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Paula Deen: “Exercise Kills, Y’all”
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The queen of butter’s tryin’ to change her image, y’all! Paula (Ms. Deen if you’re nasty) released another new video on her website, and this one showcases her and her husband lifting weights and trying to (gasp) lose a few pounds.
But oh, no. Paula did not go gently into that good night. She said, “more than anything I hate exercise. Exercise kills, y’all, so listen to me. How many people have y’all heard about droppin’ dead during one of those long races? I don’t like it but I’m gonna do it for [my assistant] Brandon.”
Here’s some video footage. Look at Paula Deen getting all Tyra Banks-y on us, appearing on TV without her hair and make-up done!
We never thought we’d see her trading in her sticks of butter for 5-pound dumbbells, but you can’t knock someone for trying to get in shape. Good luck, Paula. And try to avoid those “long races,” k?
(Thanks to everyone who sent this in. If you can’t see the video, you can check it out here on Youtube)
Other posts on Food Network Humor:
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---Paula Deen: “I’m The Biggest I’ve Ever Been!”
---How Many People Does It Take To Make A Paula Deen Commercial?
---Paula Deen Meets Total Recall
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oh god at the end of the video, she looks like a ghost/skeleton…She’s right, exercise DOES kill :D
Man that is one brave trainer. He probably had to endure mega butter farts from both Pauler and Captain Jack.
It looks like the end is near for her uh ?
I had to turn it off when Mr. Gum Chewer came on. But, Paula is kind of adorable in this.
Haha, that was hilarious. Good for Paula and her Husband :)
On a side note, that trainer WAS hot! And Paula’s florescent teeth hurt my eyes at the end… man those are bright.
So are we supposed to think Bobby Deen is some up and coming mixed martial artist ? That fruitcake compete in the woman’s division.
Is this what 62-year-old Paula Deen really looks like without a wig and makeup? Geez! I’m nearly 60 and can’t imagine myself looking that old and unfit in two years. Must be all those gooey butter cakes she bakes :)
Paula looks great considering she’s eaten 8 sticks of butter a day for thirty years.
Amy, that’s exactly what I thought. Gads, back off on the tooth polish. Wow, does she do anything that doesn’t involve Sandy Claws and her gum snapping son? Not to mention having to be followed around with a camera. That solidifies my feeling that this group would do ANYTHING for publicity and a buck.
Well, it’s never too late to try to get in shape. I wish her luck – and less butter!
I feel bad for every man younger than her that she molests. I don’t know why it is always okay for her to run her fake tanned wrinkly hands all over guys. I saw the V Day episode where she made Mario Lopez look very uncomfortable, I felt uncomfortable just for him :/
Can’t believe I just watched that.
Why am I not surprised Bobby Deen’s into full-contact, male-on-male, pseudo-MMA in the ‘basement’ of an athletic club?
Speaking of girly men, whatever happened to Dan and Steve, the Hardly Boys?
Well, I give her credit for starting an exercise program at age 62 — makes me wonder if her doctor told her she had to or else…
But not to be completely nice, YIKES, she looked ragged at the very end. If it were me I don’t think I would have let that hit the airwaves!
Did you see the look on the trainer’s face when she was putting her fingers through his hair? He didn’t seem to like that very much. He looked kinda disgusted actually.
@Glock – I have seen the Hardy boys on a time or two over the summer, usually when I drink too much and I’m up past 4AM.
I’m taking bets that a line of Paula Deen fitness equipment is in production and is going to hit the market before the end of summer.
So no one besides me feels sorry for this poor Brandon schmuck who clearly is not amused by their use of him as a play toy??
I think the show was called “The Hearty Boys”. They actually made some great Party Food.
I’m with Paula! Exercise after age 60 is very tricky.
She made me feel embarassed when she ‘fondled’ her training coach. I don’t watch “Paula’s Party” show for the same reason. Paula needs to keep her Sex Ideas to Herself!
Exercise is important at All ages. I just don’t need to see the Video.
They did make some good party food, but I’m pretty sure they were Hardly Boys. [Sarcasm. Get it? No? Nevermind.]
I loved the fact that Paula’s hat said “BRAT” on the front, lol
I’m just glad her hat did not say “Butter” on the front.
She might just be serious about this getting healthy after all, of course the proof is in her cooking show.. will she start to cook more heart healthy and without all the butter?
Time will tell..
“I loved the fact that Paula’s hat said “BRAT” on the front, lol”
I laughed at Paula’s hat and thought of it as a Jacksonville “brat” ;)
Oops! I think it’s Johnsonville Brats. Sorry.
Yeah that trainer should have a gas mask on. Two fat old people eating rich aristocratic food,drinking and smoking, having not excercised in several decades embarking on a “fitness” plan, is going to produce some nauseous gases.
I hope he is being well paid.
After seeing that I feel that excise does not kill enough people.
@ Ryan
I suspect she cannot reach her end.
If I had a personal trainer who looked like that, I’d probably be more motivated to exercise my fat old ass away, too . . . ;)
PS Pauler – you’re lookin’ good !
My grandmother loved butter and ate it straight from the package and she lived to be 89. Course she did have like 3 heart attacks and a couple of strokes but then again she also had a weak heart from having scarlet fever in her teens.
“I suspect she cannot reach her end.”
If you mean reaching one of her arms around her girth to touch her backside, you’re probably correct.
Actually Paula doesn’t look THAT fat. She’s busty and heavy in the middle, but her thin lower half tells that she was thin in her day. The video was HILARIOUS, btw! The trainer was all kinds of hot, and so was Bobby.
I live on Wilmington Island, GA where this attention ho lives. She is a manufactured image, NOT REAL! It is a big put on. OMG, the stories I could tell you about this creature!
Bobby is gay, y’all.
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I think “assisstant” is Brandon’s title so he seems to have a reason for being there, we all know the real reason he’s with the family is because he her son’s boyfriend. Another from day one comment, from day one I have not liked how raunchy this grandmother aged women acts, I’ve never gotten through one of her show’s because after 2 minutes I was done with the sexual innuendos she makes.
Paula and her family are wonderful people. Why do people have to look for things to criticize. Their great spirit shines through it all – they’re real people. Jealousy makes people say small minded digs.
You go Paula – you are awesome. A wonderful person who has realized her dreams and probably more. Love you.