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Most Disgusting Looking Food Ever: Rachael Ray’s Rouladen
Published on: August 1, 2009 – 9:25 am by Jillian Madison 
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Yesterday, we posted the 5 most unappetizing recipes on Food Network’s website. We failed to mention Rachael Ray’s Rouladen, which is undoubtedly one of the most hideous, most unappetizing dishes you will ever see in your life:
WHAT IT IS: beef, bacon, dumpling mix, and various other seasonings
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE: An unpleasant surprise left behind in a gas station bathroom.
YUM-O!
(Thanks for the tip, Anya!)
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THAT is one of the most disgusting meals that I have ever seen! Talk about shit on a dish…YUCKO!
Gah! And right as I sit down to enjoy my yummy breakfast. Barf.
It’s like they fired their food stylist and replaced him with “chuck” the intern with the phone camera!
Seasongs?
They look like some nasty grubs you’d pick up in a swamp or something…
That’s just WRONG!
Seasongs? Is that sea songs? Songs of the sea? A siren’s song? Swan song? Hey, do I hear the fat lady singing?? Is RayRay finally going AwayWay?
Seriously, that’s what chicken roulade looks like on the way out.
Honest-to-God, this looks exactly like what our family dog did in PetSmart after we gave her leftover Japanese food.
LOL @ Jun!
Thanks for explaining what this is (or is supposed to be). I looked at that pic and had no idea what I was looking at. There are no recognizable food ingredients there. This dish looks like sea creatures plucked from the bottom of the sea.
What is that side? Raw calf fries?
Ray-Ray is ALWAYS saying “You eat with your eyes”.
I think she needs a pair of glasses!!
YUCK-O is right!!
You need to review the original Iron Chef episodes from Japan for disgusting looking dishes. Now there was some nasty looking shit.
Rachael Rouladens look like sea cucumbers slathered in Chinese miracle powder, cornstarch.
Pix like this does make one wonder WTF the food stylists were thinking. And the photographer?!? Lordy!
I wouldn’t feed that to my pig.
The food stylists on her show are awful…everything always looks drenched in oil. Looks like slugs.
That’s the biggest problem I have with RR’s recipes – they always end up looking like the slop served in a boarding house.
Does John like these?
That one’s definitely a video capture. And from the looks of it, they’re using the ca. 1977 Ikegami field cams we used in high school tv class.
BARF-O!
EWWWWWW!!!!
Bleh! I’ve been lurking this site for a while and I just had to post on this one. What the hell are those things! They look like mini worms from the new King Kong movie, what the heck.
This is wrong on sooooo many levels!
BTW I just love the little photo of RR up in the corner smiling away at this putrid dish. Yum-o!
UGH….Miss Ray is on QVC right now…she is everywhere.
Um, they seriously look like duck poop! I only know this because when I visit my friend, I have to really watch my step!
Hey did anyone notice Rachael’s voice on QVC, yesterday? It sounded flawless. Good for her in getting the surgery. It was nice to hear a smooth sounding voice again from Ms Ray!
Rachel Ray is everywhere…I just saw her come through my living room. There is no escape.
I never liked her show. The girl cannot cook and she is entirely too happy for words. YUMMY!
This and the Sweet Sue canned chicken are making me really nervous. This shit looks like shit and God, i hate her voice. I hope one day she’ll be mute.
This pic looks like cooked anus. Yet another reason to hate RR!
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The stuff behind the shit looks kinda like cotton balls. An excellent side dish if you ask me.
Wtf??? That’s some nasty looking shit!
Rouladen is German. German food is supposed to look like bowel movements because the entire nation has a shit fetish.
ok one one else seamed to say it so i will…those look like uncircumcised penises
Turd rolls ala king? Shit surprise, served next to a bed of moist towelettes?
No amount of nutmeg sprinkled atop this dinner disaster is going to have me asking “hmm, what’s in that?”
I don’t want to know.
Believe me it tastes just as bad as it looks. served with spaetzle (the looks like tape worms) It is the mosr gross meal I have ever eaten. I regutgitated ten minutes after the meal(thank goodness)
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Looks like a poo cake from Cakewrecks!