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34 Responses
Ha! These are great…
LOL. Loved this. I thought I was the only one who noticed Mark Somers’ corny jokes and long speech pauses! He thinks he’s still hosting Double Dare.
I love this website. That is all.
I’m convinced the posts on this website had something to do with Noah Starr’s dismissal. Think you can do the same thing about Marc Sommers? I’d consider it a personal favour.
Oh yeah, and if get rid of the Neelys, Ray Ray, Aunt Sandy, Sunny, Giada and Fee-eddy, I’ll put you in my will!
Good heavens,how do I hate those random pauses in Unwrapped:
And Douche Fieri can shove it
I think Marc Summers’s weird pauses are part of his notorious OCD. I heard he’s on the Howie Mandel-level. If you notice, he barely touches anything, and if he does, it’s just barely.
^^^”he barely touches anything, and if he does, it’s just barely.”^^^
Excuse the redundancy… :)
“Down Home with the Neelys” got a TV-G rating? Who sets these ratings?
Mmm, turtle meat-o. Hilarious! (Or should I say, off the hook and money?)
ROFL!! I hope FN execs see this and realize just how ridiculous their programming has become since they headed in a new direction. The S.S. FoodNetwork is sinking fast!
@Jillian: Please do more of these FN schedules with other hosts. Many thanks!
OH NO! According to Twitter, FN has renewed 10 Dollar Dinners. :(
@Jun
I am now marlon brando, on my knees screaming “Melisssssssaaaaaaa why!?!!!!!!?”
Please tell me you are joking?
@Cherry
Indeed, if The Neeley don’t get a MA-17 then the whole TV ratings thing is worthless.
OK. technically, I should be Marlon Brando screaming “Parisssssss” or “Sooooooooooooyyyyy”or “I store bacon in the freeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzerrrrrrrr”…
I fail to see the humor in Food Network Humor.
Um, hate to break it to ya, tuts, but it’s Mark Summers, not Somers. I know it’s Summers because of many years of watching Double Dare and Unwrapped. So, yes, I am a dork.
“Leapin Lizard That’s Good Gizzard …”
Now THAT’s funny! Bravo, Jillian. Bravo.
You’re all right – it’s Summers. Should have checked before guessing. Error fixed.
@DesignerJeans. I’m afraid so:
http://www.facebook.com/posted.php?id=20534666726&share_id=129438032409#div_story_129438032409_129438032409
Say, that’s an idea! Since Ina can’t seem to come up with any new ideas anymore, she could do an entire new series where she and her MIL prepare a tempting schmear of Kosher dishes! “Oi, my shviger is utzing me!”
@Jun
thx.
It’s official then, FN would renew a dead possum if Susie’s and Tushie’s finger prints where on it.
I really didn’t dislike her that much during the NFNS, but what they turned her show into, the gimmick that it is, her craven desire to be famous, and the obvious lack of talent she has shown on that nervous rollercoaster called $10 dinners* (*if you buy all the shit on sale and don’t mind having the same thing every night for a week) just makes me want to stick my head in the freezer with melissa’s bacon.
Well, at least we got a ‘heads up’ so we can all practice freezing bacon that we got on sale.
ugh.
Be sure to stock up on canned salmon, too!
And soy sauce! Can’t forget the soy sauce.
@HUH???
“I fail to see the humor in Food Network Humor.”
Try looking in the mirror–then you’ll finally get what everyone you meet is laughing about!
@HUH?? – What in the hell do you consider funny? Hey, wait! Is that you Doucheman, I mean, Tuscheman??
Canned salmon and soy sauce – what more do you need?
Summers, Somers, Sommers – who cares? They’re all annoying.
I can’t stand Marc Summers. I even read his book “Everything in its Place” about his OCD and he came off as soooooo arrogant.
I’d like to see a piece of lumber drop on Marc Summer’s head.
Is it just me, or do any of you think that Marc Summers looks like someone’s grandma? Seriously, picture him with a curly wig, a long dress, and a rocking chair. Not like Psycho, just like someone’s nice grandma who will cook stuffies for you. (Translation: stuffed clams. Yum.)
i saw emerial lagassee cooking this week pork chops like a stew then poured over maybe kale. Cannot find recipe or show. help
“i saw emerial lagassee cooking this week pork chops like a stew then poured over maybe kale. Cannot find recipe or show. help”
You’ll have better luck finding the recipe on the Food Network website.