Comments on: Insane Bacon Donut Burger Coming To The Big E

By: OoBa

OoBa — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 19:06:23 +0000

Paula’s home cooking took this idea from the cartoon comedy show The Boondocks. In 2006 an episode featured a restaurant that served “The Luther” burger. Named for Luther Vandross.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_Burger

By: Revedo

Revedo — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 19:20:37 +0000

Gregory, are you saying ty is a cum-guzzling sphincy ranger??

By: stella

stella — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 16:53:33 +0000

you have to be Craz-E not to be tempted by the Craz-E burger…but I think I would develop some Craz-E heartburn

By: Jimbo

Jimbo — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 04:26:19 +0000

This is definitely a coronary bypass surgery waiting to happen.

By: Leslie

Leslie — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 04:23:30 +0000

@DesignerJeans: Don’t feed the EGO-BLOB. ;)

By: Dank Dillweed

Dank Dillweed — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 01:55:59 +0000

@Gregory: Here’s my take of the “Ultimate”, simpatico with your views.

Choad-Swallowing, Cum-Gargling, Schwantz-Sucking Ass-Bandit.

You likey?

His recipies remind me of this Throwdown episode I seen, where our MC of Loserville challenged “Delialah” for best Mac & Cheese. Wife and I thought both looked/sounded good.

Sent out Wifey for needed ingredients, knowing full well wasn’t going to be cheap, but c’mon. Wifey comes home and says “WTF, $70 mac and cheese, fuck that, I’d rather go out.”

Ordered a pie, drank a bottle of Bailey’s, saved $25, still got laid.

Fuck these assholes with unlimited expense accounts and fragile egos.

And try to have some fun while cooking, though the Neely’s take it a little too far (I mean for the public, otherwise, they got the right idea.

By: CherryRose

CherryRose — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 00:52:04 +0000

“Tyler Florence is disgusting. Good, send him to Lifetime (one of the worst networks on television)..”

A few years ago I might have disagreed with this comment about Lifetime because I liked the “ladies’ movies” that were shown during the afternoon and evening. Now there’s the premium Lifetime Movie Network, so pauper Lifetime is showing tired reruns 24/7. Lifetime TV has become a total waste so Tyler Florence will fit in nicely.

By: Dank Dillweed

Dank Dillweed — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 00:27:56 +0000

Gregory, Well done, chap!

Remember this is FN HUMOR, and we must always push the envelope.

As they said in “This is Spinal Tap”, we take things to “11″!

Well played, Gregory, well played, I’m impressed.

By: Gregory

Gregory — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 00:19:54 +0000

I don’t dislike Fieri as much as I dislike Tyler Florence so I’ll give you some words to describe him instead.

frog-balled rectumcake
pudding-filled dungsqueeze
clown-assed hamburger fucker
chub-faced dinglepatty
zit-assed bumqueen
slack-dicked fartface

I could go on all day. Can’t stand the guy.

By: Dank Dillweed

Dank Dillweed — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:37:49 +0000

@Gregory: Please, please tell me. If Ty is disgusting, give me some words to describe Fieri. My vocab sucks donkey balls, so I’m looking to you for some linguistic help.

Oh, and “douchebag” is so, like, last month man, so bring your “A” game.

Something synonymous with Dingleberry, or cum-sponge is more inline, if you need a hint.