Archives for "August, 2009"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 17th August 2009

Kitchen Stadium Chairman To Be On Dancing With The Stars

It was just announced that Mark Dacascos, “the Chairman” on Iron Chef America, will be a competitor on Dancing With The Stars this season. There’s really only one joke that can be made here, so allow us to be the first to make it: (Interested in who the other contestants are? Head over to Pophangover.)

Posted by Jillian Madison on 15th August 2009

Adam Richman: Man vs. Fleetwood Mac

I’m a huge Fleetwood Mac fan, so I recently ordered one of their concert DVDs from 1987, called Tango In The Night. My friends and I watched it tonight, and within the first five minutes, we were all pointing at the TV and screaming, “Sweet baby Jesus! What the hell is Adam Richman doing on [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 15th August 2009

Sandra Lee’s Semi-Homemade Wedding Cake

Oh man. This is just all sorts of nasty: . WHAT IT IS: Sandra Lee’s “No-Bake Love Cake” from a Semi-Homemade episode titled Wedding Bells WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE: Something I made out of Play-Doh and animal crackers when I was 5 Frankly, aside from Dustin Hoffman’s character in Rain Man, I don’t know one [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 14th August 2009

Paula Deen: “Exercise Kills, Y’all”

The queen of butter’s tryin’ to change her image, y’all! Paula (Ms. Deen if you’re nasty) released another new video on her website, and this one showcases her and her husband lifting weights and trying to (gasp) lose a few pounds. But oh, no. Paula did not go gently into that good night. She said, [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 12th August 2009

If The Food Network Chefs Were On Facebook (Part 3)

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