Comments on: Possible Rapper Names For Melissa D’Arabian http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/08/melissa-darabian-rapper/ Cook with them. Laugh with us. Tue, 22 May 2012 09:33:54 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Jenny http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/08/melissa-darabian-rapper/#comment-33995 Jenny Sat, 27 Mar 2010 14:12:51 +0000 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=2606#comment-33995 "This reminds me of when we were in (Paris, Tunisia, Istanbul, West Africa)..." Yes, just a 'simple stay-at-home mom on a budget'. Wow - when I'm on a 'budget' I drive to Gatlinburg, I don't jet off to Cannes. What is up with this woman's forehead? I can't stop staring at it because I can't tell if it is over-botoxed or under-botoxed! “This reminds me of when we were in (Paris, Tunisia, Istanbul, West Africa)…” Yes, just a ‘simple stay-at-home mom on a budget’. Wow – when I’m on a ‘budget’ I drive to Gatlinburg, I don’t jet off to Cannes.

What is up with this woman’s forehead? I can’t stop staring at it because I can’t tell if it is over-botoxed or under-botoxed!

]]> By: Ellchaez http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/08/melissa-darabian-rapper/#comment-33208 Ellchaez Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:21:45 +0000 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=2606#comment-33208 Omg! You are so right Jeffrey Saad should have won! That sexy slim! How I miss seeing him on TV. Melissa SUCKS!!! Plain and simply. Hey now, thats a good name for her show! Now as for a rap name; how about "Van Nilla Bland"? Sorry she just makes me yawn. Feeding 4 people for $10.00 Thats just plain false advertising. Doesn't she have like six kids that she has to feed expired milk already. I'm sure she needs the TV show. (Don't we all?) Melissa, Stop looking at us with those big, buck, teeth and buggy eyes, like we're all stupid? Get her off TV before she completly confuses someone! Omg! You are so right Jeffrey Saad should have won! That sexy slim! How I miss seeing him on TV. Melissa SUCKS!!! Plain and simply. Hey now, thats a good name for her show! Now as for a rap name; how about “Van Nilla Bland”? Sorry she just makes me yawn. Feeding 4 people for $10.00 Thats just plain false advertising. Doesn’t she have like six kids that she has to feed expired milk already. I’m sure she needs the TV show. (Don’t we all?) Melissa, Stop looking at us with those big, buck, teeth and buggy eyes, like we’re all stupid? Get her off TV before she completly confuses someone!

]]> By: Dave http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/08/melissa-darabian-rapper/#comment-30642 Dave Sun, 21 Feb 2010 19:29:35 +0000 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=2606#comment-30642 She is the most unpleasant person in real life. I happen to work at a very famous tourist attraction and she was the rudest customer that entire day. She had no patience and was very condecending. She talked to me as if I was a child. I was only trying to help her out. Now that she is a public figure I think that she should present herself as a respectable woman. Especially when she doesnt have the talent to back up her attitude. She is the most unpleasant person in real life. I happen to work at a very famous tourist attraction and she was the rudest customer that entire day. She had no patience and was very condecending. She talked to me as if I was a child. I was only trying to help her out. Now that she is a public figure I think that she should present herself as a respectable woman. Especially when she doesnt have the talent to back up her attitude.

]]> By: vinfan http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/08/melissa-darabian-rapper/#comment-22034 vinfan Sat, 05 Dec 2009 20:18:45 +0000 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=2606#comment-22034 Say what you will, but Melissa's North African meatballs with couscous rock. Say what you will, but Melissa’s North African meatballs with couscous rock.

]]> By: Alex http://foodnetworkhumor.com/2009/08/melissa-darabian-rapper/#comment-19840 Alex Sun, 08 Nov 2009 02:26:02 +0000 http://foodnetworkhumor.com/?p=2606#comment-19840 Notorious B.I.T.C.H. Notorious B.I.T.C.H.

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