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Filed Under YUCK: Someone Had A Bobby Flay Sex Dream
Published on: September 6, 2009 – 11:34 pm by Jillian Madison 
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(We get a lot of crazy e-mail here at FNH, but this just might be the most unusual one yet. Someone named Amanda wrote in to let us know about the freaky sex dream she had about Bobby Flay. Here’s her story, along with some photos we added for dramatic effect. Enjoy! And remember, don’t watch Grill It before bed, or you might soon find yourself in Amanda’s shoes.)
AMANDA’S E-MAIL:
Hello, love the site, very entertaining and I feel I must tell you about a dream I had. It was really creepy and disturbing, I met Bobby Flay and all the sudden we were kissing and my friend was there and she was trying to get him and we were glaring and fighting each other.
I won the battle for Bobby’s heart and then I said, “have you ever heard of foodnetworkhumor.com?” he said yes and burst into tears.
so I just wanted to say thanks for breaking poor Bobby’s heart (at least in my dreams haha). Maybe I can be his next wife! ~Amanda
Good luck, Amanda. They say the 4th wife’s the charm.
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Cold sores? GROSS! Warning to Amanda: Any offers from Bobby Flay to go down town should be met with a stout and unequivocal “No, thank you!” – even in your dreams.
That is not a sex dream, it is a night terror! You poor thing!
Hey baby, can I rub you down with adobo sauce?
don’t forget the chipotle. He would nut his drawers if you combined chipotle and adobo.
So sorry for the disgusting comment, but I must note that given this is a post about a sex dream, Bobby Flay’s “tears” look a little more like…um…’baby batter’ than they do tears.
You poor thing,the horror of it. You should imbibe a full glass of 80 proof beverage of your choice (I prefer single malt Scotch myself) or a full bottle of Irish Cream. It should stop the shaking. After a horrible nightmare like that it should be enough to calm your nerves and relax you a bit, but not cause any other effects.
I read that “hot” dreams can be prompted by chipotle, habanera, jalapeno, etc. peppers. Best to avoid Bobby’s recipes late at night…or all day, for that matter :)
Bobby cries jizz.
I once had a dream that Tom Cruise wanted to marry me and I told him, “I don’t believe in Scientology.”
Yeah.
those jizz tears gross me out even more than the bobby flay sex dream.
really.
yuck-O!
Seriously makes one contemplate becoming a nun….
@CherryRose
Don’t forget the CORN – Bobby loves working the ol’ corn cob !
I had a dream with Alton Brown in it once – no sex was involved tho, just silliness.
Double Yuck. This should be filed under Unmentionable. This is definitely the kind of dream one shouln’t tell other people, other than your therapist.
Thanks Amanda! You just helped me loose my last 5 pounds.
Forget Flabby Boy, I want Mario Battali and his orange crocs…yummalicious…hahaha
Ohhhhh, Marrrriooooo!
http://www.carnivaleduvin.com/2009/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/batali.jpeg
THAT’S a sex dream?? Ouch. Sucks for you…
MY EYES!
MY EYES!
With Mario there’s just more – and more, and more – of him to love. Oh well, at least no one’s having these dreams about Ina.
This thread has made me sterile. Thanks FNH!
TMI TMI TMI AMANDA!!!
@Jun – wonder what the therapist thinks. Depends on the school probably (e.g. Jungian vs. Freudian)
@Di @Cherry Rose – re: the corn cob – I don’t even want to go there…a lot of crude Guatemalan jokes involves the OLOTE e.g. the corn cob
@Kenneth – yet another “crude” Guatemalan inside joke – Chile = a man’s member. The “hotter the chile”…well you get the idea….
Bobby Flay: so gross
Like ancho chili powder
He’s barely human
This dream is begging for interpretation. Amanda and her friend have some bad blood because of something trivial — in the dream, the trivial is represented by Bobby Flay, who neither one actually wants. It’s clear that this underlying tension is bothering Amanda, and this unhappiness is projected onto Bobby –that’s why he’s crying. Amanda is thinking her friend is saying bad stuff behind her back, or making fun of her, and it makes her feel bad because she really likes her friend.
I’ll send you a bill, Amanda.
Oh my gosh! My email made it on this site! Sorry under such circumstances, cant control my dreams )= love the pictures however!
Off Topic:
I just walked into an office that had FN on. Sandra (hic) Lee was making Guacamole.
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD she put peas in it.
PEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAASSS!
She said she “knew” it was not “traditional” but the color went well,
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD when will the Sandra (hic) Lee Food Atrocities stop!?!!?!!!
@DesignerJeans. I can’t think of a better way to ruin guacamole!
In the “TMI” section of mind here is the low down:
I swear this is 100% accurate:
I walk into the office.
Notice FN is on.
Notice it is Sandra (hic) Lee.
See she is mashing avacados into a bowl (so far so good.)
But then 1/2 second later I wonder to myself: “Hmm.. how is she going to fuck this up?”
Then she drops peas into the bowl and gives her “not traditional” disclaimer.
I then proceed to throw up a little in my mind’s eye.
Dear God she needs to be brought up on food crimes in The Hague.
Food Network just aired the promo for next week’s Chopped Champions. Unfortunately, they did so before the new episode, tonight, ended. Oopsie!
Yep, I noticed that, about the Chopped Champions promo. I’m not exactly sure how this competition is working. So, the winner tonight goes on to compete next week, and another chance at another $10k. I assume this carries from week to week, the winner of the episode goes on to the competition next week. Doesn’t this put those new people who compete in week 4 (winner from week 3, plus 3 newbies) at a disadvantage, seeing as the competition only lasts a month (according to earlier promos). I thought maybe they’d take a winner from the first 4 weeks, then in week 5 have a grand finale with the previous 4 winners. Ah, I’m probably thinking too much.
I had a Sandra Lee sex dream, I wanted to have my way with her in the dining room. Alas, I was thwarted, when my arm was unable to swipe the entire tablescape from the table. Half way through, I was seriously injured by shrapnel from so many gastly dollar store objects I nearly bleed to death..
Alex I’m so glad you mentioned this because I’m just catching it on the DVR and they tell you who wins the dessert round AND the next SHOW in their stupid promo! I caught it airing between the entree and dessert round. What fuckers. I’m sorry but if you already know who’s gonna win that sorta defeats the whole point. WTH is going on at TFN? Are they all too busy smoking CRACK to get anything right?
@CatChow – hehe whatever Bobby sure does love the chili and corn.
And I also can’t help but think of RR and that story she loves to tell again and again of when she was toddler her mom couldn’t get to stop sucking on the empty corn cob.
hehe I bet that story has served her well over the years ;)
@Amanda -
Be sure to share any other “interesting” chef-related dreams you might have.
Bobby Flay cries solder?
OMG! I too had a dream about the ginger-haired grill master…seems I had fallen asleep while his show was on, and something sinister entered my brain, and in the dream I TOO WAS KISSING ON HIM…AAARRGGHHHH
This is hilarious!!!! Because my name is Amanda, and I had a Flay sex dream last night too!! OMG WHAT THE HELL??!!!