dan says:

Company #1: I can make that beer in 64 calories!

Company #2: I can make that beer in 55 calories!

Company #1: GO AHEAD, MAKE THAT BEER!

hank moody says:

Not to mention the alcohol content in these “beers” is virtually nonexistent.

Gary says:

You know what I drink when I want a beer? A BEER!!!! Complete with all the calories, all the hops, all the malt and oh yes ALL THE ALCOHOL!!!! If you want to drink water it is free right out of the tap.

Ferd says:

Coors already puts water in a bottle and calls it beer. Sorry, A-B, you’re too late.

Cannon says:

My urine has more than 55 calories after a nice RIS or double IPA…

PS – Crazypants, for your blasphemy I hope you die from a horrible disease.

CherryRose says:

I’ll stick to wine, thanks. Although I heard somewhere they are now working on a “diet” wine.

There are “non-alcoholic” wines that could be considered “diet” because they have no alcohol that accounts for some of the caloric content. I’ve tried some, and it’s awful.

I haven’t met many wines that I don’t like, but I don’t think I could drink a beer to save my life ;) I’ve only had beer only a few times: a pub in London, a pub in Scotland, the British restaurant at WDW, a local micro-brewery. My earliest memories of beer came when my Canadian relatives drank the stuff out of large pitchers at weddings or funerals. The brew sat out on tables for hours, and stunk! Beer breath on drunken uncles wasn’t pleasant, either :))

Glock says:

True story: A german sounding dude came in liquor store as I stood at the counter. He goes to beer cooler, then comes to counter. Asks clerk, “Var is the Warsteiner beer?” Clerk, “We don’t carry it anymore.”

German dude goes on a freaking tirade about how thees Bud, thees Miller, is all piss, and Warsteiner is “the best beer in the world.” It was actually a bit scary how worked up he got.

After he leaves, the clerk deadpans to me, “Guess it’s a good thing I didn’t tell him that I bought the last 2 6-packs.”

Sherlock Holmes says:

Love your site, but *PLEASE*: it’s “FEWER calories than an apple,” not “LESS calories than an apple.”
Kinda caught with your pants down on that grammatical snafu, when Aaron McCargo Jr. is one of your favorite punching bags for his mutilations of the English language.

Anon says:

I vote for just deleting silly questions/comments like the grammar one.

Jackie says:

For all you Seirra Nevada or Imported beer drinkers that think you’re better than all the other beer drinkers because you drink heavier beers than the rest of us:

Just thinking, its no wonder your kids are “non-conformists” dressed in all black cutting themselves in high school bathrooms with their friends because they’re “more hardcore” than the rest of the other kids that dress in all black. They get it from their daddies who think enjoying certain brands makes them better than all the rest of the beer drinkers. Miller Lite is fine the way it is, which is why it out sells Sierra Nevada in the states by a long shot. I guess the rest of the US isn’t as hardcore as you, maybe you should go borrow your kids razor blade. Then again, you’ve probably already got one of your own from when you were in high school. Guess it took the edge off when the future Miller Lite drinkers were making fun of your dead mother while you cried in the bathroom like an 8 year old girl.