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VIDEO: Sandra Lee Montage
Published on: July 15, 2009 – 7:56 pm by Jillian Madison 
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Take a DALICIOUS trip through the vanilla-vodka-filled AQWORIUM that is Sandra Lee’s mind. And don’t forget your JOOS box! Sooooooo dalicious! And super super simple! Have a Sandra Lee induced seizure on us!
(Video made by Ryan; thanks for the tip, Justin!)
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When I see things like this it just confirms for me how canned food network’s “personalities” are.
All the chopping in the editing room, the teleprompter with canned dialog, and the forced personal stories make the shows seem so inherently unreal these days. OH AND HERE’S HOW TO GET IT SHIPPED TO YOUR DOOR!
I want to see some mistakes, some recoveries, some spoonerisms, and some real people.
Part of me thinks that all the food network stars are really evil robots. They’re like real life cartoon characters instead of people…
My ears are bleeding.
Ditto — even better when you’re just listening to the audio of that segment the 2nd time around.
lmao at 0:37-0:58
Someone needs to tell this silly douchebag that it’s not pronounced EX-SPRESSO!
I think I might have died laughing.
I wonder if I can get some of that frrrrresh duhlishus food at my local grosherie store?
I’m not gonna lie…I’m kinda turned on! hahaha. While absurd and hilarious, this video was equally endearing for some strange reason.
I mean, I still hate her food…
I don’t know whether to slap her or offer her a cigarette.
Holy crap,….I thought I was going to loose it at 0:38 – 0:45!….someone pass me a key board towel…..
Um…cilantro is like parsley for countries in the East? Does she mean, like, Mexico?
(Not that cilantro doesn’t grow in Asia. I’m just saying.)
I’m sorry I watched – because now I feel so dirty . . .
this video gave me a headache.
This made my freaking day. I literally threw my head back and LOL’d. I recently found this site and have bookmarked it for my daily laughs. I LOVE my FN and I thought I was the only one out there making fun of Giada’s chesticles, Bobby Flay’s douchery and Sandra Lee’s alcoholism. Keep it coming!
Vodka. Vodka. Vodka. Lush. Vodka. Lush. Did I mention vodka?
That part cracked me up the most.
The cilantro thing is my favorite.
It’s all the same to her because the decades of alcohol abuse have destroyed her taste buds. Which also explains the putrid shit she puts out every day.
Um…cilantro is like parsley for countries in the East? Does she mean, like, Mexico?
(Not that cilantro doesn’t grow in Asia. I’m just saying.)
-Brown Sugar July 15th, 2009
HILARIOUS comment!
This entire video pretty much sums up why we all wish the Vodka vamp would retire to a life of derrrrishious cock—tails and doctored cool whhhip (say it like Stewie Griffin, everyone) but still continue to watch her, despite. Aren’t we all just waiting for the day when she starts rolling with Lohan and shaves her head so we may feel reaffirmed? :D
I think she must have been the original voice for Tony the Tiger…
Even if this woman had the best cooking show on TV I could never watch her because she has to draaawwww ooouuutttt every word. OMG she had to chop mushrooms! The horror!
I wonder if someone has done the same type of video of Giada – I catch her saying “perfect” and “just like that” in every episode. Mascarpone!
Hey, would you trust an alcky with a knife? She just wants to prolong our torture by NOT using knives when she’s thoroughly noshed.
That explains the sliced mushrooms.
And the frozen diced onions. Because dicing onions is just that difficult.
BWAAAHAAAAHAAAA! It’s purrrrrrfection!
Since I have no life, I once actually counted the number of times she uses the word flllllavor in her shows for a period of one week – it averaged out to 8 for a 22-minute show.
Dalishis exspresso.
I feel like I’ve just had food sex with Aunty Sandy.
Hic.
Ewww…..
Did I hear, “long thick 9 inch cock”? LMAO
EXpresso…ARGH!!!!!
That was hilarious, thanks for sharing!!!
The part about chopping mushrooms was my favorite. “10 minutes LATER…”
And how dare the NFNS judges EVER complain about the contestants using the same adjectives over and over!!! Are we serious?!
Cilantro is the parsley of the east? East of what? What is she talking about?? And having to chop mushrooms ALL BY HERSELF?? OMG. How can she ever survive?
What a hack.
Byrdie, I sense a new meme.
Joan Crawford: NO WIRE HANGARS!
Aunt Sandy: NO WHOLE MUSHROOMS!
Oh and now that she is on that crap money “saving” tip show, I would love to ask her:
Does she recommend buying whole mushrooms and then chopping them myself?
or for me to spend more money and buy the pre cut mushrooms….
Dear sweet canned cocktail fruit…that is probably the funniest thing I’ve seen in a looong dawlicioush time.
@DesignerJeans – LOL!!
Maybe the key to understanding Aunt(hic)(burrpp)Sandy is to imbibe in some cheap vodka….
Aunty Sandy as James Bond:
A Vodka Martina please, cheap, not stirred.
Don’t forget the cocktail where Aunt Sandy used canned cranberry sauce as an ingredient. (barf)
what’s so bad about cutting up mushrooms? “10 minutes later!!!”
“10 minutes later” – wtf? And you don’t wash mushrooms….if they have dirt on them you just wipe it off with a paper towel.
Perhaps Aunt Sandy is partaking in the cheap vodka BEFORE she makes dinner.
Whole mushrooms? Whatever shall I do?
“Whole Mushroons”…It’s the new “I’m Korean..”
Aunt Sandy says: “No chopped shrooms at the store? No problem (hic)(erp). Just open a can of cream of mushrooms soup and pick out the mushroom pieces! And you can also use the rest of the soup for a warm, winter cocktail! Just put it in the blender with some canned cranberry sauce and a half a bottle of vodka…”
Byrdie, We get your drift about Aunt Sandy’s boozing. It’s getting old.
^LMAO at Byrdie^
Pardon?
But where are the clips of Aunt Sandy saying “melk”??
I lllllliterally am LMFAO! This was incredible!!!
EMMA Cilantro is native to Asia, until not to long ago most people in the Americas never even heard Cilantro or seen it.
Cilantro is native to Southern Europe, Southwestern Asia and North Africa.
I mean, I’m just sayin’.
I think you guys are being too hard on this woman…I mean, come on, who wouldn’t go out drinking with her?
(I’d make her drive tho…)
LOL!
vodka….vodka….vodka
Her stupid (and inaccurate) Money Saving Meals got renewed??????!!!!!!!! Who is she blowing at the TFN offices?
@Tatiana – Really???? I just assumed that thing would have been canned faster’n Chic and Easy, or whatever the hell that Mary Nolan show was. Jeez.
This has to be one of the best YouTube videos EVER. The editing is brilliant! I love the way she sings Cocktail time!
SPLORT.
That is one of the funniest YouTube videos I’ve seen in a long while! What a spot-on parody!
I have a suggestion: try making another one of these videos starring Giada di Laurentiis boobs and her ever present: “give this a quick little whisk, stir, flip, whatever” she drives me crazy with that! Ohhh and let’s not forget: “LOOK AT ALL THE COLORS! Isn’t that the most beautiful thing you have ever seen?!” or “I call it macaroni and cheese with parmesan, mozzarella and procciuto… you will call it heaven”. Ugh!
I went to YouTube to see if I could find a similar video parodying Giada, but seriously all the videos are either her in a bikini and/or about her cleavage. ARGH!
What’s she saying about the Jews? They’re dalicious?
Yeah, make one of these videos of Giada featuring her hobbit hands, saggy boobs and piranha mouth. She always says “perfect” and “just like that” and she is so obnoxiously bossy and pushy when she has someone in the kitchen cooking with her. And don’t get me started on her chewing with her cake hole flopped open. Nobody ever bags on this princess bitch. She is as gag-inducing as Aunt Sandy.
Byrdie, I honestly bet you’re going to get a check in the mail from the Food Network for that cocktail ruuuuussipee. We’ll see it on this year’s Semi-Homemade Christmas surrounded by silver doves, perched atop empty vodka bottles. ;DDDD
That Aunt Sandy sure loves her some “cock-in-tail” time
hilarious
thank you
this made my night
please post more like this of everyone
giada has one also i think
more more more
YUMMY!!
VODKA!!
OMG I just saw a tip on the FN website where she makes truffles by adding powdered sugar and vanilla to store bought frosting. HOW DISGUSTING! They’re spoonsful of frosting on a plate! Just give people a spoon and let them pass round the can!
Can I just tell you? I loved this! Thanks for catching the ‘washing the mushrooms’ uuhduuh still laughing
I shouldn’t have watched this when everyone was asleep I could not control my laughter. Delicious!
There is a response to this on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we2iWTJqo98
She says to use acorns on the cake, but acorns are TOXIC to humans. Apparently she’s so pickled with booze that she’s become immune to it.
That is so scarry…Im kind of worried about whoever put this together…I mean replace the video with porn and leave the audio…
This is just wrong? The only reason this woman walks into the kitchen, is when she has just waken up and it’s “cocktail time!!”
And what’s with the hair?
This woman should be put into the looney bin, for being semi-obnoxious, semi-scary
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OMG! I laughed so hard my face hurts. And now my eyes are stinging because I’ve cried mascara into them. I want you to take it! take it! take it! Oh yes!
I know I’m late to the party but I loved this.
With all that Vodka and Espresso she can get drunk and sober up at the same time!