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I was going to wait until the holiday season to post this, but what the heck. If Costco is already selling Thanksgiving tablecloths and Christmas trees, this’ll be just fine.
FNH reader and commenter CherryRose thought it would be funny to parody Sandra Lee by rewriting the words of the classic Christmas song “Must Be Santa.” Here’s the video – just sing along with CherryRose’s lyrics below. Proceed with caution – it will be in your head for at least 3 days.
“Must Be Sandra”
Who drinks cocktails day and night?
Sandra drinks cocktails day and night.
Whose tablescapes are such a fright?
Sandra’s tablescapes are such a fright.
Day and night
Such a fright
Must be Sandra
Must be Sandra
Must be Sandra, Sandra Lee.
Who makes “russipes” that we dread?
Sandra makes “russipes” that we dread.
Who acts like she’s not well-bred?
Sandra acts like she’s not well-bred.
Day and night
Such a fright
That we dread
Not well-bred
Must be Sandra
Must be Sandra
Must be Sandra, Sandra Lee.
Who has a show called “Semi-Ho…”?
Sandra has a show called “Semi-Ho…”
Who makes “Money-Saving Meals” that blow?
Sandra makes “Money-Saving Meals” that blow.
Day and night
Such a fright
That we dread
Not well-bred
Semi-Ho
Meals that blow.
Must be Sandra
Must be Sandra
Must be Sandra, Sandra Lee.
Who’s much worse than Bobby Flay?
Sandra’s much worse than Bobby Flay.
Who drinks cocktails night and day?
Sandra drinks cocktails night and day.
Day and night
Such a fright
That we dread
Not well-bred
Semi-Ho
Meals that blow
Bobby Flay
Night and day
Must be Sandra
Must be Sandra
Must be Sandra, Sandra Lee
Lager, ‘hopper, ‘rita, Shooter
Spritzer, ‘driver, ‘tini, Stinger.
Lager, ‘hopper, ‘rita, Shooter
Spritzer, ‘driver, ‘tini, Stinger.
Day and night
Such a fright
That we dread
Not well-bred
Semi-Ho
Meals that blow
Bobby Flay
Night and day
Must be Sandra
Must be Sandra
Must be Sandra, Sandra Lee.
Must be Sandra
Must be Sandra
Must be Sandra, Sandra Lee.
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31 Responses
I actually did sing along….
I think I’ll sing it this Christmas. It’ll be hot.
Haha, I love this! I started belting this out just now in my dorm room (I forgot my door was open) and I now have a congregation of about 15 people outside who understand this! To quote my RA…”you got that b*tch NAILED!” Thanks to CherryRose from all of us!
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant. Cherry Rose, you’re a peach!
Cherry Rose you are a genius!! Did anyone notice that the lyrics form a tree shape? Thank you so much.
CherryRose = pure genius.
Definitely a priceless gem of an article that made my day!
@judith: you are much too observant ahaha
Very clever, CherryRose!
Aw, shucks, folks! I’m speechless…well, almost ;)
@Jillian: I am truly honored that you’ve posted my silly Sandra song on FNH. Many thanks!
Cocktails, anyone? :))
While I personally hate the way holidays are advertised and promoted far too early every year, I still enjoyed this. Nice job, CherryRose! xD
@CherryRose
Awesome! (and I want to get my drink on early so Mission Accomplished! :)
@Freezezzy
Yes. Me too. Big pet peeve of mine. The only thing worse is how people measure the Christmas buying season as an indicator of the economy, as if we don’t buy each other a bunch of crap the economy will tank.
A better indicator would be if hardware and craft stores saw increased sales from one another MAKING gifts from the heart to give one another.
Well that and a good Whisky sales, that’s a little tough to make so we can buy that!
Another brilliant parody song by CR, I’m sure she’s got a few more up her sleeve.
BRAVO!
Great job!
Did we all discuss Martha Stewart with her vodka obsession that she put it in every recipe possible when she still had the Martha Stewart Living show? I know I did! Although I did still watched the show. Hmmmm…
Perhaps Sandra Lee is emulating Martha??
That’s funny! Good job, CR.
“Did anyone notice that the lyrics form a tree shape?”
@Judith: Good catch! There are several forms of poetry that have a “tree” form (i.e. Haiku, Cinquain).
So much for the English class.
We’re here to have fun!
Cocktail, anyone?
BRAVO, BRAVO!!!
This is the first song that I have enjoyed having stuck in my head.
She’ll have time to learn it before caroling season.
Singin’ slippin’ slidin’ sippin’ her eggnog-a-tini.
B R I L L A N T C H E E R Y R O S E ! !
@ CherryRose: Keep ‘em coming! I’ll definitely be singing this one next season!
That was awesome. I sang along and you’re right, I expect the song will not be leaving me for quite some time. Great song Cherry Rose!
How easy is that?
CherryRose
AWESOME work! I bow to you, oh queen of Sandra Lee lyrics!
Dearest FNH Friends,
Thanks so much for your nice comments about my Sandra Lee song. Can I tell you that it’s “cocktail time”, and I would like to offer this exclusive beverage menu this evening. My Sandra Lee-themed drinks:
Drunkdriver
Bullsheeto
Barhopper
Barfarita
Slutini
DitzerSpritzer (made with money-saving bubbly)
Semi-Lite Lager is available on tap.
Cheers!
CherryRose
I’d like the russipes for these bivrages, hick!
I’ll have a dry slutini, please. Shaken, not stirred.
Another thing I’d love as an immigrant to this wonderful country of freedom and Hash for Clunkers is a poll on what you as fellow immigrants so far have hated the most on FN…
Sadly… Alton really killed my buzz with the Swedish meatballs, in school we’d refer to those as Mamma Scans (A meat and frozen products company) rubberballs with slime sauce.
Another pet-peeve for me having lived in Italy (Around lago di garda) is how americans bastardize tomato sauce and whatever and call it italian / put it on soggy dough and add processed meat, it is pizza.
Someone should sing this during cock-tail time!
Brilliant!! Too, too funny. My kids make fun of me because I sing xmas songs all year long, changing the words to include chores they need to do or things I’m making in the kitchen. But mostly my songs are about the dog. :) I can’t wait to sing this one to them!!
just saw the family fiesta episode. Has anyone ever seen “Drop Dead Gorgeous?” Pinatas and lit candles. Enough said.
OMG!!!
I used to sing to that Mitch Miller song as a small child!!
You made my day…I also tend to make new lyrics for songs. got that habit from Mad Magazine in the 60′s.
But I have to admit, when I read Kenneth’s comment, “How easy is that?”…I about choked!!!
I hate BOTH those bitches!
Kudos to all!!!
I know it’s Columbus Day, but I’m bumping this up because Macy’s already has their holiday tree trim shop featured along with a lot of other Christmas merchandise. Hallmark stores trotted out their annual ornament collection in July, and Costco brought out the holiday stuff around Labor Day. I’m seeing Christmas commercials daily or hearing them on the radio. I’m baking cookies today that made me think of the baking that I do for the holidays. Enjoy!
would bang her
This rocks my world in the best worst kinda way !