Archives for "September, 2009"
The Top 10 Worst Fortune Cookies Ever
[That's not a fortune! That's a threat!] [That sounds more like lunch on the Biggest Loser ranch.] [Is that supposed to be impressive? Cave men ate bark and liked it, too.] [This is what happens when Hallmark writers go rogue.] [...IN BED!]
Alton Brown Disses Food Network Chefs In Interview
Is Alton Brown drinking the FNH Kool-Aid?! In a recent interview with an Atlanta radio station, he talked a little smack about some of his Food Network co-stars. He playfully ribbed Giada’s weight and Ina’s relationship with her husband, but his story about Sandra Lee was the funniest. He said Sandra was “semi-sane… semi-out of [...]
Paula Deen On “Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader”
(All jokes aside, Paula did a decent job on the show. She missed a few easy questions, but won $20,000 for her charity – and that’s always a good thing.)
Famous Foodies By The Smell (Part 2)
AARON MCCARGO: Manwich mix, cheap aftershave, and tarnished 14-karat gold DUFF GOLDMAN: Vanilla frosting, Mary Alice’s perfume, and dirty laundry MELISSA D’ARABIAN: Frozen bacon, diapers, French bread, and insecurity INA GARTEN: Hydrangeas, BMW leather, the seafood section at Whole Foods, and GOOD vanilla THE NEELYS: Barbecue sauce and strawberry condoms GORDON RAMSAY: John Dory, halibut, [...]
We are not affiliated with the Food Network, or any of their hosts, in any way. This is a satire, humor, and parody website.
(c) 2011 Food Network Humor - All Rights Reserved




























THIS WEEK: Another tailgating weekend! Alex G's onion rings, an awful slow cooker experience, Ina & Jeffrey Garten's lame steak throwdown, Jennifer Hudson's annoying Weight Watchers commercial, Restaurant Impossible's cheap makeovers, and more.










