10. I’m driving the bus to Flavor Town.
(Our response: BYE!!!!!)
9. I could put this on a flip-flop and it would taste good.
(QUOTE FAIL. If he made it, it probably doesn’t taste good on a plate, let alone on a flip-flop.)
8. This is bananas, and bananas is good.
(What, now he’s Gwen Stefani? As if. She had a baby and still has better abs!)
7. Do you have a garden hose? Something I can clean up with?
(…otherwise known as “weekly shower time” at the Fieri household.)
6. Holy-moly, Stromboli!
(Oh, I see what he’s doing there! It’s a RHYME! How clever, Trevor. WHATEVER!)
5. That’s a hot frisbee of fun.
(One can only hope he wasn’t referring to his penis.)
4. Holy clam, Batman!
(More like, “Holy unoriginal quote, Batman!”)
3. Dude, I’ve been stricken by chicken!
(That’s perfectly normal. Chickens are frightened by douchebags with mirrored sunglasses on the back of their heads, and often violently lash our against them as a result.)
2. I wanna be the ambassador to Chimichanga Flavor Town.
(We all want things we can’t have. For example, I want a Vespa scooter, and for Guy Fieri to move to Guam.)
And the most annoying Guy Fieri quote of all time:
1. The sauce is money!
(Otherwise known as the most tired, dated quote of all time. That bread is money! That sandwich is money! That lasagna is money! That cookie is money! Hang on a sec, the phone’s ringing. . . Guy, it’s for you. It’s Vince Vaughn. He wants his schtick from the 1996 movie Swingers back.)
(There are many more than 10 stupid Fieri quotes, believe us. Check out Guy’s WikiQuote for more.)
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