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My First Alphabet Book by Giada De Laurentiis: The Letter O
Posted on August 10th 2009 by Jillian Madison

    29 Responses

  1. Stall says:

    REEEEH-COOOOOHH-TAAAAAAH

  2. Jun says:

    MOZZARELLAHHH !!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Greg says:

    SPAHH GITTT EHHHH!

  4. Micah says:

    BISCH COTEEE EHHHHHH

  5. CherryRose says:

    Sometimes you will see two OOs standing side-by-side like in Boo! Or zoo. Or Boom! You can hear the sound of two OOs together when the camera zOOms in on my bOObs!

  6. Matt says:

    PARR MEEE JAHHHH NOOOH!

  7. Tatiana says:

    Reeee-gaaahhh-toooooohhhhhhh-ni!

  8. Kenneth says:

    BROOOOOOO-SHET-AH!

  9. Alex says:

    MARRRRRRS CAAAAPPOOOOOOOOOOO NEEEEEEEEEE

  10. vegfoodie says:

    LEEE MOHHN CHELL OOOOH!

  11. Matt says:

    NOOT ELL LUH!
    PAN CHEET AH!
    BROO SKEET AH!

  12. Barney says:

    I’d like to see a show named “Iron Chooch”, where Giada and Mario compete to see who can be more pretentious, by over-enunciating certain Italian words.

  13. Gregg says:

    MOSSS-THHHAA-CHOOOOO-LLLI!

  14. Cat Chow says:

    gohrrr-gohn-ZOOOOOH-lah!

  15. Kenneth says:

    CHHHEEE – BAAAHT – AH!

  16. Jun says:

    I just watched Food Network Chefography– on itself! It was one of the most self-indulgent pieces of crap I’ve seen on the Food Network.

  17. Gary says:

    You missed the one of Tyler Florence just before it. :(

  18. Mike says:

    MAAHHHHHH-SCAHHHHR-POOOOOOOONY!!

  19. Mike says:

    MAAHHH-SCAHHR-POOOOONY

  20. Mark says:

    FOOH-KAAAH-CHAAA!

  21. Jaded says:

    Giada is booooring and has the personality of a traffic cccooonnneee. When her stint at the Food Network ends she can get a job at Hoooooters.

  22. oh_come_on says:

    I laugh every time Giada puts on TWO oven mits to remove something from the oven. Usually one hand to open the oven door (does she think that’s hot?) and the other to remove her special treat. So why 2?

    Also, she’s so tiny the oven mits come up to her elbows. LOL!

  23. dartsy says:

    Maybe she speaks that way because her head is so big. She’s such a self-centered phony. Even her guest doesn’t enjoy her company. They just show up for the free food and a television appearance.

  24. Kenneth says:

    Oh_Come_On, I always put on two oven mitts. Even if it’s easily removed with one hand, I want the other one mitted in case I need to grab the food. Ever made a mistake and ended up with half of your lasagna on the inside of the oven door? I have.

  25. oh_come_on says:

    Kenneth, Completely agree with you, but I was referring to a small (lightweight) pan with 1/2 cup of toasted nuts.

    And yes, I have lost control of a pan of lasagne, a flimsy aluminum one for a church supper – it was such a mess.

    I think Giada’s 2 mitts are just a habit, don’t you?

  26. Kim H says:

    PRO SHU TO!

  27. stephie says:

    “E” is definitely my favorite.

  28. Gypsie Rose says:

    My husband and I make it a point to turn the channel as soon as this annoying hag’s show starts. If it weren’t for her speech impediment (I see it as that or being a huge retarded fool) the show would be watchable.

    As for Ham Fist aka Hammy aka Barefoot Contessa (I am not even going to try to spell that properly.) I do the same damn thing. The nasty broad is way to uppity and acts like her shit doesn’t stink. o.O

  29. Gypsie Rose says:

    SHHHEEET BURRGERR SAMMEECHES

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