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Robin Miller’s To-Do List
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The intro to Quick Fix Meals showcases Robin Miller’s to-do list. Thanks to the magic of technology, we were able to snag this up-close photo that more clearly shows what chores Robin has to tackle when the cameras finally stop rolling:
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This is one of my least favorite shows on FN, seriously. Who the hell wants to eat the SAME FREAKING PORK ROAST three times a week just ‘fixed up’ different ways? Die, Robin.
Ooh! I was waiting for you guys to do a bit on this woman. You hit all the major points, including her eyes which completely freak me out. I don’t want to eat chicken 5 times a week, dear Robin. No matter what seasonings you put on it, chicken is still chicken.
Hate.
There is somethin’ unfortunate going on with her right eye. It freaks my wife out.
It’s the crazy slow cooker lady!!!!!!! Run for your lives.
She seems like a nice enough lady, but eh. Her concept isn’t for me. I caught one of her shows a few months ago, and that was enough for me.
Here’s on for the list:
Make a recipe for an entree that doesn’t use chicken or feature a crock pot.
Sandra Lee (less, the alcohol) + Robin Miller = Melissa D’Arabian
There must be some time in her schedule for Robin to clean that rock she wears on her left hand.
Robin Miller has the largest eyes that I have ever seen! Really difficult to watch her for more than a few minutes.
I wonder if it’s their size so much as they’re REALLY far apart!
I think that her only meal for the day is the bites of food she takes on the show. She is freaky to watch.
@ Sandra, nah she doesn’t eat at all. Those “bites” she has? Have you ever seen her swallow them? Whenever I watched the show, they would always cut right when she would’ve swallowed the food. She’s bulimic, fo sho.
Wow I totally forgot about this has-been!
Is her show even on any more? I see on their site, she is there and there are episodes but who knows if they are new?
I’d be amazed if they still kept her and are doing new shows.
It did not seem like she had a sugar daddy husband like Aunt Sandy.
her to-do list should include murdering Melissa D’Arabian seeing as she is encroaching on Robin’s turf
I kinda like this bitch. She has no personality but she makes me want to eat her nasty food, even though it’s only a step or two better looking than Rayray’s.
I honestly think Melissa is the new Robin Miller. They both have the same soulless eyes. :D
“..I honestly think Melissa is the new Robin Miller. They both have the same soulless eyes..”
I agree and posted same a while ago. I have never watched “Quick Fix Meals” from beginning to end because I can take only a few minutes of Robin’s bug-eyes and droning voice. Robin’s schtick is nothing more than a how-to for leftovers while making viewers think that they couldn’t have thought of this on their own.
If FN feels the need for an attractive, bubbly, cheerleader-type-soccer-mom who can cook, Melissa’s their gal.
Ummm…”attractive”? I like Robin better than Melissa, who tries waaay too hard to have that bubbly personality.
And I love the “call Suzie, brag about sex w/ gardener.” It made me laugh so hard.
I hate the “recipe” where she makes cookies w/ store bought dough and adds pistachios some other junk, and later slathers on melted white chocolate. She cut the dough log right after rolling, so it was all warm and she could barely get a decent slice onto her cooking sheet. I guess mommy-on-the-go doesn’t have time to chill that dough for an hour while she shops online at J.Jill. Great method there, lady.
Also, the theme song for her show?? “It’s crazy but I love it… I love this crazy liiiiffffeeee.” Jeeezus.
I actually tried that recipe because I was in a time crunch, and it was really good despite the store-bought dough factor. I love to cook homemade dishes for friends, and having that reputation made them think I had made the cookies from scratch…That is eerily semi-homemade of me to say such a thing.
That theme song is ATROCIOUS. Sounds like an SNL parody.
It wasn’t there in early episodes, which had a very simple, Wisconsin Public TV kind of feel that was strangely comforting. I was a (mild) fan of Robin’s show.
Then TPTB “spruced it up” and it got worse, as always. Lot more perky closeups of Robin and her weird eyes (which didn’t bug me at first); stupid theme song; and the whole show started to be filmed through some kind of heavy-filter lens that made it look like a fever dream or Vaseline-hazed porno.
Whateva.
I’d never seen the show so I watched it today. My comment: BOOOORRRIIINNGGGGGG. Is it a flounder that has it’s eyes located one on each side of it’s head? That’s all I could think of while I watched about 15 minutes (I couldn’t take any more than that). I kept thinking “is it a flounder? I gotta look that up…” Waste of time.
“…Is it a flounder that has it’s eyes located one on each side of it’s head?…”
Walleye – from the Great Lakes.
Speaking of boring shows, does anybody like those Marc Summers shows where they show how food comes from farms/factories/whatever? They bore the piss out me.
Since you mentioned Marc Summers, does he not look like at least one of your grandmas? Put a grammy wig on him and he could pass for either of mine. Although both were better looking by far. And much smarter.
OK, peeps. I subjected myself to the full 30-minute drone of bug-eyed Robin. Pantry meals. Boring. Either one of the main dishes and the dessert could easily have been the type of $10 Dinners that we’re likely to see from Ms. Melissa.
Also saw the $10 Dinners promo for the first time and RR hawking her bakeware line. WTF? I thought Ratched didn’t bake – except for the burned bread, of course.
I think that right eye is made of glass! It doesn’t move in a natural way and its far too shiny to be anything but artificial! BTW: Had fish again tonite; my men folk were ready t make me look bug eyed after I told them what we were having for dinner. I promised enchiladas tomorrow night: but not CHICKEN enchiladas!! Ta!
i honestly hate you, you r the skidmark of the underpants of food network. Everything you make has already been made such as precooked chicken roasters, store boat hot fudge, and whipped cream. i mean come on its whipped cream, sugar and cream. an altistic kid could figure that out you retard….
whenever she tastes her food, her facial expressions are always the same. The fact that these expressions seem put-on makes me doubt the food is really that good.