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Unusual Lollipops From Around The World
Published on: August 7, 2009 – 2:30 pm by Jillian Madison 
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(There are a few NSFW lollipop pictures of “anatomy” after the jump. If you have a nosy boss, check out the list when you get home!)
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THE CHANEL LOLLIPOP Designed by Italian photographer Massimo Gammacurta. Also available in Gucci, YSL and Louis Vuitton. Originated in Italy. |
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THE ANT LOLLIPOP Peppermint lollipop with Polyrachis Black Ants (which supposedly have a spicy peppery taste similar to chili peppers). Originated in China. |
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THE TEQUILA WORM LOLLIPOP Tequila flavored lollipop with a worm that was “specially bred for human consumption and reared on a special diet of cereals and fresh greens.” Originated in Mexico. |
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THE PEARL LOLLIPOP Made with sugar, vanilla, and actual ground up pearls. Said to be an aphrodisiac. Originated in Japan. |
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THE 24 KARAT GOLD LOLLIPOP Champagne flavored candy, with 24-karat gold flecks. The ultimate waste of money? Originated in Australia. |
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THE CHOCOLATE MILK LOLLIPOP Dehydrated chocolate milk, reconstituted into lollipop form. Originated in China. |
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THE BUTT LOLLIPOP Self explanatory, and available in lots of flavors. Originated in USA. |
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THE PENIS LOLLIPOP Who made the mold for this one, called the “Short n Stubby”? Our best guess: Guy Fieri. Originated in the USA. (via etsy) |
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THE BOOB LOLLIPOP I don’t know what the hell that looks like, but it sure doesn’t look like any breasts I’ve ever seen in my life, thankyouverymuch. Originated in the USA. |
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THE MAPLE BACON LOLLIPOP The flavor is called “man-bait” and it contains real smoky bacon bits and maple syrup. Originated in the USA. |
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THE LENIN LOLLIPOP It’s supposed to resemble Russian leader Vladimir Lenin. Cola flavored. Originated in the USA. |
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THE PELICAN LOLLIPOP A pelican? Really? I’m seeing leftover gore props from the set of True Blood. Originated in the USA. (via) |
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THE JALAPENO LOLLIPOP Really hot and spicy! There’s a small jalapeno pepper inside, too. Originated in Mexico. |
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THE DANIEL CRAIG LOLLY This one’s technically a popsicle, made by Del Monte. They were sold for a limited time, and were available in blueberry, pomegranate, and cranberry. Originated in England. (via Pophangover) |
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The boob-sicle reminded me of Katie Cavuto’s eyeballs.
I think I officially lost my appetite for suckers.
The boob lollipop looks like old lady boobs.
And, somebody should send a case of the penis ones to Guy Fieri’s wife. It would probably drive him crazy. :P
Hmmm… I wonder if this is what P.T. Barnum meant when he said that there was a sucker born every minute ;)
I don’t even care to find out the cost of the 24-karat gold lollipop.
LOL! I love how Craig’s hands terminate oh-so-daintily right near his…um…manbits. What do you think that popsicle’s doing?!?
That’s what I’ve been missing all my life … a Lenin Lollipop! Where do I buy one?!?
*giggling*
Why would someone make a butt-shaped lollipop? The “this tastes like ass” jokes write themselves.
Kevin – I can only hope the butt pop doesn’t come in Tossed Salad or Fudge flavours.
The breast one doesn’t look like “an old lady’s” — it’s not like as you get older gravity reverses and your breasts go shooting up to your chin. If anything, they’re just upside down. Or the result of a breast implant surgery gone horribly wrong (but watch Hollywood make it popular anyway.)
I just dumped a can of sardines into my blender. Someone needs to develop an Alton Brown lollipop. I’m thinking of designing it in the shape of Alton’s face mole, to distract people from the gross sardine flavor.
A worm bred for human consumption. Oh, so someone with a really gross appetite wanted to eat worms, but since regular worms found in your yard aren’t safe to eat, they took the time to breed one. All of the illnesses and diseases that need treatments and cures, but put that on the back burner so that a worm can be bred for human consumption. Where in the hell are people’s priorities?
I can see it now…a Paula Deen sucker w/ her pants half off…in BUTTER flavor of course. That woman will put her name on anything that will put $$$$ in her pocketbook. The possibilities are endless. She could start a “sucker of the month” club & each month have one of her family members likeness on a sucker.
I’m surprised she hasn’t had one of those hula dolls made in her likeness since she thinks she is so hot to trot.
@BamaCat – the “sucker of the month” would be the consumer her spent their bucks on her trash.
Yikes! That is “…the consumer that spent….”too much FN today. My brain is mush.
“Byrdie” of course the “sucker of the month” would refer to both the consumer AND the product. Don’t you just love double meanings. LOL
I’m with ya, BamaCat, I’m with ya!!
Lenin lollipop looks great — I think it’s make in China. Does anyone know who makes them?
Who could forget the Scorpion Lollypop found on Stupid.com?
Either you are your readers are very, very sheltered. Not five minutes away, there’s a store in the mall selling 8″ long rainbow-colored dickpops.
Or does nobody above the age of 16 wander into Spencer’s?