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Ask Aida: Where’s Noah Starr?
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Ask Aida: Where’s Noah Starr?
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Has Noah’s star burned out? (Corny, yes, but it’s Saturday morning and that’s allowed.)
The new season of Ask Aida premiered this morning, and “resident computer guru” Noah Starr was nowhere to be found. Aida didn’t acknowledge his absence and carried on like he was never even there to begin with. The show was, however, just as awful as always.
Was he fired? Did he quit? Just where the hell is Noah Starr? We have a few ideas:
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---Noah Starr Resurfaces In College Humor Video
---Twitter Conversation With Aida Mollenkamp
---More Things We Want To Ask Aida
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44 Responses
LOL! Saw the show this morning and couldn’t wait to read about it here. Once again, you didn’t disappoint. Poor Noah didn’t even get a mention. Still, he came out better than the unfortunate kitchen staff whom she sommoned to eat her swill!
I thought they would never get rid of that whining little jew boy Noah Starr. He was a relative of one of the executives on that network. That show sucks to begin with but he made it all that much worse. Allah does answer my prayers ;)
Yet another use for duct tape!! LOL!!!
I think Aunt Sandy got him into her Mercury Cougar Convertible by offering him a candy “russipe”….
Flay should use a couple strips to cover his Man Nipps!!!
I wouldn’t be surprised if Food Network has decided to give Noah him his own show! After all, he as much experience or more than Brian Boitano and many other hosts that FN has recently decided to hire and feature.
Who cares ? Noah Starr was a major league dweeb that failed to attract fellow dweebs away from their Xboxs. Maybe Geek Squad will take him on and give him a vehicle and he can make house calls for them.
I think he let starring in a Verizon commercial go to his head and he pulled a David Ccaruso and quit. That, or Aida found the peep hole he’d drilled into her dressing room and caught him spanking it.
If he’s hiding in Gina Neely’s vag, Pat will find Noah within the next 5 seconds.
It was a long day. I couldn’t wait to come here and get my daily laugh. I was not disappointed. The comments are as funny as the postings. Giada’s water bra…now thats funny.
Somebody should actually Ask Aida: Where’s Noah?
My guess is he’s actually a 12-year-old and the truancy officer picked him up.
I’m sorry but Aida is one of the more charming and lovely women on Food Network.
ugh I saw the Chefography of The Neely’s last night and it was just awful…
@Kenneth, gee thanks. Now I’m going to have nightmares! ;-) Why does this woman have a cooking show?
Good riddance, Noah just distracted from Aida’s hotness. @Orchidgal, I think that’s why she gave her a cooking show, she’s a pretty young thing, with some fundamental knowledge. But it is an unfortunate aspect of society that media consciously avoids women who are too beautiful because there is an overt fear that hotness destroys credibility, and to a certain degree, they are right. By the way, I am a dude, so I don’t think brains and beauty should necessarily be separated. In fact, the holy grail of all women is the brainy hot chick; matter of fact.
“Good riddance, Noah just distracted from Aida’s hotness. @Orchidgal, ”
REALLY? SERIOUSLY? HOTNESS?
Oy. Obviously a man who hasn’t had some in a while
@ KIM H amazing how you go to the petty insults when someone compliments someone you dont like. Apparently you must NEVER get any.
Aida had a co-host? I never noticed. I was too busy imagining Aida naked. Hell, I didn’t even know she cooked.
Had a feeling Noah wouldn’t be back when we didn’t see him on any of the promos. I’m sure he’s a nice dude and all but I didn’t miss him. In fact, for the first time I actually enjoyed Aida’s show rather than just leaving it on for filler. She’s still kinda “tight,” but she doesn’t seem as UPtight, if that makes sense.
@Kim H ;)
“You got to be grateful, you need haters. What the fuck are you complaining about? What the fuck do you think a haters job is? To fuckin’ hate, so let those motherfuckers do their god damn job!”
@Chris
You are absolutely correct.
Hate on!
Sandra probably got him all liquored up on peppermint schnapps and now has him locked up in her dungeon of love.
LMAO! My thoughts exactly.
Brian Boitano is on.
It’s a train wreck, a car crash, an airplane going down in a fiery inferno.
It’s so terrible and full of gay/sexual innuendo.
I want to look away, but I can’t…
@Eric – Just do it. I found my remote in about 2.5 seconds. Real Housewives is the current televised train wreck worthy of being the background to my Sunday afternoon; NOT Brian Boitano.
I’m luvin Brian and the food actually looks edible. Luv luv luv the 50″s stove
I managed to watch about 5 minutes of Brian. The cappuccino panna cotta looked tasty but Brian himself was so off-putting I had to change the channel. Thank goodness A&E seems have people who are massive train wrecks (way more so than Mr. Boitano) on at any given moment these days!
I’m here wondering where the premiere post for Brian Boitano’s show is.
I cannot believe they actually used the song from the South Park movie. Shark jumping indeed.
And he used a Slap Chop! Am I going to love your nuts, Boitano?
I thought Brian Boitano was pretty endearing.
I found myself laughing at the cheesiness of the Brian Boitano show. I was entertained.
Off topic:
Why don’t they just name Mellisa D’Arabian’s show:
Super Mommy Goes to France!
This week’s show has another one of her and her husband’s Parisian favorites.
I don’t remember her concept being so international during the NFNS.
I bet Amy Finly is kicking herself from here to Marseilles.
Honestly, it’s the show that sucks – not Noah. I bet he’d be hilarious in another venue. Poor guy got the poop end of the stick by getting stuck on a crappy show.
I have not watched Ask Aida but I knew enough about Noah Starr from FNH to recognize him in this indy (really really indy) film:
http://www.colinheartskay.com/
Who the heck would do that to a baby? (the duct tape thing) People are freakin’ freaks!
I think he fell in a toilet and flushed himself.
What is with Aida? You dump Noah…..why? Today she looked and acted like an inebriated lingerie model…couldn’t follow the camera and what’s with the facial expressions??
I don’t care what happened to Noah as long as she keeps her brother. They actually had so chemistry together. Actually, I think he stole the show. Maybe he should be doing the cooking. He is probably as qualifed as Aida!
Not only is Aida a very good cook (and a trained chef unlike so many on there these-days) but by far one of the most attractive and fun women on the FN. Great combo! Glad to see her carry her own show, finally.
Is Aida pregnant? I am watching the show now and I think she might be pregnant. Anyone know?
“Is Aida pregnant?”
Hard to tell. Why not email or text her and “ask Aida”? ;)
No she is no pregnant. Yes, Noah was let go.
I feel sorry for all you haters. You sound SO JEALOUS. Aida is formally educated (Ivy League and Cordon Bleu), well read and has proper cooking skills unlike most people with shows. Do you rip apart these amateur chefs who cook with campbells soup and make corn dogs? Funny, I don’t see them mentioned above! ;)
Try to hide your jealousy a little better next time…
This is the most eggregious Food Network unmentioned disappearance since Jacqui Malouf from Hot Off the Grill with Bobby Flay.
Aida is always insincere and borderline bitchy. When she answers questions…it’s like…yeah I’ll just say whatever…is it over yet…can I get back to my script…can I do two things at once?
Pretty can get you a show, but a bad attitude will not win you an audience!
Man o man o man I just cannot believe you people. What a bunch of nasty comments. I can’t believe Aida Mollencamp is getting this kind of flack from all you dumb grunts. I loved watching her cook and not only for obvious cute factor reasons (yes I’m a guy & yes she’s gorgeous). She seemed very natural and knowledgeable on cooking to me and I got some good tips. Noah was ok as a sidekick but not really necessary…sorry Noah. Aida is great on her own. I wish her all the success she deserves and will really be bummed out if I don’t see her anymore. She’s got all of what it takes + more from my perspective and I’ve been a fan of the Food Network a long time.