    Reply
  10. *Di* says:
    July 13, 2009 at 9:14 pm

    Oh gosh – for a moment, while my glasses were off – I thought it it said SANDRA Lee on the Coolwhip lid.

    You don’t suppose they are taking advantage of that (almost) coincidence ;)

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  11. Laura Gooding says:
    July 13, 2009 at 9:24 pm

    This is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever read. Paula Dean was the BEST part! MAN, I love this website!

    Reply
  12. Jenna80 says:
    July 13, 2009 at 9:38 pm

    Hilarious! Great work!

    Reply
  13. Freezezzy says:
    July 13, 2009 at 11:09 pm

    Pro: Sandra Lee may teach you a new recipe
    Con: You’ll get drunk before you realize that it’s really a drinking game.

    Reply
  14. Katie says:
    July 14, 2009 at 8:00 am

    Ouch. Way. Too. Early. For. That. Much. “Table”/kitchenscape. Eyeballs. Pain. Gah.

    Reply
  15. Jack says:
    July 14, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    Giada’s ripe melons are always a pro. I could watch those all day long.

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  16. Cat Chow says:
    July 15, 2009 at 9:19 pm

    Another FNH classic, lolz!

    Reply
  17. Jake says:
    July 15, 2009 at 10:54 pm

    God, those boobs of Giada’s are hypnotic.

    Reply
  18. wannabe chef says:
    July 16, 2009 at 12:43 am

    we have wondered for years at our house…Who dresses Booby Deflate? Whoever it is must hate him. Doesn’t BF watch his passed episodes? I can’t imagine he thinks he looks hot. Where is his wife? Someone should set him strait or at the very least get a hold of Kramer and get this guy a Mansiere.

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  19. Jane says:
    July 30, 2009 at 6:22 pm

    This post was hysterical! Especially the first part about Giada and Bobby.

    Reply
  20. Rayfil Wong says:
    August 10, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    Seriously, love your site.

    (entertainment) + (humor) = a dash of joy to a Monday

    cheers

    Reply
  21. ron says:
    August 19, 2009 at 9:12 pm

    Forget the MOZZZ-AAAAAA-LEEEELLLLAAAA and SPAAAA- GEEEEE- TEEEEE Giada…….Lets see how you do with FElll-AYYY-SHEE-OOO!!!!

    Reply
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