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Another Twitter User Bastardizing The English Language
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Another Twitter User Bastardizing The English Language
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Looks like T-Flo isn’t the only moron on Twitter. Let us introduce whoever the hell is writing Anthony Bourdain’s No Reservations Twitter:
Cringe. Repeat as necessary.
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14 Responses
Oh, for the love of…
Whoever wrote this “should of” gone to school. “Their” dumber “then” a brick!
“Your” so right to point that out.
It hurts! Make it go away!
Laurie
Your write own!
When is the memorial service for proper English?
“No Reservations” was unwatchable last night. Sorry, but I think Tony has jumped the shark.
Scary…
For someone that rags on other folks as much as Old Tony does, he needs to cut some fingers off or something to make this right.
Everbody knows its “yore” question, maroon. And, yes, it shore did git answered.
Ugh that is my biggest pet peeve…Has anyone ever read the book “Eats, Shoots and Leaves:The Zero Tolerance Approach To Punctuation” Ok I guess it’s more about bad punctuation but I believe it talked about bad grammar as well- a very funny, very true book!
@Debbie–I love that book. She does cover the proper use of the apostrophe.
Oooh, thanks for the tip Debbie! As if I need to spend any more money on books, but I’m a grammar and spelling Nazi from the womb.
is this a cooking show or an english class? I still have nightmares about the nuns “beating” the english into us…thanks guys for bringing back all those lovely memories.