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Guy Fieri Staring At Melissa D’Arabian’s Ass
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Guy Fieri Staring At Melissa D’Arabian’s Ass
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The Food Network has been running a promo commercial for tomorrow’s Next Food Network Star finale. You’ve probably seen it… they play it on average 19.7 times an hour. Anyway, FNH’er Chris sent us an email letting us know that the commercial featured a quick clip of Guy acting like the skuzzy guy that he is:
…on the commercial for the Next Food Network Star finale, there is a shot of Melissa walking through the audience toward the stage and Guy FEE-EDDIE has his eyes planted directly on her can.
We played the commercial, slowed it down a bit, and sure enough, Chris is right. Guy Fieri’s eyes gravitated directly towards Melissa’s ass as she walked past him.
Chris said it best: Show some decorum on national television, douchebag!
Other posts on Food Network Humor:
---Next Food Network Star Winner: Melissa D’Arabian---FNH Review: $10 Dinners With Melissa D’Arabian
---Ladies And Gentlemen, Melissa d’Arabia
---Melissa D’Arabian Needs To Shut Up About The Bacon
---Guy Fieri As Everyone
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32 Responses
Look’s like that _guy_ wants some mommy action.
Almost forgot, one more day till we find out who wins this cluster-f#$# show.
Or as I am betting, 12 more hours till the FN “accidently” posts it.
Oh come on….he clearly was concerned about her shoelace being untied. Bwahahahahahaha!
And just what exactly is he reaching for in his pocket? What a scumbag.
@Byrdie: I can almost guarantee that “whatever” he was reaching for probably doesn’t go that far over…LOL!
@Byrdie
He was going to toss her his hotel keys, Elvis style…
Yeah, Guy has crossed into MILF territory. **Gag**
I’m gonna give the brotha a pass on this one. You can’t blame a man for checking out a blonde chick’s ass.
Can’t even believe what Glock just said…and I’m blonde.
Guy cannot possibly sink any lower than this…that’s the good news!
Glock, never ever give Guy Fieri a pass on *anything*.
Haha – Guy will have to buy his wife a new car, or something expensive, for that gaze ;)
Unless, of course, she’s sitting next to him checking out Jeffrey’s ass (well, he IS rather fit).
Guy is just being a guy.
Amen on that Teague, got to give a guy a break…… and I am a girl. All guys do it, can’t slight him for the way he is wired.
Mostly agree with Teague and Glock. A man looking at a Women’s ass is nothing to be frowned upon, but it is on national television.
She sat on a chili cheeseburger back stage and he is just having flash backs of a triple d episode, now thats money!
I think Ferry has more than food on his mind when he does DDD’s. At one point, it looked like he had a stiffy for the chick who owns Blue Moon Cafe, Sarah something. He had her on Big Bite afterwards. He was totally distracted by her.
And you’re surprised? Guy’s a total flirt, although I always took him to be more of a boob man than an ass man. He interviewed a gal pal of mine for Extra TV – the segment never aired, and we can only assume because he was totally unable to get his eyes above her neck! It was completely hilarious.
But then again, she’s a bodacious broad, and most men (and not a few women) have a similar difficulty. Heehee.
So he’s not actually gay?
He’s a total azz
You all have it wrong. He is not checking out her butt.
Guy is looking at her muffin top and smirking because he uses The Shaper and slightly drappy shirts to make sure that doesn’t happen to him.
Aww… she doesn’t have a muffin top. She has been the best dressed/put together woman this season, in my opinion.
Yeah, and she didn’t wear winter boots to Miami.
Guy Fieri is a Triple D-Bag.
Good one, Jun! Let’s not forget the black winter hose she wore (in 90 degree Miami) with those boots.
Also, somebody needs to burn Guy’s hideous denim shirt with the gold applique and accents. Yuck.
if you scrutinize her body language in the finale’s sneak peek, she sure looks to be the winner…
http://www.pegasusnews.com/blogs/pegasusnewsblog/2009/aug/02/melissa/
anyone else get the feeling they’ve been hinting that they’ll declare them both winners?
@DAVID. Susie may have hinted at it in the FN Dish. But either way, they may pull an Adam Gertler and give the runner up a show as well.
“I think that Melissa would make a better a Pots and Pans line so I’m voting for her.” – Susie Folgeman
LMAO! This is the best post ever. Could this clown be any more annoying?
Give Guy Fieri a break all u guys and gals. you all know you all look as well. it is normal, the camera just happen to get that moment and how long could it have been she is rushing by so fast the pic is a bit blurry. OH Please!
No Madeline, I’m not into guys who wear more makeup than I do.