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Most Disgusting Looking Food Ever: Rachael Ray’s Rouladen

Published on: August 1, 2009 – 9:25 am by Jillian Madison Comment

Yesterday, we posted the 5 most unappetizing recipes on Food Network’s website. We failed to mention Rachael Ray’s Rouladen, which is undoubtedly one of the most hideous, most unappetizing dishes you will ever see in your life:

rachael-ray-rouladen

WHAT IT IS: beef, bacon, dumpling mix, and various other seasonings
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE: An unpleasant surprise left behind in a gas station bathroom.

YUM-O!

(Thanks for the tip, Anya!)



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  1. avatar CherryRose
    August 1st, 2009

    THAT is one of the most disgusting meals that I have ever seen! Talk about shit on a dish…YUCKO!

  2. avatar Katie
    August 1st, 2009

    Gah! And right as I sit down to enjoy my yummy breakfast. Barf.

  3. avatar DesignerJeans
    August 1st, 2009

    It’s like they fired their food stylist and replaced him with “chuck” the intern with the phone camera!

  4. avatar rushnhoney
    August 1st, 2009

    Seasongs?

  5. avatar dachshundcrazy
    August 1st, 2009

    They look like some nasty grubs you’d pick up in a swamp or something…

  6. avatar Byrdie
    August 1st, 2009

    That’s just WRONG!

    Seasongs? Is that sea songs? Songs of the sea? A siren’s song? Swan song? Hey, do I hear the fat lady singing?? Is RayRay finally going AwayWay?

  7. avatar Jun
    August 1st, 2009

    Seriously, that’s what chicken roulade looks like on the way out.

  8. avatar Kittykitty
    August 1st, 2009

    Honest-to-God, this looks exactly like what our family dog did in PetSmart after we gave her leftover Japanese food.

  9. avatar Princess Crazypants
    August 1st, 2009

    LOL @ Jun!

  10. avatar Marty
    August 1st, 2009

    Thanks for explaining what this is (or is supposed to be). I looked at that pic and had no idea what I was looking at. There are no recognizable food ingredients there. This dish looks like sea creatures plucked from the bottom of the sea.

  11. avatar Katie
    August 1st, 2009

    What is that side? Raw calf fries?

  12. avatar UGH
    August 1st, 2009

    Ray-Ray is ALWAYS saying “You eat with your eyes”.

    I think she needs a pair of glasses!!
    YUCK-O is right!!

  13. avatar Mike In Detroit
    August 1st, 2009

    You need to review the original Iron Chef episodes from Japan for disgusting looking dishes. Now there was some nasty looking shit.

    Rachael Rouladens look like sea cucumbers slathered in Chinese miracle powder, cornstarch.

  14. August 1st, 2009

    Pix like this does make one wonder WTF the food stylists were thinking. And the photographer?!? Lordy!

  15. avatar Sandy
    August 1st, 2009

    I wouldn’t feed that to my pig.

  16. avatar Auntie
    August 1st, 2009

    The food stylists on her show are awful…everything always looks drenched in oil. Looks like slugs.

  17. avatar Tatiana
    August 1st, 2009

    That’s the biggest problem I have with RR’s recipes – they always end up looking like the slop served in a boarding house.

  18. avatar WalterSobchak
    August 1st, 2009

    Does John like these?

  19. avatar DenisDuckFat
    August 1st, 2009

    That one’s definitely a video capture. And from the looks of it, they’re using the ca. 1977 Ikegami field cams we used in high school tv class.

  20. avatar Kevin
  21. avatar leah
    August 2nd, 2009

    EWWWWWW!!!!

  22. avatar Lexi
    August 2nd, 2009

    Bleh! I’ve been lurking this site for a while and I just had to post on this one. What the hell are those things! They look like mini worms from the new King Kong movie, what the heck.

    This is wrong on sooooo many levels!

  23. avatar Princess Crazypants
    August 2nd, 2009

    BTW I just love the little photo of RR up in the corner smiling away at this putrid dish. Yum-o!

  24. avatar The Rationalist
    August 2nd, 2009

    UGH….Miss Ray is on QVC right now…she is everywhere.

  25. avatar Molly's Mom
    August 2nd, 2009

    Um, they seriously look like duck poop! I only know this because when I visit my friend, I have to really watch my step!

  26. avatar Kim
    August 3rd, 2009

    Hey did anyone notice Rachael’s voice on QVC, yesterday? It sounded flawless. Good for her in getting the surgery. It was nice to hear a smooth sounding voice again from Ms Ray!

  27. August 4th, 2009

    Rachel Ray is everywhere…I just saw her come through my living room. There is no escape.

  28. avatar Denise Green
    August 7th, 2009

    I never liked her show. The girl cannot cook and she is entirely too happy for words. YUMMY!

  29. avatar CookieMonster
    August 9th, 2009

    This and the Sweet Sue canned chicken are making me really nervous. This shit looks like shit and God, i hate her voice. I hope one day she’ll be mute.

  30. avatar Timo
    August 9th, 2009

    This pic looks like cooked anus. Yet another reason to hate RR!

  31. October 24th, 2009

    [...] Let’s just hope she doesn’t try to serve these poor kids her Rouladen… [...]

  32. avatar Starved
    November 27th, 2009

    The stuff behind the shit looks kinda like cotton balls. An excellent side dish if you ask me.

  33. avatar Joo
    December 6th, 2009

    Wtf??? That’s some nasty looking shit!

  34. avatar frnak
    January 7th, 2010

    Rouladen is German. German food is supposed to look like bowel movements because the entire nation has a shit fetish.

  35. avatar nik
    February 4th, 2010

    ok one one else seamed to say it so i will…those look like uncircumcised penises

  36. avatar Genericvox
    March 16th, 2010

    Turd rolls ala king? Shit surprise, served next to a bed of moist towelettes?

    No amount of nutmeg sprinkled atop this dinner disaster is going to have me asking “hmm, what’s in that?”

    I don’t want to know.

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