Archives for "August, 2009"

Posted by Jillian Madison on 12th August 2009

VIDEO: Bobby Flay Calls Horse Race

Over the weekend, Bobby Flay stepped in for NYRA Track Announcer Tom Durkin and called the 8th horse race at Saratoga Race Course. The verdict? He was pretty much AWFUL. The awkward silences, and Flay’s screaming, were painful to hear. At the end of the race, Durkin joked, “Thank you, Bobby, and thank goodness you [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 11th August 2009

Guy Fieri Lookalike On The Simpsons

FNH reader Riley just saw an episode of The Simpsons called “Take My Wife, Sleaze” and sent us an e-mail letting us know about a character’s uncanny resemblance to a Food Network star. At the beginning of the episode, while the Simpsons are watching TV together, a commercial for a 50′s diner called Greaser’s comes [...]

Posted by FNH Staff on 11th August 2009

What’s In Our Inbox: E-mails From FNH Readers (Part 4)

Here’s a collection of actual e-mails we’ve received from some “interesting” people over the past few weeks, along with our responses in red. We did not alter the emails in any way. The ignorance you’re about to read is real. The names have not been changed to protect the innocent… or the stupid. 1. Bernadette [...]

Posted by Jillian Madison on 10th August 2009

My First Alphabet Book by Giada De Laurentiis: The Letter O

Posted by Jillian Madison on 10th August 2009

Twitter Users Sick Of Tyler Florence – Are You?

FNH is abuzz with the news that Tyler Florence, everyone’s favorite egomaniacal chef, just sent out one of the most ridiculous Twitter message ever. One FNH reader named Christina said, “Now he’s telling people to follow him? How…modest.” We agree, Christina. First, there’s no such thing as Follow Monday (it’s Follow FRIDAY). Second, the only [...]

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