Archives for "August, 2009"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 22nd August 2009

Ask Aida: Where’s Noah Starr?

Has Noah’s star burned out? (Corny, yes, but it’s Saturday morning and that’s allowed.) The new season of Ask Aida premiered this morning, and “resident computer guru” Noah Starr was nowhere to be found. Aida didn’t acknowledge his absence and carried on like he was never even there to begin with. The show was, however, [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 20th August 2009

Alton Brown Celebrating 10 Years Of “Good Eats” With Live Shows

Calling all Good Eats fans! The svelte new Alton Brown is celebrating 10 years (and over 200 episodes) of Good Eats by hosting two live shows at Atlanta’s Cobb Energy Performing Arts Centre on August 29. There will be a Q&A session, archive video footage of some best-of-show moments, and a Good Eats musical interlude [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 20th August 2009

Guy Fieri Knuckle Sandwich Knives

Well, it was bound to happen. Guy Fieri went and created the tackiest knives known to man. The “Knuckle Sandwich” knives (what else would they be called) were developed in conjunction with Ergo Chef. They’re currently available for pre-order, and according to Guy, they rock “technically and aesthetically!” The Knuckle Sandwich 8″ Chef Knife w/ [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 19th August 2009

Five Haiku Review: Top Chef Las Vegas Premiere

One episode in And I already want to Burn that French guy’s scarf Spent the first hour Thinking Preeti was a dude Who couldn’t shuck clams DID YOU SEE JEN’S EARS? No, seriously, did you? That shit looked painful. This sexist moron Bashes women because he Has a tiny peen Competing brothers? That’s so gimmick-y [...]

Posted by FNH Staff on 19th August 2009

Food Network Takes On South Park

What Would Brian Boitano Make, the Food Network’s latest contender for “worst tv show concept ever”, premieres this Sunday. The show title is bastardized from the satirical song “What Would Brian Boitano Do” which appeared in the 1999 film South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut. In a nutshell, the show follows the antics of a [...]

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