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Bobby Flay Adds 2 New Steps To “Grill It” Intro
Posted on September 15th 2009 by Jillian Madison

    21 Responses

  1. Mrs. Cosby says:

    I could BILL IT all day, baby.

  2. dan says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. That is all.

  3. Gregory says:

    Thank you! I’ve always hated Flay’s Grill It! intro. The way he says Chill it…….. fill it…….. spill it….. makes me want to scream. Blow me, Flay, you evil red headded ginger from hell.

  4. tegan says:

    I enjoy how he’s always so condescending to whoever he’s got guest starring on his show with him. He’s all like, “Oh I see, you’re marinating that trout in soy” and rolling his eyes at them behind their back.

  5. Byrdie says:

    When it comes to Flay, I say “SHILL IT”!

  6. oh_come_on says:

    How about swill it?

  7. CherryRose says:

    Bobby Flay’s hair reminds me of a BRILL-o pad.

  8. Byrdie says:

    Flay makes Carrot Top look good….ugh.

  9. Jules says:

    i read a blog article a few months ago from some guy who absolutely hated bobby flay. he said something like:

    “flay has one of the most horrible faces i’ve ever seen; the kind of face you’d pay money to kick.”

    to this day, i giggle about it and can totally relate whenever i see bobby on tv. i don’t know what it is about that guy but i can’t stand ‘em.

  10. CherryRose says:

    How about DRILLing Flay’s skull to let the arrogant spirits out?

  11. Gayle King says:

    Jules, I know that quote! It’s “He’s got a face like a rotten bee’s nest. The kind you’d pay money to kick.”

    Ain’t THAT the truth.

  12. Jill (not Jillian) says:

    He totally looks like he should have horns growing out of his head.

    Sometimes I wanna jam that oversized thumbtack in his forehead. I feel sorry for that post.

  13. JaySticLe says:

    You know what’s worse then Grill It!? The fact that CelebritiesCallYou.com lets you HAVE BOBBY FLAY CALL YOU TO “MAKE YOU FEEL EXCITED!”

    Sorry, CelebritiesCallYou.com, but Bobby Flay calling me and telling me to Grill It! does NOT make me feel “excited.”

  14. DesignerJeans says:

    Zovirax it!

  15. Silvio says:

    Divorce It.

  16. Ferd says:

    Mansiere it!

  17. Laurie says:

    “Divorce it”! *SCREAM!!!*

  18. Bubbelah says:

    For Bobby (who over the age of 12 calls themselves “Bobby?”)I’d say SHRILL IT.

  19. Boke1 says:

    The funniest part of this to me is that Bobby can’t pronounce the word “grill.” He says “gwill.” And it’s in the name of the show! Same thing with Tyler Florence and his bastardization of the word “ultimate.” He says “OL-timate.” And again, in the title of ths show!

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