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Sandra Lee Tells Anthony Bourdain To “Have Cocktail And Lighten Up”
Published on: August 10, 2009 – 10:05 am by Jillian Madison 
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Brief update: A few weeks ago, Anthony Bourdain blogged about his run-in with Sandra Lee at a movie premiere. He said he was “sideswiped by pure evil” and likened her to Jaws.
Today, Sandra Lee hit back in an interview with OK Magazine. When asked which celebrity she would like to have over for dinner, she replied:
Anthony Bourdain, because I’d like to tell him that he needs to have a cocktail. He needs to have a cocktail and lighten up.
And what would she cook him for dinner?
I would cook him a yummy, mommy comfort food meal, like something with meat and mashed potatoes in it. It’s good comfort food. We all need good comforting.
Can these two just get a room already?!
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OMG! Ant-nee better run and hide. Seems in the same blurb, Rayray wants to have dinner with him too. He’s gonna need more than a cocktail to get through this…
Dear Sandra Lee,
Fuck off.
You don’t get to talk to him about food. EVER.
Read that last sentence again. EVER.
Signed,
Designer Jeans.
Sandra Lee wants to get him drunk and serve him cafeteria food! Run, Tony, Run!
Just like Aunt Sandy: her philosophy of life is to live through it in an alcoholic haze.
Oh, to be a fly on that wall.
Actually, I want to have a cocktail and be sitting at that table. Or at least spying from behind the drapes.
I think Bourdain would eat the warthog anus again than to drink a Aunt Sandy cocktail LOL
Anthony Bourdain dining with that Saccharin Satan?
Cue the best episode of No Reservations ever.
Sandy feeding Tony “mommy comfort food…” I don’t know whether to vomit or giggle uncontrollably in anticipatory angst.
“mommy comfort food”
Are breasts involved ?
I just saw an ad on this site for Bacon Salt. Exqueeze me? No fat, no calories, but makes everything taste like bacon? Awesome.
Bourdain’s heavy! That’s why we like him. Aunt Sandy, don’t even try to change a good thing. lol
I could just imagine Anthony curled up in a fetal position in a corner rocking back and forth after his “mommy comfort food” encounter with Aunt Sandy. Hey Jillian, how about an “If they mated” pic for these two?
I bet Aunt Sandy could drink him under the table. I’m pretty sure there is a lot of underlying sexual tension between these two.
So she’s going to feed him Spam en croute and a box of Betty Crocker Au Gratin potatoes where she just added more cheese?
Anthony B needs to shut the F**K up. He is a bitter, jealous man who needs to go away. Good for Sandy for speaking up to him and Rachael Ray should stop kissing his ass and KICK his ass!
With what, her spoonula?
@Jun
Bacon salt is the awesome. It tastes a bit like bacon bits but it makes incredible tomato sandwiches. I’d recommend the peppered bacon variety. It sounds weird but it’s kind of a fun, odd ball condiment to have on hand if for nothing other than the converstation value of it.
Kim
August 10th, 2009
Anthony B needs to shut the F**K up. He is a bitter, jealous man who needs to go away. Good for Sandy for speaking up to him and Rachael Ray should stop kissing his ass and KICK his ass!
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Funny post……..AB JEALOUS of Sczhio Sandy Lee…….get real darlin’
&Kim
Jealous how? He has a popular show of his own that has Emmy nominations to brag about, and he has 28 years of chef experience, which she can’t even step up to. That’s also probably why Rachael hasn’t gone on the attack. She knows that the two of them are completely different leagues.
@Dan. Sounds great. I’m going to pick it up just for the novelty of it.
Oh oh oh, Aunty Drunky shouldn’t play with fire. I can bet you Tony has friends in every strong mafia. Italian, Chinese, Gay–If he gave the word, Sandra won’t live to see another table-scape.
Like it needs to be reiterated, but I’m certain Bourdain, a classically trained chef, is jealous of Skanky, a weekend-course-at-LCB-dropout. Sure thing. Hee!!!
Tony better watch out or Sandy (hic) Lee might go 70% home-made on his ass!
LOL!
Last night I had a nightmare which fearured Sandra Lee and Rachael Ray as the villains. No morew FNH before bed! :P
Nice to see Aunt Sandy made light of the situation. Bourdain’s schtick is so old now.
I think that was actually classy and funny of Sandra Lee to say! I laughed so hard at that “get a room remark”. I totally agree with the underlying sexual tension between these two!
Actually, I have to take Sandra Lee’s side on this one as well. As CuisineBoy said, Tony Bourdain’s “Sandra Lee is the devil” schtick is so old. He’s still making jokes about her old-ass Kwanzaa cake, for Pete’s sake. I like you, Mr. Bourdain, but it’s time to change the damn record, dude.
Dang, I was going to make a joke about Sandy’s old-ass Kwanzaa cake, but nevermind.
Aunt Sandy wants to get Tony drunk? Wouldn’t he first have to sober up? I bet he secretly, deep down, really really likes her yummy yummy cocktail russipies.
How is she qualified to make “mommy comfort food”, let alone “yummy” food? Last time I checked, she was in no conceivable form even close to a mommy. So why’s she making “mommy” food? I guess “auntie food” just doesn’t sound the same.
The only “mommy comfort food” I can imagine Sandra Lee making is a cocktail time “russipe” involving SOUTHERN COMFORT… and maybe some lime juice.
SOdalicious!
Heheh…I can just see Sandra in her kitchen, prepping for Mr. Bourdain’s visit: Microwave buzzing, blender whirring away, Betty Crocker boxes piled up on the counter, while singing, “my grape vodka chocolate milkshake with sour cream and Bailey’s brings all the boys to the yard…”