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Food Network Episodes You Might Have Missed
Posted on September 3rd 2009 by FNH Staff


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    34 Responses

  1. Jun says:
    September 3, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    Ha! These are great…

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  2. sam-i-am-not says:
    September 3, 2009 at 8:58 pm

    LOL. Loved this. I thought I was the only one who noticed Mark Somers’ corny jokes and long speech pauses! He thinks he’s still hosting Double Dare.

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  3. Gayle says:
    September 3, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    I love this website. That is all.

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  4. Laura says:
    September 3, 2009 at 9:20 pm

    I’m convinced the posts on this website had something to do with Noah Starr’s dismissal. Think you can do the same thing about Marc Sommers? I’d consider it a personal favour.

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  5. Laura says:
    September 3, 2009 at 9:23 pm

    Oh yeah, and if get rid of the Neelys, Ray Ray, Aunt Sandy, Sunny, Giada and Fee-eddy, I’ll put you in my will!

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  6. benny says:
    September 3, 2009 at 10:39 pm

    Good heavens,how do I hate those random pauses in Unwrapped:

    And Douche Fieri can shove it

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  7. FNFAN says:
    September 4, 2009 at 7:08 am

    I think Marc Summers’s weird pauses are part of his notorious OCD. I heard he’s on the Howie Mandel-level. If you notice, he barely touches anything, and if he does, it’s just barely.

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  8. FNFAN says:
    September 4, 2009 at 7:16 am

    ^^^”he barely touches anything, and if he does, it’s just barely.”^^^

    Excuse the redundancy… :)

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  9. MichiganPete says:
    September 4, 2009 at 8:03 am

    “Down Home with the Neelys” got a TV-G rating? Who sets these ratings?

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  10. Ferd says:
    September 4, 2009 at 8:12 am

    Mmm, turtle meat-o. Hilarious! (Or should I say, off the hook and money?)

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  11. CherryRose says:
    September 4, 2009 at 8:47 am

    ROFL!! I hope FN execs see this and realize just how ridiculous their programming has become since they headed in a new direction. The S.S. FoodNetwork is sinking fast!

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  12. CherryRose says:
    September 4, 2009 at 8:51 am

    @Jillian: Please do more of these FN schedules with other hosts. Many thanks!

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  13. Jun says:
    September 4, 2009 at 9:07 am

    OH NO! According to Twitter, FN has renewed 10 Dollar Dinners. :(

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  14. DesignerJeans says:
    September 4, 2009 at 9:16 am

    @Jun

    I am now marlon brando, on my knees screaming “Melisssssssaaaaaaa why!?!!!!!!?”

    Please tell me you are joking?

    @Cherry

    Indeed, if The Neeley don’t get a MA-17 then the whole TV ratings thing is worthless.

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  15. DesignerJeans says:
    September 4, 2009 at 9:18 am

    OK. technically, I should be Marlon Brando screaming “Parisssssss” or “Sooooooooooooyyyyy”or “I store bacon in the freeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzerrrrrrrr”…

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  16. HUH??? says:
    September 4, 2009 at 9:44 am

    I fail to see the humor in Food Network Humor.

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  17. JaySticLe says:
    September 4, 2009 at 9:45 am

    Um, hate to break it to ya, tuts, but it’s Mark Summers, not Somers. I know it’s Summers because of many years of watching Double Dare and Unwrapped. So, yes, I am a dork.

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  18. Lana says:
    September 4, 2009 at 9:45 am

    “Leapin Lizard That’s Good Gizzard …”

    Now THAT’s funny! Bravo, Jillian. Bravo.

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  19. Jillian Madison says:
    September 4, 2009 at 9:49 am

    You’re all right – it’s Summers. Should have checked before guessing. Error fixed.

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  20. Jun says:
    September 4, 2009 at 10:05 am

    @DesignerJeans. I’m afraid so:
    http://www.facebook.com/posted.php?id=20534666726&share_id=129438032409#div_story_129438032409_129438032409

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  21. Byrdie says:
    September 4, 2009 at 10:19 am

    Say, that’s an idea! Since Ina can’t seem to come up with any new ideas anymore, she could do an entire new series where she and her MIL prepare a tempting schmear of Kosher dishes! “Oi, my shviger is utzing me!”

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  22. DesignerJeans says:
    September 4, 2009 at 10:30 am

    @Jun

    thx.

    It’s official then, FN would renew a dead possum if Susie’s and Tushie’s finger prints where on it.

    I really didn’t dislike her that much during the NFNS, but what they turned her show into, the gimmick that it is, her craven desire to be famous, and the obvious lack of talent she has shown on that nervous rollercoaster called $10 dinners* (*if you buy all the shit on sale and don’t mind having the same thing every night for a week) just makes me want to stick my head in the freezer with melissa’s bacon.

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  23. Byrdie says:
    September 4, 2009 at 11:23 am

    Well, at least we got a ‘heads up’ so we can all practice freezing bacon that we got on sale.

    ugh.

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  24. CherryRose says:
    September 4, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    Be sure to stock up on canned salmon, too!

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  25. Byrdie says:
    September 4, 2009 at 12:14 pm

    And soy sauce! Can’t forget the soy sauce.

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  26. DKM Marlink says:
    September 4, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    @HUH???
    “I fail to see the humor in Food Network Humor.”

    Try looking in the mirror–then you’ll finally get what everyone you meet is laughing about!

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  27. Byrdie says:
    September 4, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    @HUH?? – What in the hell do you consider funny? Hey, wait! Is that you Doucheman, I mean, Tuscheman??

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  28. Ferd says:
    September 4, 2009 at 4:55 pm

    Canned salmon and soy sauce – what more do you need?

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  29. Laura says:
    September 4, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    Summers, Somers, Sommers – who cares? They’re all annoying.

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  30. Princess Crazypants says:
    September 4, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    I can’t stand Marc Summers. I even read his book “Everything in its Place” about his OCD and he came off as soooooo arrogant.

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  31. The Rationalist says:
    September 7, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    I’d like to see a piece of lumber drop on Marc Summer’s head.

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  32. Barb says:
    September 7, 2009 at 11:17 pm

    Is it just me, or do any of you think that Marc Summers looks like someone’s grandma? Seriously, picture him with a curly wig, a long dress, and a rocking chair. Not like Psycho, just like someone’s nice grandma who will cook stuffies for you. (Translation: stuffed clams. Yum.)

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  33. jen kirby says:
    September 18, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    i saw emerial lagassee cooking this week pork chops like a stew then poured over maybe kale. Cannot find recipe or show. help

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  34. CherryRose says:
    September 18, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    “i saw emerial lagassee cooking this week pork chops like a stew then poured over maybe kale. Cannot find recipe or show. help”

    You’ll have better luck finding the recipe on the Food Network website.

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