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Guy Fieri Staring At Melissa D’Arabian’s Ass
Posted by Jillian Madison

The Food Network has been running a promo commercial for tomorrow’s Next Food Network Star finale. You’ve probably seen it… they play it on average 19.7 times an hour. Anyway, FNH’er Chris sent us an email letting us know that the commercial featured a quick clip of Guy acting like the skuzzy guy that he is:

…on the commercial for the Next Food Network Star finale, there is a shot of Melissa walking through the audience toward the stage and Guy FEE-EDDIE has his eyes planted directly on her can.

We played the commercial, slowed it down a bit, and sure enough, Chris is right. Guy Fieri’s eyes gravitated directly towards Melissa’s ass as she walked past him.


Chris said it best: Show some decorum on national television, douchebag!

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---Ladies And Gentlemen, Melissa d’Arabia
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---Guy Fieri As Everyone

    32 Responses

  1. DesignerJeans says:

    Look’s like that _guy_ wants some mommy action.

    Almost forgot, one more day till we find out who wins this cluster-f#$# show.

    Or as I am betting, 12 more hours till the FN “accidently” posts it.

  2. JennyMac says:

    Oh come on….he clearly was concerned about her shoelace being untied. Bwahahahahahaha!

  3. Byrdie says:

    And just what exactly is he reaching for in his pocket? What a scumbag.

  4. houstonray says:

    @Byrdie: I can almost guarantee that “whatever” he was reaching for probably doesn’t go that far over…LOL!

  5. DesignerJeans says:


    He was going to toss her his hotel keys, Elvis style…

  6. Jun says:

    Yeah, Guy has crossed into MILF territory. **Gag**

  7. Glock says:

    I’m gonna give the brotha a pass on this one. You can’t blame a man for checking out a blonde chick’s ass.

  8. Leilani says:

    Can’t even believe what Glock just said…and I’m blonde.

  9. Leilani says:

    Guy cannot possibly sink any lower than this…that’s the good news!

  10. Princess Crazypants says:

    Glock, never ever give Guy Fieri a pass on *anything*.

  11. *Di* says:

    Haha – Guy will have to buy his wife a new car, or something expensive, for that gaze ;)

    Unless, of course, she’s sitting next to him checking out Jeffrey’s ass (well, he IS rather fit).

  12. Teague says:

    Guy is just being a guy.

    • mewaycool says:

      Amen on that Teague, got to give a guy a break…… and I am a girl. All guys do it, can’t slight him for the way he is wired.

  13. Skyman747 says:

    Mostly agree with Teague and Glock. A man looking at a Women’s ass is nothing to be frowned upon, but it is on national television.

  14. William says:

    She sat on a chili cheeseburger back stage and he is just having flash backs of a triple d episode, now thats money!

  15. Mike In Detroit says:

    I think Ferry has more than food on his mind when he does DDD’s. At one point, it looked like he had a stiffy for the chick who owns Blue Moon Cafe, Sarah something. He had her on Big Bite afterwards. He was totally distracted by her.

  16. Lana says:

    And you’re surprised? Guy’s a total flirt, although I always took him to be more of a boob man than an ass man. He interviewed a gal pal of mine for Extra TV – the segment never aired, and we can only assume because he was totally unable to get his eyes above her neck! It was completely hilarious.

    But then again, she’s a bodacious broad, and most men (and not a few women) have a similar difficulty. Heehee.

  17. Cannon says:

    So he’s not actually gay?

  18. WalterSobchak says:

    He’s a total azz

  19. The Watcher says:

    You all have it wrong. He is not checking out her butt.

    Guy is looking at her muffin top and smirking because he uses The Shaper and slightly drappy shirts to make sure that doesn’t happen to him.

  20. Jen says:

    Aww… she doesn’t have a muffin top. She has been the best dressed/put together woman this season, in my opinion.

  21. Jun says:

    Yeah, and she didn’t wear winter boots to Miami.

  22. J.R. Ewing says:

    Guy Fieri is a Triple D-Bag.

  23. Byrdie says:

    Good one, Jun! Let’s not forget the black winter hose she wore (in 90 degree Miami) with those boots.

  24. Jun says:

    Also, somebody needs to burn Guy’s hideous denim shirt with the gold applique and accents. Yuck.

  25. TG says:

    if you scrutinize her body language in the finale’s sneak peek, she sure looks to be the winner…

  26. David says:

    anyone else get the feeling they’ve been hinting that they’ll declare them both winners?

  27. Jun says:

    @DAVID. Susie may have hinted at it in the FN Dish. But either way, they may pull an Adam Gertler and give the runner up a show as well.

  28. DesignerJeans says:

    “I think that Melissa would make a better a Pots and Pans line so I’m voting for her.” – Susie Folgeman

  29. Mike says:

    LMAO! This is the best post ever. Could this clown be any more annoying?

  30. Madeline says:

    Give Guy Fieri a break all u guys and gals. you all know you all look as well. it is normal, the camera just happen to get that moment and how long could it have been she is rushing by so fast the pic is a bit blurry. OH Please!

  31. Hakuna Fritatta says:

    No Madeline, I’m not into guys who wear more makeup than I do.

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