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Pros and Cons Of Watching Food Network
Published on: July 13, 2009 – 1:01 pm by Jillian Madison 
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PRO:
You may see breasts.
CON:
They might be Bobby Flay’s.
PRO:
You could see someone build a cool cake on Food Network Challenge.
CON:
Rude Kerry Vincent might end up giving you nightmares for 6 months.
PRO:
You might find a fun new place to eat in your neighborhood.
CON:
Guy Fieri might make you lose your appetite before you get there.
PRO:
Paula Deen might say something funny.
CON:
It might be about her last bowel movement.
PRO:
Parents, it can be fun and educational to watch with your children
CON:
Your kids might start picking up some bad grammar.
PRO:
Sandra Lee might teach you a new recipe.
CON:
It’s already on the back of your Cool Whip lid.
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---Unnecessarily Censoring The Food Network
---Garbage Picking: Food Network Studio Dumpsters
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THIS WEEK: Ina Garten's "beginner" recipes, new Food Network shows starting in September, thumbing through an issue of Semi-Homemade magazine, Rachael Ray's daytime talk show, Aarti's "accountability group", Claire Robinson on Big Daddy's House, another sensual reading of Alex Guarnaschelli's tweets, sink or swim voicemail, and much more.
Bobby’s moobs made me scream. I should NOT be this amused. And the Cool Whip lid…just LOL. Isn’t it sad that it’s true?
Funniest post all week… loved it.
Pro: Sandra Lee might teach you a new recipe.
Con: If you actually eat it, it might kill you.
Loved it!
Pro: Ina Garten will prepare a recipe you’ll love.
Con: There goes your diet.
very cute
Pro: Ina Garten will show you the benefits of using GOOD vanilla.
Con: Sandra Lee will frighten you with her God-Awful dime store tablescapes.
Love it! Bobby Flay’s man boobs are hilarious.
Or how about
Pro: Sandra Lee may teach you a new recipe
Con: You may end up in the hospital with alcohol poisoning.
Great post, loved it!
That Sandra Lee/Cool Whip part is hands down the funniest thing I’ve read in the last week. I’d put the boobs/moobs in a close second!
Great job! This is why I keep coming back to this site several times per day, love it!!
Oh gosh – for a moment, while my glasses were off – I thought it it said SANDRA Lee on the Coolwhip lid.
You don’t suppose they are taking advantage of that (almost) coincidence ;)
This is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever read. Paula Dean was the BEST part! MAN, I love this website!
Hilarious! Great work!
Pro: Sandra Lee may teach you a new recipe
Con: You’ll get drunk before you realize that it’s really a drinking game.
Ouch. Way. Too. Early. For. That. Much. “Table”/kitchenscape. Eyeballs. Pain. Gah.
Giada’s ripe melons are always a pro. I could watch those all day long.
Another FNH classic, lolz!
God, those boobs of Giada’s are hypnotic.
we have wondered for years at our house…Who dresses Booby Deflate? Whoever it is must hate him. Doesn’t BF watch his passed episodes? I can’t imagine he thinks he looks hot. Where is his wife? Someone should set him strait or at the very least get a hold of Kramer and get this guy a Mansiere.
This post was hysterical! Especially the first part about Giada and Bobby.
Seriously, love your site.
(entertainment) + (humor) = a dash of joy to a Monday
cheers
Forget the MOZZZ-AAAAAA-LEEEELLLLAAAA and SPAAAA- GEEEEE- TEEEEE Giada…….Lets see how you do with FElll-AYYY-SHEE-OOO!!!!
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