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Rachael Ray: The World’s Least Competent Ball Girl
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Don’t quit your day job, Ray Ray.
Andy Roddick and Rachael Ray were both guests on Late Night with David Letterman last week. When Dave and Andy went outside to play an impromptu game of tennis, Ray Ray tagged along… as the ball girl. Clad in a skin tight khaki skirt that retarded her movement, un-athletic Rachael clumsily waddled after the stray balls with all the grace of a golden retriever with an inner ear imbalance. It was… hilarious.
Here’s the video. The Ray-Ray action starts at about 35 seconds in.
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17 Responses
Anybody else think that still of her is absolutely terrifying? :-D
“a golden retriever with an inner ear imbalance” : HAAAAAHAHAHA! Also, whilst I agree with the use of the word “retarded” I maybe would have used it in another context.
Thank you for posting this! It was so funny the way that Dave and Andy got featured there so prominently, while Rachael was just there almost as an afterthought.
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I didn’t see the show itself, actually. Did they have some kind of skit for her, too, or was the tennis game it?
so dumm-o is a clumsy dork? go figure.
Why is RayRay ducking like she’s getting ready to board a helicopter, or is that typical of ball chasers. Either way she looks ridiculous. Does she really think they are going to keep playing while she runs after the ball? Stuuuuupid! And I thought tennis skirts were supposed to be short – guess we got lucky and didn’t have to see ole thunder thighs. (Although Jillian, you would have gone to town with that!) Love the bit where Dave gets hit, that asshat needs a good smack every now and then.
In the Cook’s Country Magazine (by the America’s Test Kitchen group) they have an Equipment Review of dish towels and one of them is RR’s Moppine—it’s marked as Not Recommended!!! In fact it’s right down there with Shamwow!!
Rachel Ray off-leash again…Where is the Animal Control Department when you need them?
Rachael Ray, please quit your day job too. Pretty please? Just go away already.
SPEAKING OF RAY RAY…SHE TIRES ME OUT WHEN SHE TALKS, SOUNDS LIKE SHE IS OUT OF BREATH… I USE TO WATCH HER BUT NOW WHEN I SEE THAT SHE IS COMING ON…OFF GOES THE T.V. I CANNOT STAND HER SUPERFICIAL LAUGH AND HER DUMBASS WAYS..
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
“Why is RayRay ducking like she’s getting ready to board a helicopter, or is that typical of ball chasers.”
Ball boys/girls are required to move quickly and unobtrusively – at net level or below – to retrieve tennis balls without interfering with the match. I think RR did alright.
I did see her interview with Dave and it sounds like the throat surgery was successfull. She sounds a lot less raspy. She described how they went in there and scooped out the cyst and Dave asked “like with a melon baller or something”. I’m not a fan of hers at all, but it was painful to listen to her talk before, so it’s a big improvement.
HAH! I saw this..I watched the whole thing. I was laughing my ass off. I love Letterman, but I was like this is Andy’s time..why is Rachael running around the court like a retard?? She just HAD TO be a part of it.
So funny, so funny…
“a golden retriever with an inner ear imbalance”
She hasn’t been eating her Nutrish!
Then she most likely would be dead…
Somebody wants someone to “club dat shit” or someone “loves that shit” at 1:37.
I didn’t think her skirt was too tight…*mentally second-guesses her own wardrobe*
Although I clicked on the vid to see a clumsy Rachel and laugh at her to make myself feel better…those fleeting shots of Andy Roddick’s belly kept me drooli- er!! watching until the end.
HOW ABOUT “COOKING FOR REAL”? SHE MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT.
HER MOUTH NEVER SHUTS UP AND SHE IS ANOTHER FAT ASS I WOULD LIKE TO SEE ELIMINATED OFF THE EARTH…HOW DO SUCH DUMBASS’S GET ON T.V? I JUST FOUND OUT THAT GUY AND ANN ARE TWINS……..LESBIANS OR QUEERS OR WHATEVER…THEY BOTH SUCK.
I AM LAUGHING MY &&^%^ OFF READING WHAT YOU GUYS ARE SAYING.
KEEP IT UP