In honor of yesterday’s post about the Guy Fieri menu on eBay, we decided to put together this list of the Top 10 dumbest recipe names from his show, Guy’s Big Bite.
|1. No Can Beato This Taquito
I think I can-o, it’s called going to a real Mexican-o restaurant-o.
|2. Mac-Daddi-Roni Salad
Puh-leeez. (Insert eye roll here.)
|3. Guid-Olives or Guido-Lives
I don’t know what that even means, but it looks disgusting. “Guido-Lives?” Not after eating whatever’s on that plate!
|4. Pan Seared Airline Breast
Because airline food is so delicious, and people have been dying to make it in their own homes! THANKS, GUY!
|5. Slamma Jamma Parmigiana
Somebody tell this idiot food doesn’t automatically taste better if you remove some consonants and make it rhyme.
That’s Fieri-speak for “tastes like dishwater.”
|7. Good Karma Schawarma
Of course. More of his typical Dr. Seuss BS.
|8. I’ve Got the Need, the Need for Fried Cheese
Looks like someone’s seen Top Gun one too many times.
|9. Cin-ful Peach Cobbler
…because it has CINNAMON in it! HAHAHA GET IT?
|10. Taj Maholla! Chicken
Dear Guy Fieri, you’re a 41 and a half year old male… not Gwen Stefani. Love, everyone on Earth.
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