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My First Alphabet Book by Giada De Laurentiis: The Letter O

Published on: August 10, 2009 – 3:13 pm by Jillian Madison Comment

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  1. Stall
    August 10th, 2009

    REEEEH-COOOOOHH-TAAAAAAH

  2. Jun
    August 10th, 2009

    MOZZARELLAHHH !!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Greg
    August 10th, 2009

    SPAHH GITTT EHHHH!

  4. Micah
    August 10th, 2009

    BISCH COTEEE EHHHHHH

  5. CherryRose
    August 10th, 2009

    Sometimes you will see two OOs standing side-by-side like in Boo! Or zoo. Or Boom! You can hear the sound of two OOs together when the camera zOOms in on my bOObs!

  6. Matt
    August 10th, 2009

    PARR MEEE JAHHHH NOOOH!

  7. Tatiana
    August 10th, 2009

    Reeee-gaaahhh-toooooohhhhhhh-ni!

  8. Kenneth
    August 10th, 2009

    BROOOOOOO-SHET-AH!

  9. Alex
    August 10th, 2009

    MARRRRRRS CAAAAPPOOOOOOOOOOO NEEEEEEEEEE

  10. vegfoodie
    August 10th, 2009

    LEEE MOHHN CHELL OOOOH!

  11. Matt
    August 10th, 2009

    NOOT ELL LUH!
    PAN CHEET AH!
    BROO SKEET AH!

  12. Barney
    August 10th, 2009

    I’d like to see a show named “Iron Chooch”, where Giada and Mario compete to see who can be more pretentious, by over-enunciating certain Italian words.

  13. Gregg
    August 10th, 2009

    MOSSS-THHHAA-CHOOOOO-LLLI!

  14. Cat Chow
    August 10th, 2009

    gohrrr-gohn-ZOOOOOH-lah!

  15. Kenneth
    August 10th, 2009

    CHHHEEE – BAAAHT – AH!

  16. Jun
    August 11th, 2009

    I just watched Food Network Chefography– on itself! It was one of the most self-indulgent pieces of crap I’ve seen on the Food Network.

  17. Gary
    August 11th, 2009

    You missed the one of Tyler Florence just before it. :(

  18. Mike
    August 11th, 2009

    MAAHHHHHH-SCAHHHHR-POOOOOOOONY!!

  19. Mike
    August 11th, 2009

    MAAHHH-SCAHHR-POOOOONY

  20. Mark
    August 11th, 2009

    FOOH-KAAAH-CHAAA!

  21. Jaded
    August 12th, 2009

    Giada is booooring and has the personality of a traffic cccooonnneee. When her stint at the Food Network ends she can get a job at Hoooooters.

  22. oh_come_on
    August 15th, 2009

    I laugh every time Giada puts on TWO oven mits to remove something from the oven. Usually one hand to open the oven door (does she think that’s hot?) and the other to remove her special treat. So why 2?

    Also, she’s so tiny the oven mits come up to her elbows. LOL!

  23. dartsy
    August 15th, 2009

    Maybe she speaks that way because her head is so big. She’s such a self-centered phony. Even her guest doesn’t enjoy her company. They just show up for the free food and a television appearance.

  24. Kenneth
    August 15th, 2009

    Oh_Come_On, I always put on two oven mitts. Even if it’s easily removed with one hand, I want the other one mitted in case I need to grab the food. Ever made a mistake and ended up with half of your lasagna on the inside of the oven door? I have.

  25. oh_come_on
    August 16th, 2009

    Kenneth, Completely agree with you, but I was referring to a small (lightweight) pan with 1/2 cup of toasted nuts.

    And yes, I have lost control of a pan of lasagne, a flimsy aluminum one for a church supper – it was such a mess.

    I think Giada’s 2 mitts are just a habit, don’t you?

  26. Kim H
    August 16th, 2009

    PRO SHU TO!

  27. stephie
    August 17th, 2009

    “E” is definitely my favorite.

  28. Gypsie Rose
    June 19th, 2010

    My husband and I make it a point to turn the channel as soon as this annoying hag’s show starts. If it weren’t for her speech impediment (I see it as that or being a huge retarded fool) the show would be watchable.

    As for Ham Fist aka Hammy aka Barefoot Contessa (I am not even going to try to spell that properly.) I do the same damn thing. The nasty broad is way to uppity and acts like her shit doesn’t stink. o.O

  29. Gypsie Rose
    June 19th, 2010

    SHHHEEET BURRGERR SAMMEECHES

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