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49 Responses
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Guinea Pig is a local delicacy in Peru… not sure about a “smoothie” but it is normally enjoyed roasted
Giada is in Peru with OxFam. Apparently, they eat guinea pig there. Yuck. Not for me.
The thought of blending up guinea pig bits into a smoothie makes me want to vomit. How could she drink that, especially before boarding a bumpy, crowded, old train?
“My friends are my guinea pigs when I entertain,” Giada whispers……….
So when her travel-pals get Montezuma’s Revenge she’ll know she should’ve used ice from filtered water.
well, in that region that is a very common dish…however, why she would ever do that is beyond comprehension!
Out slumming are we, Giada? :P
Got a great idea for Tuschman & Co. Let’s give Bobby Deen a show along the lines of Jeffrey Saad’s program. We’ll call it…..
“The Guinea-Pig Smuggler”
I fear that Tits McGee will try to pronounce her status…GWINNN-EEEEEEH PEEEEEGAHHHH for the train ride to MATCHOOOO PEEEETCHOOOO!
I am surprised she spelled Machu Picchu correctly.
And who really gives a crap about what you do anyway, Princess Giada ? You’re a legend in your own mind.
“You’re a legend in your own mind.”
It takes an enormous ego to fit inside Giada’s huge head :)
I think she is already feeling the effects of oxygen deprivation. She’s not going to need a protein drink, but more like an oxygen tank. And just for the record, who has access to a freakin blender just prior to boarding a train? Did Ron Popeil invent a portable, battery operated model that is a must have for international travel? I mean Zimmern and Bordain have both eaten cuyee on their shows, but, uh, I didn’t see any blenders being dragged out. Guess she’d do anything for attention.
There’s a local group of restaurants that are well-known for serving “road kill”. I just checked the menus to see if any of the venues offer Guinea Pig; it doesn’t appear on the regular menus, but that doesn’t mean that it might not be available as a special sometimes. These restaurants have been known to serve up some “delicacies” that I’d rather not mention. Buffalo, duck, rabbit, and venison are standard on the menus.
Oh, Lord. I hope my daughter doesn’t see this. Her beloved guinea pig is a sweet and treasured member of the family.
How gross. Couldn’t believe that came from the snobby girl.
OMG! Please tell me that an explanation follows!
When I first saw this, I swear to God I thought it was made up. Even if it is a delicacy, I can’t believe she made the poor thing into a smoothy and then BRAGGED about it.
I gotta say that until I see her blend it up, pour it in a glass, and actually DRINK it, I ain’t buying it. She can twitter whatever she likes without proving a thing. I mean, really! Can you see Ms. Thang with her pearly whites and boobs hanging out put this in her mouth? Not on your life.
Byrdie, I gotta go with you. I just cannot see her doing this. What if she got a tiny claw or whisker caught in one of her Mr. Ed teeth?
Very odd thing to post, even for a self absorbed little rich girl.
I just curious as to how the wonder and grandeur of Machu Picchu will compare in the face of the enormity and magnitude of Giada’s ego.
Jamie, “What if she got a tiny claw or whisker caught in one of her Mr. Ed teeth?”
LMFAO!! Or, as I love to think of her as a character in “Chicken Run”.
Guinea Pig must be code for booze.
It all makes sense when you see it that way.
That sounds so disgusting. I just spent a few weeks in Ecuador and it was a delicacy there too. I really wanted to try it but got food poisoning so figured it probably wouldn’t be good to risk it!
But really… who drinks a meat smoothie? On a train? Yuck.
Oh c’mon people. P a r o d y!!!!!
I think she meant that she MADE a smoothie for a Guinea Pig. With Nutella and maaaarrrrrr-sccccaaaaaa-poon’-eeeee.
I have seen on Nat Geo, Discovery, etc culture roast a gp but blend it into a smoothie??? Lil Mrs California Wanna Be not only ate GP but blended it up? You can bet one, LIE! And two, she sure didnt blend it up or clean up the blender afterward. Get real, Princess Im Tooooo Gooooooood.
LOL @ At Mr Ed teeth. LMAO
Picture her braying into the camera: “Wiiiillbbuuurrrr!”
All I can see now is that old SNL skit about the Bass-o-matic where they dropped in a whole bass and pureed it up. I can’t get that image out of my head, and now it includes a Guinea Pig and her teeth and boobs…
Gads, HoustonRay. Talk about a trip in the ‘way back’ machine! I forgot about the Bass-o-matic! What a great connection!
@Jamie – STOP!! You’re killing me! LMRAO again with “Wilbur”…..
@Gluey you theory makes some sense.
While I don’t know if I’d ever try guinea pig the fact is it’s a valued food in Peru.
So here we have Ms. Nasty, the princess of entitlement, mocking a culture she is visiting on behalf of Oxfam in her role as a good will ambassador. Yeah that sounds like Giada. It all makes sense now.
Sorry Byrdie, I get a little silly sometimes from breathing all the FN gasses. It does catch up with a girl. LOL
“guinea pig smoothie stands for “martini with 2 olives shaken not stirred”.
Give Me A Break, Giada! This Is NOT anything that I want to Know! Boudain handled the Journey with Much MORE Class!
Dank Dillweed (great name btw) is on to something with “The Guinea Pig Smuggler” for Jeffery Saadomy, but instead mayhaps “The Gerbil Smuggler”…or has that been done? Hmmmm. As far as Girardia De La Whatever the Fu#k, I wonder , was the GP pre or post mortem? She looks like she could dispassionatly toss an unsuspecting rodent into a Ronco Rodent’o'Matic and never miss a beat. Is it just me or does her “Just punch me as hard as you can in my hooknosed oversized face” factor just keep increasing?
I think the Guinea Pig part is a joke. This is FN HUMOR!!! Remember?
If it was a joke, then maybe she should point it out. And if it is a joke… why am I not laughing? And trust me, I laugh at ANYTHING!
Please don’t tell me this trip of hers is part of some stupid FN travel show! I don’t care what you all think, but I find Giada much more annoying than Rachael Ray (and that is saying something) simply because Giada really and truly thinks she is the center of the universe and we all gravitate around HER! Ugh! I hope she really did drink a Guinea Pig smoothie… it would probably do wonders for her face to be stuck in a toilet for awhile…
Queen Horsey Face Twat Bag DID infact, post this as a Twitter update.
http://twitter.com/gdelaurentiis
Also on her Twitter being Giada she has to compare things in Peru to Italy.
I’m trying to be open minded here, but that’s just friggin disgusting. Why doesn’t she just have a nice dog fries to go with it… maybe a cat sundae for dessert.
I always knew there was something I didn’t like about her… now I’m sure I was correct.
I just read her tweets. I’m trying to figure out how she thinks anybody gives a rats ass about her day to day! I couldn’t care less.
@Byrdie: Her friends whom she uses as “guinea pigs” must care. Just sayin’…
It’s probably some kind of “protein powder” derived from some part of the g pig, not an actual ground up g pig. Just guessin’…would need to research it more but Queen Guine Pig may not be worth it.
OOPS Guinea Pig
Cherry, it’s too bad she took her guinea pig friends for a ‘ride’! No she ain’t got nobody except her dentist and plastic surgeon.
In the Wikipedia article about Peruvian Guinea Pig, there is an entire section about these rodents as Food. Evidently, it is a very popular restaurant item and is prepared in a variety of ways. Don’t think I want to be a “guinea pig” and try it ;)
I just saw a promo for Jeff Corwin’s whatever show. Thursday night he’s in Peru. WTF? Did FN get a group rate?
LOL Byrdie.
Don’t know but Giadi is a twatwaffle and Corwin is enjoyable.
JustANobody, I haven’t watched his show. Of course, as he’s filming, her gigantic head will probably pop up somewhere in the background…
I wanted to say maybe she Twittered from her iPhone and it auto-corrected her statement horribly, but then I noticed it said “from the web”.