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46 Responses
hohoho.
this cracked me up
lol
I love this site!
Giada is thinking about doing her show topless. She’s trying to get a sense of whether or not her viewers would like to see “more” of what she brings to the table :)
Gillette is thinking about suing Guy for not taking a razor to that thing he has on his face.
On the plus side, Clorox Bleach is thinking of sponsoring him by putting their stickers on the side of his classic car “NASCAR Style”…
The irony of the year: Mommy Dearest is fast becoming the queen of soy sauce! I would sure like to know how That Korean Hot Dog Chick feels about that. Magnifique!!
These are great.
Here’s one:
Sunny Anderson uploaded some pics.
[The album features her wasted and/or high.]
This blog would be so much better if the posts were actually funny.
Gina’s response to Pat, ‘Your mama done raised you right!’
I loved the one about Rachel Ray! Like I mentioned on another post, she does not look like she enjoys doing the 30 minute show anymore, p*ssed actually!
“This blog would be so much better if Umm were actually funny.”
There. I corrected your post for you.
DesignerJeans….big thumbs up!
Umm you need to refocus. Seriously. Or you’re Duff Goldman.
You girls deserve a Bloggie , handsdown the funniest satire site on the Net. Please act on it.
“daddy’s hungry” ?
those are size XXXL at least.
Refocus on what, exactly? The Beavis and Butthead sort of juvenile, unimaginative, witless humor this blog advocates? No thanks! I mean holy shit, FN provides endless opportunities for real humor and satire. I just haven’t found any on this site.
So, umm, why are you here?
another *yawn*! Get some better guest bloggers.
@UMMM. You just haven’t looked hard enough. There are a ton of gems on this site.
And speaking of Sandra Lee, anybody watching Semi-ho Made? It’s one of the worst ones I’ve seen yet. Making jokes abiut her guest formerly being fat and trying to hook him up with a wife (um, he might be gay?)… it’s a trainwreck.
Man, this site needs to get some better, more imaginative hecklers.
“And speaking of Sandra Lee, anybody watching Semi-ho Made?…”
Just turned it on. I can’t stand her, but I like the long-sleeve tee.
OMG – one of my favorite posts in a long time. I love the Neely’s (Memphian here) and that was ridiculously funny. Hmmmm…..edible BBQ panties might go over really well here…..I better go fire up my grill.
A++ would read again
Umm is probably one of FN Addict’s bitches who is seeing what the competition is doing. Or he/she might be that lump from Charm City, Mary Alice Feskey.
Nice knowing you chumpster Ummster.
Food Network Addict is pretty boring.
Weird though as it may sound I like FN Addict, Jordan Baker and FNH! I guess you just have to be born with a sense of humor and wit to enjoy all of these sites without comparing them or dissing any of them. Seriously, if you haven’t found anything funny here go on and write your own. Let’s see how funny WE find your brand of humor.
As for the post: awesome as always! LOL Although you did miss writing something about Giada! LMAO!
To commenter “Umm” -
We often publish material from guest bloggers. If you think you can write something funnier and/or more creative, by all means, submit it to us and we’ll publish it on the site.
If not, buh-bye.
Carry on!
Food Network Addict is lame and his blog sucks ass. And just because I think that doesn’t mean I was born without a sense of humor, Kylie. On the contrary. It means I was born WITH one.
Well said Jill. Well said.
HAHAHAHA… I saw the Duff Goldman Chefography last night. It was pretty interesting. I had no idea he walked out of his team while working in a kitchen on a busy night of service.
And the Melissa D’Arabian reference was hilarious.
This is one of the most creative, imaginative, and all around hysterical sites on the net. I hope you don’t listen to the one jealous hater posting comments here.
If you can do better, do it. Every day, regularly, week after week, like FNH does. What’s that? You just want to complain? Then piss off.
@Alexis -didn’t see it. What was the reference made?
On the subject of “humor” and what’s funny and what’s not: If it’s alright to wax philosophical on this “fun” site, here’s my $.02.
Like beauty, “humor” is the eyes of the beholder. Not everything on this site, or any other “comic relief” site, will be considered “funny” by all readers. Just as some readers will endlessly defend Rachael Ray, there are others, like myself, who feel that the loud-mouth cook/TV host SUCKS. I used to contribute to the now-defunct website “Rachael Ray Sucks” and found some stuff to be genuinely funny while some posts…well, sucked.
I’ve been reading/posting FNH for only a couple of weeks but find much of what’s posted here to be genuinely humorous as it relates to FN.
@Micah: you are entitled to your opinion, of course, but I was merely stating that I see no need for dissing this site or that site because you don’t find it funny. From what I’ve read FN Addict is not exactly a satire site, he’s even linked to on the FN website. I enjoy some of his posts, I laugh hard at nearly every post here (I forgot to comment on the Neely part of this entry; LMAO!) And I laugh at Jordan Baker making fun of Sandra Lee. Why the need to diss is all I’m saying…
HILARIOUS….just logged out of my real facebook account and switched over to here, let me tell you I wish the real thing was as funny!
“chimi-chonka willy willy wonka”
omg so funny – because it really COULD be !
@alexis -
Yeah I couldn’t believe that he admitted to walking out on, like, night ONE of his paid job at high end restaurant.
But I also can see where he’s not the kind of guy that wants to actually BE THERE at the same job every day ;)
I guess when it stops being fun, Duff walks . . .
@Kylie. I will give Food Network Addict some credit. That angry pic of Sandra Lee is one of the funniest facial expressions I’ve ever seen on her.
@DesignerJeans I think Guys side will be sufficient…. No need to put the banners on the car.
I LOVED ‘em ALL!!! I don’t know how you come up with all this stuff every day!! Keep it UP!!
A few of those folks are already on facebook and I’m sure the rest will be there soon enough. Paula’s fan page sends an update every couple days while nothing seems to happen on alton brown’s.
@ Rich..
Nothing happens on Alton Browns Facebook page simply because Alton has mentioned on occassion that he does not participate in such things..Facebook/MySpace/etc…
He has his own website anyway.
“Chimi Chonka Willy Willy Wonka” … made me spit out my coffee. Nicely done!!
@ CherryRose : Rachael Ray Sucks isn’t defunct; it’s just relocated! The owner didn’t want to run the site anyore, but the active posters from the site have a new one at http://community.livejournal.com/boardoutmind/
We still rag on Rachael Ray, but we’re also a bit more equal-opportunity in our humour, and nothing is sacred. We even try to laugh at ourselves from time to time (we’re not cruel to each other, though). :)
@DKM: Thanks for the info, but I don’t watch RayRay any more and would have little to contribute. I received the notice about RRS not continuing and never looked back. I’m glad to have found FNH for some comic relief from the “reality” of FN :)
Did Duff Goldman walk out during a service when things got hectic ? If so, he deserves to be circumsized again the prick. Figure a fat candy ass blob would do that to his team.
He’s a major ass clown.
Chimi-Chonka Willy Willy Wonka
Willy Wonka has unfriended Guy Ferry