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FNH reader Justin just sent us this photo, with no note, and we have no idea who created it or what the heck it’s supposed to be.
Sure, at its core it’s a caricature of Paula Deen with her grandson and her restaurant. But EXACTLY WHAT IS IT? Is it an air freshener? Is it a mousepad? Is it a cutting board or a postcard? And more importantly, how long until Paula Deen officially puts her name on it, adds the word Y’ALL across the front, and starts selling it on QVC for $59.99?
Unfortunately, we have more questions than answers. Why is Paula’s hair surrounded by thorns? Why is the baby growing out of Paula’s left breast? And why are they both menacingly hovering over the building like that?
Don’t leave us hanging, Justin.
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23 Responses
And why is the baby’s head almost as big as Paula’s?
That’s it I won’t be able to sleep tonight afraid that image will appear…
“What is this (?).” Or (!?!?) even.
My guess is it’s the cover of her new children’s book. Or maybe it’s a book on grandparenting. All the celebs are writing children’s books these days.
Since this “thing” has a hole punched in the upper left hand corner, it looks like a magnetic key (like the kind used in hotels). You don’t suppose old Poopy is attempting to nudging Aunt (hic)(erp) Sandy out as the HO queen, do ya? If that’s not what it is then I think we’ve all just entered (insert dramatic music here)(DUN DUN DUUUNN) The Twilight Zone.
Paula’s teeth are bothering me in the picture. It looks like she is wearing an invisalign.
Leilani, are you seriously picking on the fact that I wrote “What is this!” instead of “What is this?”
Christ. There was no “?” in the font that I used (called Toon).
I hope that helps you sleep easier tonight. :)
We are looking at the judges for the next season of The Next Food Network “Star”.
P.S.
I put “Star” in “Quotes” because, yah know, I mean “Come On!” do I need to explain?
I liked the “!” Jillian. I think it made the WTF?!?!? point quite nicely, regardless of whether or not the ? was available in that font. ;)
Jillian, you need a poll post.
(from your twitter)
Will FN screw up and accidentally post the winner early?
I vote yes.
If this ignorant, uncouth disgusting slob writes a book on grandparenting and expects anyone to buy it, then I’m moving to France to live with Genevieve.
I’m pretty sure that the pentagrams surrounding the baby’s head indicate that Paula’s grandson is the antichrist.
Jillian,
Well if that is the case then you are forgiven. It was well worth it- a most beautiful font. Good night.
p.s. I’m really not this anal. Just giving you a hard time really.
Awww Jill I would have totally ignored her comment! LOL I personally thought the post was hilarious! With all the questions it reminded me of Ty Florence’s missing fork! LMAO!
Kylie,
Why ignore my comment? Why Awww? I really hate when ppl say “awww” btw. It’s tre condescending. Anyway, the post is very funny. Every single post is very funny, I think. I was really happy when I found this website because all I watch is food network for years and I was probably going to lose it if I finally didn’t find someone that made fun of it. So yeah there’s no question that I enjoy her humor. I was just missing the “?” But maybe I’m already completely bonkers for even bringing it up. I don’t know.
Maybe it was/is a custom made birth announcement card?
I think it’s a car freshener.
@FNFan – you may be right! Especially if Pauler Poopy has one in her car since her driveway has to smell, um, ripe.
lol I thought the hole in the upper left corner was the full moon….ooooEEEEEEooooo
It’s a new picture menu. They will now be serving infant.
Leilani….quit while you’re not that far behind.
Another thing I hate…right up there with ppl who write first, is ppl who enter a discussion with no comment on the topic only empty advice (quit while you’re ahead, ignore that person, awwwwe leave someone alone). JCrown, you frustrated horse-race commentator the real question is, what do think about question marks? Thnx
I’m sick of FN nepotism.