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Semi-Homemade Icing
Published on: July 23, 2009 – 2:14 pm by Jillian Madison 
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(From episode: Fire-Grilled Munchies)
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I believe the word you’re looking for is “aigstract.”
Since vanilla extract contains so much alcohol:
Step 3.5: A Little Swig for Sandy!
Is it just me, or is there NOTHING homemade about the car cakes???
And apparently Sandra didn’t get the memo, but people over 40 shouldn’t wear tennis dresses.
It’s cock-tail time!
On what planet does sprite go with JD? I’m gagging.
The first photo reminds me of some over the hill highschool cheer leader who just can’t let go. Pitiful.
And by the way, doesn’t Betty Crocker mind being abused by Aunt (hic)(erp) Sandy? I may now have to go have a Jack and COKE! (I’m with you, BobbyFlayFan. sprite??)
Interesting, Jack and Sprite?
It’s for her Kentucky Lemonade recipe with frozen lemonade concentrate.
The first photo reminds of one of those degenerate Housewives looking to give some young stud a pickle wash.
btw,Betty Crocker Whipped store bought stuff is pretty good.
OH MY GOD SANDRA LEE I WONDER WHAT BRAND OF FROSTING THAT IS.
Anyone ever notice she’s the worst at covering up labels? :P
Check out the sag on those tits. Dalishuss.
Doncha know, you can make icing by adding eggstrack and vokka. Slurp.
Anyone who dilutes lemonade concentrate with sugary Sprite and alcohol must be certifiably insane. Not to mention really really drunk.
I’ll repeat my comment from the other Sandra Lee post: Sandy, your grill rack is DISGUSTINGLY filthy with all that crusted on BBQ sauce and got knows what else! Gross gross gross. Get one of your minions to clean that thing before taping another outdoor show before one of your viewers gets ptomaine poisoning.
What, no vanilla vodka shots in the frosting?
Byrdie:
“The first photo reminds me of some over the hill highschool cheer leader who just can’t let go. Pitiful. ”
But, sadly, that probably IS her primary fan base.
I only caught the car cake part but jeez, you guys are crazy…that idea is so original! I mean, using oreo cookies for the tires! Blows my mind how much of a genius she is. I bet she gets all her ideas during cocktail time!
@Byrdie -To do a variation of your comment:
“The first photo reminds me of some over the hill highschool cheer leader who just can’t say no. Pitiful. ”
I usually get great ideas during cocktail time, but I wouldn’t want them televised ;)
Someone needs to get Aunt Sandy to a bra fitting super, super soon.
Why bother with mixers? Stop pussyfooting, Aunty Sandy, and just drink it straight.
Straight from the bottle. No shame. I personally like my wine with a crazy straw.
You always have the funniest screen caps!!!
Byrdie, you’re comment about the over the hill cheerleader cracked me up. You’re too much…LOL!
By the way, why isn’t there any hate for Robin Miller on this site?? I hate her almost as much as I hate this whore.
Robin Miller? The Crazy-Eyes Killer?? Can’t stand her!
I HATE that RM commercial where she makes “easy” guac by throwing all the ingredients in a ziplock bag, mushing it with her hands, cutting off the corner for piping it into a bowl. It didn’t even look any better than if she had dumped the ingredients into the bowl and mixed them up. She’s an idiot.
VegFoodie – I saw that commercial. GACK> I almost swore off guacamole after seeing that road kill in a bag.
Step one: cut a hole in a box
My boyfriend gave me a dick in a box for my birthday one year. It was really romantic…
I,too, wondered why this humor site doesn’t feature anything about Robin Miller. I usually only see the last few minutes of her show while I’m waiting for our local news at noon. Her bug-eyes are really freaky, and I don’t find her to offer anything special in the way of cooking or personality.
If FN needs a stay-at-home-soccer-mom type,TNFNS’s Melissa would do very nicely. She is much easier on viewers’ eyes, bubbly, cordial, and far more engaging than robotic Robin Miller.
Yeah and like 20 other FN chefs. Anna Olsen’s weight fluctuations and overly nice kind of fake feeling attitude, Rob Rainfordpure obnoxious..ness? and creepy music and food shots on his show, Bob Blumer and his attraction to young college girls, I could go on…theres so many that don’t get covered on this website.
I’m sending her a Lady Grace G.C. for a bra fitting.
No Chiarello either. Or Nigella
It’s been really quiet lately regarding Pauler Poopy, too….did the butter finally get to her?
Damn Sheena!!
OMG have u ever realized that when they cut to a different shot of aunt sandy on her show she always sounds like shes just starting to inhale?? OR RATHER GASP?? idk whats with that super super silly aunt sandy.
OMG!! LYKE DRUNK DRIVING IS SO TEH FUNNEH!!!!
You are a bunch of jackasses. “Arriving drunk.” Was that really necessary? Seriously, who green lighted this idea? They need their head examined.
I’m not a humorless teetotaler, but drunk driving kills and maims. It’s the opposite of humorous, and making light of it to highlight the ease of upgrading store bought icing is just asinine.
Yep that’s about it and all she does on her show. Disgusting!