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Paula Deen’s New Smithfield Ham Commercial
Posted on August 9th 2009 by Jillian Madison

    21 Responses

  1. DerekLutz says:

    Is Ina aware that another FN host is apparently using hydrangeas?

  2. CherryRose says:

    The “Queen Victoria” version is even more ridiculous.

  3. Princess Crazypants says:

    Paula Deen once said in a magazine interview that she doesn’t actually eat all the stuff she makes. She said, “I’m not your doctor, I’m your chef!” Makes you want to stuff your face with HAM, eh?

  4. Byrdie says:

    All she’s interested in is stuffing her pockets with cash. She’s become such a big star that she has to move into a double-wide and those don’t come cheap. Pert near twenty five thousand dollars. WOOOWEEEE. SU-EEEE SU-EEEE…

  5. *Di* says:

    @DerekLutz – That was my 1st thought.
    Ina’s probably already sent out some of da boyz from Long Island to have a little talk with Pauler.

  6. CherryRose says:

    There’s another Smithfield commercial w/Paula that has voiceover out of alignment with video. Paula looks like she’s wearing dentures that are loose or don’t fit her mouth.

  7. Lana says:

    Kinda off topic but … “all y’all.” I live in the north; you don’t hear that expression very often around here. I love it! There’s just no proper English substitute for all y’all.

  8. Amy says:

    @ Princess

    but in her Kathy Griffith special she assured the audience that she “swallows” the food, while many TV cooks don’t. There’s a link to it on this site I believe.

    Either way, Paula is a funny woman… but does have a certain creepy vibe about her.

  9. *Di* says:

    @Amy -
    Are you sure Paula was talking about food ;)

  10. Cat Chow says:

    those chompers!! my eyes!

  11. Dan says:

    I cant help it. I love her. I want to be the next Deen boy and if I gotta knock off that older one to do it I’m game.

  12. Memoria says:

    This post was FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!!

  13. Lscanlon says:

    Yew want ta see some hams, y’all? Well wait just a minnit while I bend over and hoist up my skirt. You’ll see some hams you won’t believe!

  14. Klaus says:

    Dan, just marry Bobby Deen in Vermont, and then you’re in. Pauler will make you a nice white trash reception with all the fixin’s all y’all. I hope you like mayo, cream cheese and butter.

  15. John says:

    Watch the commercial another time, and you’ll hear that she mispronounces the brand name. It’s Smithfield and she’s saying Smithville!

  16. Ferd says:

    If I were an alky, I’d marry a Deen boy. All they do is run to the store for mama and bring back beer.

  17. Ann says:

    Why is everyone picking on Paula Deen? I think she’s great and I resent the comment about white trash. She seems a long way from white trash. If you yankees don’t like it, turn the channel and cook some of your northern cooking.

  18. Linda says:

    I think it is in poor taste. First of all it is grammatically incorrect, leaving out a “to” in the second paragraph and as far as “fat asses” . . . now come on Paula . . . I hope you are adding yourself in on this statement. The writers did a very poor job and maybe you need to think about new writers; afterall, you’re in the big league now. Oh yea, and the part about mama needs a new house, how many more do you want? Please don’t let the big time go to your head. I really liked you at one time but I think you’re pushing the button!!!!!!!!1

  19. Neo says:

    Linda, it’s a fucking parody you idiot!

  20. Sarah says:

    Linda is one of those morons who think this is the Food Network site and Pauler actually will read her post.

    Where have all the intellectuals gone ?

  21. The stupidity of the general public never ceases to amaze me.

    I think Linda needs “the Jillian Treatment”.

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