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Why, Paula Deen, Why!
Posted on July 2nd 2009 by Jillian Madison

An FNH reader by the name of Kim just sent me this lovely email about her recent “encounter” with one of Paula Deen’s serving dishes:

Hi Jill! I’m a new reader but I love your site!! I was at a local department store and saw this cute deviled egg serving dish. I turned it over to notice it was from one of Paula Deen’s collections. But then you look at the rest of the back… and I’ll let you just use your imagination…  It looks like it’s from her Low Country collection… I’m from the South and we love our deviled eggs! And I knew Paula had a dirty mind, but daaang!

Also, the pics are kinda blurry. I took them on my camera phone.

Again, I love your site! I check is pretty much every day!

Thanks,
Kim

Kim was kind enough to include some photos. Here’s what it looked like from the front…

paula deen boob shaped egg dish

Sure, it looks innocent enough from the front. But from the back, it needs a PG-13 rating. THAT’S SOME SERIOUS BOOBAGE! I don’t think I’ve seen that many nipples in one place since Madonna’s Like A Virgin tour.

paula deen boob shaped egg dish

Maybe Giada did the molding for it?

paula deen boob shaped egg dish


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    7 Responses

  1. Byrdie says:
    July 2, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    That’s a riot, Alice!

    Reply
  2. Kim says:
    July 2, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    But I thought Paula was obsessed with the penis not boobs!!!

    Reply
  3. Vanilla says:
    July 2, 2009 at 9:16 pm

    She’s obsessed with the poop not the penis

    Reply
  4. Syd says:
    July 2, 2009 at 9:33 pm

    Oh Kim, GREAT job! hahahaha

    Reply
  5. Kitty says:
    July 3, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    I’m more worried about that picture of Giada. Why does she look so excited to be pulling out the instestines of some new victim? ;_____;

    Reply
  6. Kael says:
    July 6, 2009 at 1:05 am

    @Kitty, I’ve always wondered about those pictures of Giada…I may be a girl, but I can tell when someone of EITHER sex is hot, and something about those pictures are just not appealing to me…lol. Rachel Ray in FHM was better, or at least not sadistic looking.

    @Kim, I feel like Paula likes to be sexual just for the sake of making the rest of the world uncomfortable by putting images of her and Santa Claus…I won’t finish the thought D: Women who look like sweet, old grandmothers should not talk about penis! Ugh!

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  7. Ferd says:
    August 26, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    Ollie’s Discount warehouse – one of those places that buys out lots of unsold and out-of-date stuff, from cake mix to area rugs to curtain rods – had a boatload of Paula Deen cookware and accoutrements for sale, cheap! I forgot to look for a deviled egg dish, since I already have a nice antique glass one.

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