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VIDEO: Bobby Flay Calls Horse Race
Posted on August 12th 2009 by Jillian Madison

Over the weekend, Bobby Flay stepped in for NYRA Track Announcer Tom Durkin and called the 8th horse race at Saratoga Race Course. The verdict? He was pretty much AWFUL. The awkward silences, and Flay’s screaming, were painful to hear. At the end of the race, Durkin joked, “Thank you, Bobby, and thank goodness you know how to cook a soufflé.”

Perhaps one commenter named JamSid33 said it best: If that was a “race caller throwdown” with Tom Durkin, Bobby lost.

Nice effort, but stay in the kitchen, Bobby. Seriously.

(You can also watch the video at YouTube if you can’t see it here. Thanks for the tip, Russell!)



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    18 Responses

  1. CherryRose says:

    Don’t quit your day job, Bobby.

  2. April March says:

    What was he thinking when he decided to do this gig? These FN ‘celebrities’ really need to stay within their element!

  3. Tatiana says:

    I’m beginning to think Booby needs a therapist. He is such a black hole of narcissistic neediness that he will do anything for validation and exposure. What’s next, Bobby Flay in a throwdown with a lapdancer from Scores? I’ll skip that one, thanks.

  4. orchidgal says:

    Next time he should consider calling a turtle race. That might be more his speed.

  5. Byrdie says:

    Is there any place left that’s safe and Bobby-free? ugh.

  6. Klaus says:

    Next, I am predicitng his appearance on “Dr. 90210″ for treatment of his gynecomastia, and the “Irish Curse.”

  7. FROG LEGS says:

    Why would ANY ONE ask that freckle dick to do such a thing. And HE SHOULD “quit his day job”!
    As far as his gynomastia…..maybe Gina Neely could recommend a jalapeno flavored edible bra!!!!

  8. Silvio says:

    Having never played any contact sports in his life, are you surprised Flay is sporting titties now ?

  9. Mike says:

    lol I was at Saratoga 2 weeks ago, if I heard this toolbag calling a race i was watching, id have made my way to the announcers booth and popped him one. This guy needs to learn his limits

  10. Lana says:

    Hmmm, awkward much?

  11. Nancy-Too says:

    I didn’t think Bobby did ‘so bad’.

    What’s the beef?

  12. dkmissy says:

    And bobby flay loses by a nose! I was rolling on the floor, i was embarrased for him.

  13. Jun says:

    Where did all the tabs and Host links go? This website is acting weird today.

  14. Jillian Madison says:

    ……..I did an “automatic update” of my blog software thismorning, and the stupid thing WROTE OVER MY ENTIRE BLOG DIRECTORY. I’m trying to piece it back together. Hang in there, guys!

  15. Jun says:

    Bobby Flay on the cover of Hamptons Magazine. He promoted this via Twitter.

    http://www.hamptons-magazine.com/HAM_v31I13_080_COVERSTAR.html

    My response? Pffft.

  16. Lexi says:

    Heh, that was so painful. I don’t usually watch horse racing but I’d watch that for the lols anyday!

  17. Ferd says:

    He cooks souffles? Maybe on a grill with jalapenos.

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