Archives for "August, 2009"
McDonalds Has Websites Just For Blacks And Asians?!
I’M EXPLOITIN’ IT! “Like the unique African Baobab tree, which nourishes its community with its leaves and fruit, McDonald’s has branched out to the African-American community nourishing it with valuable programs and opportunities.” No, that corny text isn’t from the inside of a Hallmark card. It’s featured on 365Black, a McDonalds website that was built [...]
Top 10 Dumbest Guy Fieri Recipe Names
In honor of yesterday’s post about the Guy Fieri menu on eBay, we decided to put together this list of the Top 10 dumbest recipe names from his show, Guy’s Big Bite. 1. No Can Beato This Taquito I think I can-o, it’s called going to a real Mexican-o restaurant-o. 2. Mac-Daddi-Roni Salad Puh-leeez. (Insert [...]
Beer Calorie Wars: Now This Is Just Getting Ridiculous
In an effort to steal some of the market share away from MGD64, Anheuser-Busch recently launched a new product called SELECT 55 (which is basically just a fancy way of saying “it’s a yucky beer that has less calories than an apple.”) According to a Bud executive, “SELECT 55 is ideal for adults who want [...]
Ridiculous eBay Auction Alert: Johnny Garlic’s Menu
Sadly, this is not a joke. Someone on eBay is selling a mini-menu from Guy Fieri’s California restaurant, Johnny Garlic’s, for TEN DOLLARS (plus two dollars for shipping!) SAY WHAT? PT Barnum said “there’s a sucker born every minute.” Agreed, though you’d have to be a special kind of sucker to shell out $12 for [...]
FNH Review: What Would Brian Boitano Make
When I think of Brian Boitano, I don’t think of tasty libations or creative new recipes. I think of poofy shirts, embellished leotards, and toe loops. So, after catching today’s series premiere, it made sense that What Would Brian Boitano Make didn’t really turn out to be a show about cooking as much as a [...]
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THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.










